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I ate a pizza once, i didn't like it much  :snigger:
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Cop this one then  :rofl:
A 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and Fifty Dollars?” quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the car" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
What will it take to get you into the car?”, asked the driver, sighing.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought a f-------- jeep, now you live with it".
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 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Speaking of Jeeps I was at a friends panel shop the other day and they'd just got in a 2014 Grand Cherokee, we had some light hail here a couple of weeks ago and you should have seen the damage it had done to the aluminium bonnet :Shocked:


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 :goodjob2: Liked both of those Rick!  :lol:
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cruiserfied might not like the second one. :disapp: :cool:
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Yesterday(Sunday 12/07/15) got to again have a bit of a chat to Dazz,in at the Winterland display Perth,he asked where would I be,I said it won't be hard to miss me just look for the bloke with the Purple Mohawk and the Farking big dog,didn't have a lot of time to catch up,But Dazz was looking very trim taut and terrific (bit different from the last time we met  :lol:)but Dazz had lots to do regarding family.  :goodjob2: last pick I just threw in for the heck of it,Otis enjoying his ride out(and yes I was stopped at the lights when I took it)
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Was good to catch up Rick. Your St Bernard was by far the cutest! Sorry I had to rush off. Amazing what 10 kg's does. Trying to keep it off is hard though when staying with family who keep offering treats (I'm mostly saying no!  :sweating: )

My Step cousin Shaaron and her husband usually have a drumstick ice cream for dessert and love chocolates and lollies! I've only had one drumstick  so far and no lollies or chocolates.  :victory:
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You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:
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You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:

I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F  :Shocked: :-[
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Bugger now I really want a good Pizza  :lol: I can almost taste one
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You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:

I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F  :Shocked: :-[
Plus half an Arancini and Bruschetta and some tasty cocktails, nearly as much as I ate :D


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You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:

I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F  :Shocked: :-[

no time for a coffee then......


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Sorry John I was stretched a bit thin. Visit at short notice and spent a lot of time with my dad at the hospital :-(
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Dave;s recent doctors visit,he liked it  :rofl: :rofl:

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