[eye30]

One good turn gets the duvet.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.

[FatBoy]

Hard work pays off in the future, but procrastination pays right now.

[The Gonz]

I'm still stuck on 'wise wisdom'.

[Surferdude]

Dear Algebra,
Please stop using us to find your x

She's not coming back.
And don't ask y

[The Gonz]

Earthworms probably don't spend much on shoes.

[Surferdude]

Earthworms probably don't spend much on shoes.

And chickens don't spend much on dentists.

[The Gonz]

An anagram for 'mother in law' is 'woman hitler'.

[Doggie 1]

Earthworms probably don't spend much on shoes.

But centipedes do.

[Dazzler]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory...

A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. ..

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places...