You have to be specific when giving instructions to little people .
> A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery.
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> The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
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> You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.
> She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
>'I went to visit my Nana'.
> No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER.
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> Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
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> 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.
> She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
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> You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.
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> She then asked little Alex what he had done?
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>'I read a book' he replied.
> That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.
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> 'What book did you read?'
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> 'Winnie the SHIT'.
