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Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.
On entering they must present something "Christmassy" to show they
emember the holiday, or off to hell they go.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a candy cane, so he too is allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
"They're Carol's."


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ba da bing :lol: :lol: :lol:

Carols pants are now getting old, but they still bring a smirk :D :D
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oldies are goodies............ well it depends if they are carols?
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oldies are goodies............ well it depends if they are carols?
 

They could also be "Belles"  :D
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or santa,s wifes panties :eek:
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I like this one.  :lol:
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