[meehalych]

I scored 9 out of 24, so I failed the test and have no chances to live in UK, what about you? 
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/quiz/2011/oct/11/uk-citizenship-test-quiz?fb=native

[Dazzler]

I only got 10 out of 24.. But I guessed 90% of them..I can't see how people would know a lot of that stuff..

[meehalych]

I only got 10 out of 24.. But I guessed 90% of them..I can't see how people would know a lot of that stuff..

So did I  , but still you are one point ahead of me, thus you have got more chances
(an English woman, who posted this link in yahoo group I'm a member of, managed to score 12 out of 24 only  )

[AlanHo]

I got 19 out of 24


I got questions 6, 7, 8, 13 and 20 wrong

[meehalych]

I got 19 out of 24

Bravo! Test passed 

[asathorny]

No problems here....  I am being deported tomorrow 

12  out of 24. I haven't lived in England for 20 years.
I don't think I could pass the Australian citizenship test either though.

[Surferdude]

I got 13. Who the hell care about half those things and how on earth would you be expected to know them if you weren't a long time resident?

[meehalych]

I got 13. Who the hell care about half those things and how on earth would you be expected to know them if you weren't a long time resident?

Don't be upset, you may always come to Russia  everyone seems to be welcome here due to huge number of immigrants in the streets and at Pulkovo 1 airport.

[eye30]

My 86 yo, born, breed, war service etc etc, will be asked to leave UK after doing the test

[AlanHo]

I agree with others here - the test is ridiculous as a measure to determine who is accepted for citizenship. It is far too easy - no wonder we have so many immigrants being granted citizenship.

It should include questions on the life of Shakespeare, nuclear fission, the World Tiddlywink championship, Mahler's Symphonies, Wayne Rooney's disciplinary record, Englands famous Rugby Football defeats, Wars won by the French, The hyundai model range etc.  That should sort the buggers out......

[meehalych]

I agree with others here - the test is ridiculous as a measure to determine who is accepted for citizenship. It is far too easy - no wonder we have so many immigrants being granted citizenship.

It should include questions on the life of Shakespeare, nuclear fission, the World Tiddlywink championship, Mahler's Symphonies, Wayne Rooney's disciplinary record, Englands famous Rugby Football defeats, Wars won by the French, The hyundai model range etc.  That should sort the buggers out......

You just forgot to add the question about the men's names, who were fighting against Romans during there invasions.

[AlanHo]

You just forgot to add the question about the men's names, who were fighting against Romans during there invasions.

That would be unfair and get us into trouble with the "yuman rites act" - if not "elf'n safe Tea"

[Shambles]

... the "yuman rites act" - if not "elf'n safe Tea"

I'm wondering how that's going to look, when translated into Russian

[meehalych]

I'm wondering how that's going to look, when translated into Russian

So am I   

[AlanHo]

I'm wondering how that's going to look, when translated into Russian

So am I   

Good - that's yet another potential immigrant to the Land of Plentiful Hand-Outs barred......................

[meehalych]

Good - that's yet another potential immigrant to the Land of Plentiful Hand-Outs barred......................

Who? Me? Noway  you drive your cars the wrong way, so it would be hard to get accustomed to it, I would prefer Sweden.
Anyway I'd like to visit England one day.

[bumpkin]

I failed, time to pack my bags.














Or stay in Scotland!!

[eye30]

It should include questions on ....
 
....The hyundai model range   

That should sort the buggers out......

 

[asathorny]

Can I choose where I am deported too...   First choice is Canada, second New Zealand, third Australia (they need another whingin pom)......    I hope none of these countries have exams to get in or I shall be goosed 

[meehalych]

It should include questions on ....
 
....The hyundai model range   

That should sort the buggers out......

 

Are you sure this only confines to the cars of Hyundai Motor Company and won't include the models of HYUNDAI Electronics? 

[Surferdude]

asa, first you must pass the Australain Citizenship Tests.

http://www.citizenship.gov.au/learn/cit_test/practice/#

[meehalych]

asa, first you must pass the Australain Citizenship Tests.

http://www.citizenship.gov.au/learn/cit_test/practice/#

Damn, I failed the test  and here are the results:
group 1 - 1 correct out of 5
group 2 - 5 correct out of 5
group 3 - 2 correct out of 5
group 4 - 3 correct out of 5

I guess it time Russia government prepared a similar test for the immigrants 

[Dazzler]

I only did the first 5 (got 4 right) 

[AlanHo]

asa, first you must pass the Australain Citizenship Tests.

http://www.citizenship.gov.au/learn/cit_test/practice/#

I will be checking Qantas single fares London/sydney tomorrow.

Test 1 - 4 out of 5 correct
Test 2 - 4 out of 5 correct
Test 3 - 3 out of 5 correct
Test 4 - 5 out of 5 correct.

My wife's name is Libby - will she have to change it to Sheila?

Only problem I can foresee is that all the wine bottles here are now screw top - where can I get some corks for my hat?..............

[Dazzler]

Ironically I don't think I've ever met a Sheila called Sheila 

or owned a hat with corks on it... But I get your drift 

[asathorny]

asa, first you must pass the Australain Citizenship Tests.

http://www.citizenship.gov.au/learn/cit_test/practice/#

I passed more of the Aussie questions than I did the UK ones  HAHahahahahaha    crazy or wot

[Surferdude]

Only Sheila I've ever actually known of is Sheila Hancock and she is very definitely a Pom.

[rustynutz]

My wife's name is Libby - will she have to change it to Sheila?

She'll have to change it to Raylene, and you shall be Bruce....

You'll also have to learn this song and be able to do the bogan dance....