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Offline Surferdude

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June 27, 2014, 07:42:42
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Reply #1: June 27, 2014, 07:46:16
For the man who has everything. :whistler:
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Reply #2: June 27, 2014, 07:47:23
Line up 4 of those machines and four drunken blokes and let the wacky races begin to see who comes first in the competition. :rofl: :rofl:
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Reply #3: June 27, 2014, 07:50:04
Quote from: The Gonz on June 27, 2014, 07:46:16
For the man who has everything. :whistler:
At least you wouldn't have that age old problem associated with a blow up doll.


Which can go down on you.  :P
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Reply #4: June 27, 2014, 10:02:26
A least male blindness rates will drop in China.  :snigger: :happydance:

I think the machines are manufactured by Wang King Mee Medical Supplies.  :D
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Reply #5: June 27, 2014, 10:06:50
Only the Chinese could pull it off... :whistler:

Dazz now trying to decide whether to buy a 3D printer or one of these!  :rofl:
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Reply #6: June 27, 2014, 10:08:10
Quote from: Dazzler on June 27, 2014, 10:06:50
Only the Chinese could pull it off... :whistler:

Dazz now trying to decide whether to buy a 3D printer or one of these!  :rofl:

Get a 3D printer and print one.  :rofl:
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Reply #7: June 27, 2014, 10:12:08
Quote from: Dazzler on June 27, 2014, 10:06:50
Only the Chinese could pull it off... :whistler:

I reckon they suck, Daz.  :D

I wonder if they are like those self serve check outs? Does a nurse come and give you a hand if you can't do it right?  :lol:

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Reply #8: June 27, 2014, 10:13:28
Quote from: Ugly Mongrel on June 27, 2014, 10:08:10
Quote from: Dazzler on June 27, 2014, 10:06:50
Only the Chinese could pull it off... :whistler:

Dazz now trying to decide whether to buy a 3D printer or one of these!  :rofl:

Get a 3D printer and print one.  :rofl:

I'd need a big printer!

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Quote from: Dazzler on June 27, 2014, 10:06:50
Only the Chinese could pull it off... :whistler:

I reckon they suck, Daz.  :D

I wonder if they are like those self serve check outs? Does a nurse come and give you a hand if you can't do it right?  :lol:



I like your thinking!  :goodjob:
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Reply #9: June 27, 2014, 11:45:03
I reckon it's a great idea.
But can they at least make it look like Dolly Parton?
A couple of big jugs could be used to collect the sample.  :D
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Reply #10: June 27, 2014, 12:01:07
Quote from: Doggie 1 on June 27, 2014, 11:45:03
I reckon it's a great idea.
But can they at least make it look like Dolly Parton?
A couple of big jugs could be used to collect the sample.  :D

Dave, the next thing you'll want is a couple of love handles to hang on to so you don't fall off.  :lol:
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Reply #11: June 27, 2014, 12:16:00
Quote from: Ugly Mongrel on June 27, 2014, 12:01:07
Quote from: Doggie 1 on June 27, 2014, 11:45:03
I reckon it's a great idea.
But can they at least make it look like Dolly Parton?
A couple of big jugs could be used to collect the sample.  :D

Dave, the next thing you'll want is a couple of love handles to hang on to so you don't fall off.  :lol:

Now you're thinkin'.  ;)
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Reply #12: June 27, 2014, 15:32:42
I just don't know what to say,heard about this one the radio today,thought they were actually joking but their not
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Reply #13: June 28, 2014, 21:33:53
The insertion hole looks small to me..  :whistler:
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Reply #14: June 28, 2014, 23:59:20
I imagine it must be soft, pliable rubber that yields easily to your impressive manhood, Dazz. :goodjob: :lol:
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Reply #15: June 29, 2014, 04:13:41
You're not supposed to put your head in there, Daz....  :lol:

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Reply #16: June 29, 2014, 04:14:53
Quote from: rustynutz on June 29, 2014, 04:13:41
You're not supposed to put your head in there, Daz....  :lol:

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Reply #17: June 29, 2014, 12:09:08
Quote from: rustynutz on June 29, 2014, 04:13:41
You're not supposed to put your head in there, Daz....  :lol:

In your case they are the same thing anyway Rusty.... :whistler: :P
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Reply #18: June 29, 2014, 12:55:52
That's a bit below the belt, Daz.... :Pout:

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Reply #19: June 29, 2014, 12:56:47
It was a cock up.
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Reply #20: June 29, 2014, 13:28:41
Thanks for the heads up!   :D

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Reply #21: June 30, 2014, 12:29:58
Gives a new definition to the jackhammer......
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Reply #22: July 01, 2014, 12:57:54
More of a sac-hammer :eek:
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Reply #23: July 01, 2014, 12:59:37
You're all very naughty boys.  :TutTut:
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Reply #24: July 02, 2014, 10:11:49
Quote from: Doggie 1 on July 01, 2014, 12:59:37
You're all very naughty boys.  :TutTut:

Who told you that you could be Kittikat?  :D
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