Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.
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> When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful
> tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been
> married.
>
> She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
> loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
> needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
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>
> Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the
> therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand,
> embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts
> and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband
> Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!
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>
> Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking
> In the glow of being highly aroused.
>
> The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at
> least three times a week.. Can you do this?'
>
> Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on
> Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf......................
