[bulldog180]

I appoligise in advance to all sotts

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar. The Englishman stood a round of drinks, the Irishman stood a round of drinks and the Scotsman stood around.

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

SORRY

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[bumpkin]

 

It is a myth however that us Scots (not Sotts ) invented copper wire when two of us were fighting over a penny!

[Dazzler]

I like the first 5 best...

[Shambles]

It is a myth however that us Scots ... invented copper wire when two of us were fighting over a penny!

that is excellent

[bulldog180]

It is a myth however that us Scots (not Sotts ) invented copper wire when two of us were fighting over a penny!

Thanx for the spelling mistake and i don't thik it is a myth