[Dazzler]

A WOMAN'S POEM:
 
 
 Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
 One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
 One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
 I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
 Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
 Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
 I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
 
 
 A MAN'S POEM:
 
 I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
 huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
 and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
 doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[eye30]

Now that's better

[Shambles]

 A MAN'S POEM:
 
 I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
 huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
 and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
 doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[bumpkin]

Ohhhh yeah

[Hemmi]