[sweetbix]

Everyone breaks wind, admit it or not. Kings do and queens do.

Edward Lear, the 19th century English landscape painter, wrote affectionately of a favorite Duchess who gave enormous dinner parties attended by the cream of society.

One night she let out a ripper and quick as a flash she turned her gaze to her stoic butler, standing, as always, behind her.

"Hawkins!" she cried, "Stop that!"

"Certainly, your Grace," he replied with unhurried dignity, "which way did it go?"

[Shambles]

  very good

[eye30]

I prefer the SBD variety   

S = Silient
B = But
D = Deadly 

[bumpkin]

 

I go with the SBV

Silent but Violent

gee,
I'm a poet
and I dont know it

[SRT Metro]

 

[eye30]

I go with the SBV

Silent but Violent

gee,
I'm a poet
and I dont know it

Here I sit broken hearted
spent a penny
and only f*****

[Dazzler]

I go with the SBV

Silent but Violent

gee,
I'm a poet
and I dont know it

 


Here I sit broken hearted
spent a penny
and only f*****

 

[ozsnowman]

Here I sit broken hearted
spent a penny
and only f*****

I've heard a few variations on that, none clean enough for here!