[Dazzler]

This couple I know....

Found that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are sha**ing!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're sha**ing?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.

[2i30s]

 

[Shambles]

Them Coopers have sure been "at it" some time




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[Dazzler]

Mine's different He's got a Mars bar...

I had a feelin' I'd heard it before but thought I was mistaken when my search for Mars came up empty as far as jokes went...

Sorry Brian...

[eye30]

Well according to the advert

A Mars a day helps you work rest and play

[Dazzler]

Good one m8 

[SRT Metro]