[Shambles]

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow:  I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! 

The Ant:  I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

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Why are you looking here?  It's your turn to say  something...

[bumpkin]

Groooaaaannnnnnn

Trust me to be the first Old Fart to look as well

[Shambles]

Groooaaaannnnnnn

Anything that distracts me from the memory of those cheating Uruguayans  



Still, if the Ghanans can't take pens....

[hipposniper]

poor old ghanas they should of won, the best team lost

[Dazzler]

Groooaaaannnnnnn

Trust me to be the first Old Fart to look as well

I'm an older fart... begs the question .. "would an older fart smell better or worse?" 

[agentr31]

worse IMHO hahaha

[SRT Metro]

 

[2i30s]

    you can tell when your very,very old.you don't break wind,you break dust. 

[Dazzler]

  you can tell when your very,very old.you don't break wind,you break dust. 

I like that concept 

[2i30s]

my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf.   

[eye30]

 

[bumpkin]

my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf.   

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white

[Dazzler]

my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf.   

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white

That might come back to haunt you when she goes to school..

[Surferdude]

Our daughter often likes to remind us we were around before post codes. 
Or colour television (or ANY television) 

[agentr31]

LOL your daughter sounds like a crack up...

[bumpkin]

my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf.   

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white

That might come back to haunt you when she goes to school..

She has just finished her first year at school, think that is the same as what you call kindergarten, we call kindergarten pre-school and then they go to Primary One which is what she has just finished.

[Dazzler]

my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf.  

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white

That might come back to haunt you when she goes to school..

She has just finished her first year at school, think that is the same as what you call kindergarten, we call kindergarten pre-school and then they go to Primary One which is what she has just finished.

Oh ok .. she is growing up fast..