[eye30]

Sidney clinches snail world title at Norfolk fete

With a top speed of 0.003mph (0.005kph) over a 13-inch (31cm) course in Norfolk Sidney the snail raced to achieve the accolade of a world title.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-10681973

I believe his next challenge is to take on an i30 over 14 inches

[Dazzler]

Looks like the news desk was a bit slow this week 

[clackerz]

^^

[bumpkin]

My nickname at school (and to this day for some of my oldest friends) was Snaily, based on Brian the Snail from The Magic Roundabout, I therefore dispute the claim that any other version of the snail can possibly be faster than myself, particularly once I start the i30

[eye30]

My nickname at school (and to this day for some of my oldest friends) was Snaily, based on Brian the Snail from The Magic Roundabout,

Bong. Time for bed Zebedee.

Or this one in Swindon