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The parking space no-one can park in

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 Blundering council workmen have been slammed for marking a car parking bay around a lamppost.

The space, on a new housing development in Crawley, West Sussex, has bemused locals because it is so awkward no car would ever be able to fit inside.

One said: “It’s painted right outside a marketing suite which is helping sell the new builds so it isn’t giving out a great impression.

“Maybe the light went out in the painter’s head when he was doing the spaces.”

Another added: “Unless that lamppost is retractable, that parking space is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.”


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Are all you council or main roads workers,who paint these parking bays simpletons,the other day it was a painted parking bay in front of some old ladies driveway
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there is a shop near where I live cant get in or out cos a lamppost was installed in the doorway ;got a picture somewhere ,everyone has a lump on the forehead who forget and go out of the wrong door ; :whistler:
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there is a shop near where I live cant get in or out cos a lamppost was installed in the doorway ;got a picture somewhere ,everyone has a lump on the forehead who forget and go out of the wrong door ; :whistler:

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Blundering council workmen have been slammed for marking a car parking bay around a lamppost.

The space, on a new housing development in Crawley, West Sussex, has bemused locals because it is so awkward no car would ever be able to fit inside.

One said: “It’s painted right outside a marketing suite which is helping sell the new builds so it isn’t giving out a great impression.

“Maybe the light went out in the painter’s head when he was doing the spaces.”

Another added: “Unless that lamppost is retractable, that parking space is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.”


The parking space no-one can park in - BT

Perfect for a couple of motorcycles....  :goodjob:

People forget that it's not just cars needing somewhere to park....


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Blundering council workmen have been slammed for marking a car parking bay around a lamppost.

The space, on a new housing development in Crawley, West Sussex, has bemused locals because it is so awkward no car would ever be able to fit inside.

One said: “It’s painted right outside a marketing suite which is helping sell the new builds so it isn’t giving out a great impression.

“Maybe the light went out in the painter’s head when he was doing the spaces.”

Another added: “Unless that lamppost is retractable, that parking space is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.”


The parking space no-one can park in - BT

Perfect for a couple of motorcycles....  :goodjob:

People forget that it's not just cars needing somewhere to park....
Yes I thought that as well Rusty,but they should have marked them as such,possibly you may and that's a big may,fit a couple of smart cars in there
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Blundering council workmen have been slammed for marking a car parking bay around a lamppost.

The space, on a new housing development in Crawley, West Sussex, has bemused locals because it is so awkward no car would ever be able to fit inside.

One said: “It’s painted right outside a marketing suite which is helping sell the new builds so it isn’t giving out a great impression.

“Maybe the light went out in the painter’s head when he was doing the spaces.”

Another added: “Unless that lamppost is retractable, that parking space is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.”


The parking space no-one can park in - BT

Perfect for a couple of motorcycles....  :goodjob:

People forget that it's not just cars needing somewhere to park....
Yes I thought that as well Rusty,but they should have marked them as such,possibly you may and that's a big may,fit a couple of smart cars in there
The ultimate insult would be to park your bike there and get a fine for using a car spot. :rolleyes: :lol:
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Blundering council workmen have been slammed for marking a car parking bay around a lamppost.

The space, on a new housing development in Crawley, West Sussex, has bemused locals because it is so awkward no car would ever be able to fit inside.

One said: “It’s painted right outside a marketing suite which is helping sell the new builds so it isn’t giving out a great impression.

“Maybe the light went out in the painter’s head when he was doing the spaces.”

Another added: “Unless that lamppost is retractable, that parking space is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.”


The parking space no-one can park in - BT

Perfect for a couple of motorcycles....  :goodjob:

People forget that it's not just cars needing somewhere to park....

That was my very first thought too.
Still useable IMO.
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People forget that it's not just cars needing somewhere to park....

Or push bikes.

Can use the post to secure bike/bike chain too
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