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A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself
thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in
the afterglow..

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:

 

 

 


'Help yourself to any prize

from the middle shelf'
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Good one
I liked it.
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Must be a guy joke.. wife thought it wasn't funny at all.. :shock:
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What do you have to do for the top shelf?
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Yeah Dazz?

Its not a Tasmanian thing is it?


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Sort of ... All my wives have been "Top Shelf"... :lol:
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All your Wives?

Do you change your wife as often as you change cars?
I could be stuck with a old model for a while. :lol:


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Only had 3 in about 30 years....
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Quote from: "dazzling_darryl"
Only had 3 in about 30 years....

I've only had 3 cars in the 30 years.
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Yeah but you dont wear them out like Dazz does.


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Just done some calculations....

Blown over A$100,000 on Ex's and probably about the same on cars.... :cry:
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....In some cases the cars and the women took me for a ride... but not one that I enjoyed.... 8-)
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You should always remain faithful at all times.

I did.

Ask any of my wives.
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You should always remain faithful at all times.


All my cars have been faithful!!
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