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Offline Hemmi

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November 27, 2009, 22:55:20
An old man sits at a table with other people at a party.
Suddenly he feels some discomfort in his right ear.
He scratches his ear and out of it comes rectal suppository!
The old man thinks for a while ...

... and finally says "Now I know where the hearing aid is".

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Reply #1: November 27, 2009, 23:00:18
.. pardon?   


:lol: nice one :lol:
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Reply #2: November 27, 2009, 23:22:17
lol.....  :D :eek:

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Reply #3: November 27, 2009, 23:36:22
Hi Hemmi..

Gee, where did you pluck that one out of...? :lol:
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Reply #4: November 27, 2009, 23:42:21
Quote from: Dazz on November 27, 2009, 23:36:22
Hi Hemmi..

Gee, where did you pluck that one out of...? :lol:

My ear of course :lol:

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Reply #5: November 28, 2009, 12:57:20
Quote from: Hemmi on November 27, 2009, 23:42:21
Quote from: Dazz on November 27, 2009, 23:36:22
Hi Hemmi..

Gee, where did you pluck that one out of...? :lol:

My ear of course :lol:

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Reply #6: November 29, 2009, 11:05:18
 :lol: :lol: :eek:
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