It won't work - people will only go off-topic in this thread as well as all the others.............. :rofl:
Now that I'm permitted ... nay, fair friend, encouraged! ... to go off topic ...Yeah. All the fun's gone out of it. :disapp:
... I can't think of a single thing to say. :eek:
Hmmm, expect insults..... :undecided:
Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!! :P
Hmmm, expect insults..... :undecided:
Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!! :P
Mmmm! Tell us something we didn't already know.
You could mow the lawn. I did!!
You could mow the lawn. I did!!
I looked at the lawn. It can wait.
I bought a brand new Holden Barina in 1993 (my first new car). The dealer's "mechanic" fitted the rear plate to the car, but as the Barina had European holes that did not line up with the number plate, he drilled holes in the new car so that they would fit. I would have thought it would have been better to drill holes in the number plate!!
They fixed it!!
Anything Goes(expect insults)Nothing Off Topic
Hmmm, expect insults..... :undecided:OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again,Rusty yes I am an Ugly Mother, get a head like a kicked in S*#T can :whistler:
Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!! :P
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...
Damn auto/spell checker strikes again. I do like the "expect insults" better.
You are all a bunch of w%#kers!!
(Surveys have shown that 95% of men masturbate, the other 5% are liars)
I'm going to have a bitch here,I came across one of my pet hates today,someone parking in a disabled bay,Sue being disabled and not being able to walk any great distance,when she needs to pop into the shops for something it is handy to be able to park in one of these bays,anyhow today we had to go to Perth and back,on the way home we called into the York IGA,not a problem we did get a spot,but i happened to walk Sue's dog's up the road a little and noticed the car in the bay in front of us did not in fact have an acrod card,sticker what ever you like to call them,the ten,fifteen minutes we were there,I noticed a number of Native Australians,going to and from the car,I said to them you do not have a current acrod card,basically I was told to go screw myself,I have been informed by the deptment who issues these cards,that first you have to report it to the shopping centre or shop which has these spots,which I did,I was informed by the store manager they could not do anything about this as the PPL were Native Australians,next if this can not be sorted by the shop manager,you report it to the national disability services,24 hr line,again I was informed,it was of no use them chasing it up as the offenders where Native Australians.
PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen
I'm going to have a bitch here,I came across one of my pet hates today,someone parking in a disabled bay,Sue being disabled and not being able to walk any great distance,when she needs to pop into the shops for something it is handy to be able to park in one of these bays,anyhow today we had to go to Perth and back,on the way home we called into the York IGA,not a problem we did get a spot,but i happened to walk Sue's dog's up the road a little and noticed the car in the bay in front of us did not in fact have an acrod card,sticker what ever you like to call them,the ten,fifteen minutes we were there,I noticed a number of Native Australians,going to and from the car,I said to them you do not have a current acrod card,basically I was told to go screw myself,I have been informed by the deptment who issues these cards,that first you have to report it to the shopping centre or shop which has these spots,which I did,I was informed by the store manager they could not do anything about this as the PPL were Native Australians,next if this can not be sorted by the shop manager,you report it to the national disability services,24 hr line,again I was informed,it was of no use them chasing it up as the offenders where Native Australians.:disapp: Just add it to the list.
PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen
PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen
Yes, it's a bloody nuisance when people use disabled parks that way. Often see many Caucasian in our nearby shopping centres abusing these parks. Scum of the earth. Never seen my native son-in-law or his relatives abusing these parks. Interesting that.
When I picked up my GD i30, the top screw holes at the rear were visible and it drovemyme nuts.
I had to fix that too.
Nothing worse than your rear screw holes being visible.
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not exceptOK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...
Not this time buddy :lol:
I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
When I picked up my GD i30, the top screw holes at the rear were visible and it drovemyme nuts.
I had to fix that too.
Nothing worse than your rear screw holes being visible.
Oh no, another OCD member. The front of the Elite and Premium is different to the Active. If you have narrow plates, as we have, the best way of attaching them is with one screw in each corner of the plate. This forces the plate in a curve that follows the contour of the grill. Looks much neater.
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not exceptOK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...
Not this time buddy :lol:
I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not exceptOK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...
Not this time buddy :lol:
I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Sorry about the ugly comment, Rick... :-[ :snigger:
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not exceptOK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...
Not this time buddy :lol:
I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Sorry about the ugly comment, Rick... :-[ :snigger:
Doesn't worry me one Iota,with looks like mine you take any compliment from anywhere and anyone,found out today how to overcome my looks with the women,just walk round with the wife's dog(no I didn't say my wife was a dog) A five month old Chihuahua,attracts women like moths to a light,young and old,but then sadly the wife turns back up :whistler:
I've been following this thread with lots of interest as "....nothing off topic" as it is all "...on topic" to the one who posts it.
:offtopic: :lol: :lol:
Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ :rofl:
Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ :rofl:
...someone has changed something...I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ :rofl:
True that I did,if I was more sensitive,you all would probably give me a complex,but as I said I'm not that smart,I could give you all a real laugh and get a picture of me in my training compression tights high vis singlet and helmet(NO before you say it DAVE,Not that helmet)
...someone has changed something...I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ :rofl:
I wouldn't be so sure about the culprit :lol:
Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ :rofl:
I have no idea who is capable of WHAT, So because Dazz owned up to the original I just keep blaming him,mind you Rusty did have a hand in that first one as well :groan:
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
Bollocks.....
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these :backontopic:.
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
Bollocks.....
Thanks Rusty.
:rofl: :rofl: love it
Volkswagen banned tv commercial Bollocks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0a06gsiF4#ws)
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these :backontopic:.
There was a little smart type car in there all I can say is how and where,there's also a Volvo wagon in there,owning a Volvo you'd be to depressed to have sex wouldn't ya :whistler:
http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html (http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html)
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?
Yes! I'll trade you my FD for your GD...once you get that oil leak fixed... :D
I knew the Volvo dig would bring someone out of hiding LOL,yes the BIL had I think it was a 244 gl turbo,very nice car to drive and ride in,mind you when it broke down, it wasn't financially viable to fix
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?
Yes! I'll trade you my FD for your GD...once you get that oil leak fixed... :D
$12k cash difference?
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?
Yes! I'll trade you my FD for your GD...once you get that oil leak fixed... :D
$12k cash difference?
You don't need to give me cash as well, Dave... :P
I knew the Volvo dig would bring someone out of hiding LOL,yes the BIL had I think it was a 244 gl turbo,very nice car to drive and ride in,mind you when it broke down, it wasn't financially viable to fix
There's that word again. :lol:
The turbo would have been a two door, 242GT, silver with black stripes.
Nice cars and appreciating in value these days as there aren't many left.
I knew the Volvo dig would bring someone out of hiding LOL,yes the BIL had I think it was a 244 gl turbo,very nice car to drive and ride in,mind you when it broke down, it wasn't financially viable to fix
There's that word again. :lol:
The turbo would have been a two door, 242GT, silver with black stripes.
Nice cars and appreciating in value these days as there aren't many left.
No his was defiantly a four door so probably a different model,have to ask him what it was,but before it stuffed up, sweet motor and for the age of it always loved opening the door first thing and the great leather smell would woft out,none of the cheap plastic or fake leather smell,at least Volvo got that right,using real cows instead of fake ones LOL
In that case it was probably a 740GLE turbo which was the later shape, the one that looked like a wedge.
Anyone fancy a club t-shirt?(click to show/hide)
Happy Easter Sundayall you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
Not for me thanks, but my dog would like to order one.
I just simply started to let myself go,
Happy Easter Sundayand right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted :rofl:all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
Happy Easter Sundayand right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted :rofl:all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
Happy Easter Sundayand right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted :rofl:all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
Nice avatar. ;)
Happy Easter Sundayand right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted :rofl:all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
Nice avatar. ;)
Yeah look like a big yella popsicle :rofl:
Happy Easter Sundayand right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted :rofl:all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
Nice avatar. ;)
Yeah look like a big yella popsicle :rofl:
With Dig Bogs. :whistler:
try this one even worse LOL
try this one even worse LOLAre you a "B" cup?
Not your best photo. I liked the one with George better.yes ,me too have to find it and put it back up
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
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Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Yes, it's that day isn't it. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:evil: You're a very naughty boy. :evil:
Gillards Shock Resignation from ParliamentRick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:
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Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Gillards Shock Resignation from ParliamentRick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:
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Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
The problem with pulling things in here is that when you read the original post a question is asked but there is no answer because it has been answered in here instead of in the original thread where the question was originally asked by the original poster so it gets a bit confusing because you have to read two threads instead of one as you would have done in the past due to the recent changes made of having a second thread to take over from the first thread when the original topic goes off topic. :confused:
Posted 13.24 my time. I was up at 0400 my time and in the surf at 0530 my time. What were you doing then? :whistler:Gillards Shock Resignation from ParliamentRick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:
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Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
:rofl: I posted it well before midday HERE,I can't help it if you don't get out of bed early enough to read it before Midday YOUR time :whistler: :rofl:
I hope you're not suggesting that surfing @ 5:30 is a chore :)Hey. It's the hardest thing I do all day. :cool: :P :happydance:
Posted 13.24 my time. I was up at 0400 my time and in the surf at 0530 my time. What were you doing then? :whistler:Gillards Shock Resignation from ParliamentRick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:
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Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
:rofl: I posted it well before midday HERE,I can't help it if you don't get out of bed early enough to read it before Midday YOUR time :whistler: :rofl:
The problem with pulling things in here is that when you read the original post a question is asked but there is no answer because it has been answered in here instead of in the original thread where the question was originally asked by the original poster so it gets a bit confusing because you have to read two threads instead of one as you would have done in the past due to the recent changes made of having a second thread to take over from the first thread when the original topic goes off topic. :confused:
Now I've got no idea which thread to look at. :wacko:
Does Rick qualify for HOS, by duplication?Not all members can see all forum content, Phil :P
Exactly! :P :happydance:Posted 13.24 my time. I was up at 0400 my time and in the surf at 0530 my time. What were you doing then? :whistler:Gillards Shock Resignation from ParliamentRick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:
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Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
:rofl: I posted it well before midday HERE,I can't help it if you don't get out of bed early enough to read it before Midday YOUR time :whistler: :rofl:
You mad or what 4.00am your time would have been 2.00am my time,I was still in bed,5,30am your time would have still only been 3.30 am my time,so I was still in bed,I only get up at 4.00am my time work days,plus today was my day to have a sleep in,you probably went out had your surf and came back and fell asleep on the couch or hammock :whistler: :lol:
All I can say is censorship is alive and well, Rick.... :confused:
Piss poor form when someone that bares a grudge can cause a whole thread to be removed.... :fum:
Funny thing happen to me today,having an interesting discussion with someone on here and it told me the subject we were talking in, was off limits to me,talk about big brother :disapp:
Shame a certain Mod doesn't get that, Daz..... :whistler:
Congrats Rick. :goodjob2:
Such a shame all the the siblings got so badly beaten though. :undecided:
Congrats Rick. :goodjob2:
Such a shame all the the siblings got so badly beaten though. :undecided:
Thanks everyone,Dave they never get beaten,as long as they all have fun and enjoy their day out with us that is the most important thing for me,yes it is nice to win,but in reality it rarely happens on a consistant basis,as each judge you go under has different opinions in what they're looking for and interpret the breed standard differently,bit like car shows any type of show for that fact.
Steve, thanks the link again I'll try that one again,not sure what I was doing wrong last few times, Phil I've created an account with Photobucket but every time I go to log on it takes me to some other web page to download some other app,which I don't particularly wish to do
Would you be happier, if they were doggies :PPhil no it is just the bright border for my eyes is very distracting,I don't mind looking at a heap of pussies :whistler:
The pic shows in the post for me :eek:
Bit of a cruncher :scared:
wow look at that came up straight away no stopping me now.
Glenrowan? :undecided:
No I think it's Ned Kelly :P
Well Dazz's name is on one of the VATs, so it must be outside his mansion :)
.. I used to be called Barrel Dailey at school) :snigger:
It was at the Glenrowan private museum and show,we almost balk at going into the show,the owner wanted $25 Per Head,so was going to be Fifty bucks and believe me I'm a bit of a scrooge,then Sue asked if he did pensioner rates,but then I spotted a couple of rifles and a musket he had on display out the front foyer, and I pointed one of them at him ,so he said he would put the show on for us for thirty dollars,plus he allowed us to take photo's which he would not normally allow.
wow look at that came up straight away no stopping me now.
What picture? :eek:
:P :lol:
But cats smell catty? :undecided:
But cats smell catty? :undecided:
Not the ones I've had :P
Very nice. :goodjob2:
Do you have any of the flasks for around their neck? :undecided:
Very nice. :goodjob2:
Do you have any of the flasks for around their neck? :undecided:
I only have one,we tend not to use it that often,because they are actual barrels they after a while become quite heavy for the dog's to cart around
But cats smell catty? :undecided:
Not the ones I've had :P
Our last cat was 16 when she died and she would still hardly ever use the litter box. She would go in the afternoon, out in the back yard garden, then wait until we let her out in the morning. Amazing bladder and bowel control.But cats smell catty? :undecided:
Not the ones I've had :P
Yes the cats themselves do not get a bad odour as a dog can if you don't care for them properly,but boy their litter boxes tell another story,if you don't clean em out five to ten times a day, :fum:
I really hope this works,incredible video
I really hope this works,incredible video
Link doesn't work for me :(
Rick (nad Rusty)Here we go with the insults. Now why did you have to bring nads into this? :TutTut: :censored: :kissmyass:
Rick (nad Rusty)Here we go with the insults. Now why did you have to bring nads into this? :TutTut: :censored: :kissmyass:
Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gonads):rofl: I don't even know what nads are :Dunno: .. I just keep typing nad instead of and for some reason :wacko:Rick (nad Rusty)Here we go with the insults. Now why did you have to bring nads into this? :TutTut: :censored: :kissmyass:
Us Taswegians call them other names... :-P
Us Taswegians call them other names... :-P
Like Sis's toys. :lol:
Us Taswegians call them other names... :-P
Like Sis's toys. :lol:
:rofl: If you don't know what Nads are Dazz your in big trouble :rofl: if Trish had your nads in her hand :whistler: and gave them a huge squeeze you'd certainly know what they were then :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: If you don't know what Nads are Dazz your in big trouble :rofl: if Trish had your nads in her hand :whistler: and gave them a huge squeeze you'd certainly know what they were then :rofl: :rofl:
Bravo
Oscar
Romeo
Lima
Zulu
:mrgreen:
sorry don't get it.must be one of my dumb days...
at Looking at a couple of the newer I30's in the car park there was a very nice dark metalic blue one,I think is far nicer than the Vivid Blue of Bruce and Cyril
at Looking at a couple of the newer I30's in the car park there was a very nice dark metalic blue one,I think is far nicer than the Vivid Blue of Bruce and Cyril
It's called Santorini blue ..not too bad eh!
... just like you last tetanus shot. :lol:
Thank, Dave. :goodjob: I'll quote the forum mantra - pics or it didn't happen. :rofl:... just like you last tetanus shot. :lol:
...just like your last test anus shot. :lol:
I fixed it for you Gonz. :goodjob:
Thanks Rick (I think) :confused:No need to be confused Dazz Just some of my thoughts on why we have what we have today on our roads
As I said Rusty they would have to meet some safety standards,I would prefer to ride round in Daves P76's, than some of these newer utes and trucks on the roads today,
you see some of the early Suzuki small 4x4's still on the roads,soft tops,absolutely no ROPS at all,how freeaking safe are they in any accident,these earlier 4x4"s can be fitted with ROPS to make them safer,just saying there are many PPL and vehicles on our roads here that have no right at being there<
Only look if Ya wanna(click to show/hide)
:whistler: :rofl: :rofl: :whistler:
BuggerSave that kinda language for the Hilux, Rick. :whistler: :lol:
Changed the FB link into an embedded iframe. Does it work now (within the post) ?
Wondered who would comment on that one :rofl:BuggerSave that kinda language for the Hilux, Rick. :whistler: :lol:
Hyundai Dumb asse designers have done it again,went to change my wiper blades today one Bruce,as they were totalled,so instead for going and buying a set of complete blade sets as Hyundai are hoping you'll do at a small fortune,I thought I'll just go a by replacemnts and change them which is easily done,but in their wisdom,every blade is a different size,no only in length,but in spine width as well,how friggin lodgical is that thought pattern,who ever designed their wiper blades is a huge Dumbass.
I'd get into a permanent switch to a generic set of wipers and get away from that particular bit of Hy dependence. I haven't looked at the design yet since I bought it, which I'll admit probably makes them a pretty long-lived design if nothing else. :)
Is it a bad enough problem we should source a viable alternative for the forum?
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto. They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them. Less than $10 for a set.
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto. They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them. Less than $10 for a set.
What do you get from toilet paper, I wonder? :undecided:
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto. They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them. Less than $10 for a set.
What do you get from toilet paper, I wonder? :undecided:
Generally one wipe per sheet.
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto. They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them. Less than $10 for a set.
What do you get from toilet paper, I wonder? :undecided:
Generally one wipe per sheet.
You don't use both sides? :undecided:
Obviosuly not a greenie then. :lol:
and "Robert is your mother's brother."
Too much info, Jamie.... :sicky:
Too much info, Jamie.... :sicky:
At least I didn't tell you it had the texture and consistency of Peanut Butter.
Knot mee.Only plus is the $550 it will bring in this week :whistler:
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
Ummmm, did Sue go also? I really hope you mean swimming....
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
I have made an observation over the last week or so,I have come to the realisation,Our Dazz and Dave are our Dorri and Flo of Number 96,the gossips of the forum :rofl:
Got one on my phone but haven't worked out how to get it offWent swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
Swinging?
Photo or it didn't happen,,,
Got one on my phone but haven't worked out how to get it offWent swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
Swinging?
Photo or it didn't happen,,,
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
Very good Rick :snigger:I thought the first one was hilarious,something which would have mimiced Sue and our daughter years ago :snigger:
Don't forget to close the spoiler when you finish reading them Folks (the first one is a bit rude) :rofl:
:rofl:
Much more betterer.
Just don't mix up the Vaseline and the Vicks.
Jars look simiar in the dark. :scared: :faint:
Nah.Just don't mix up the Vaseline and the Vicks.
Jars look simiar in the dark. :scared: :faint:
Have you had the same mix up,not funny is it and no matter what you do you can't stop that burning sensation :Shocked:
Ya must be doing something wrong if you need Vaseline/Vicks.... :whistler:
:rolf:
:rolf:
Should that be rofl or are you referring to Mr Harris again? :undecided:
Speaking of which, here's something I really don't understand:(click to show/hide)
:whistler: That has to be a joke!.. Can't possibly be a true story... can it? :eek:Quality of tradies these days,I don't know :rofl: :rofl:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but ...we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
Funniest one I experience was when I asked for half a dozen Chicken nuggets at Chicken Treat,girl simply said we only have them in 3, 6 or 12 packs,so I said in that case I will have 1 dozen,she then repeated WE ONLY HAVE THEM IN 3,6 and 12 packs,I just said don't worry about I will go to a shop that has someone who has an education to serve me,she still didn't get it.
I get funny looks when I try that down here too :rolleyes: (it isn't that hard) :fum:
Funniest one I experience was when I asked for half a dozen Chicken nuggets at Chicken Treat,girl simply said we only have them in 3, 6 or 12 packs,so I said in that case I will have 1 dozen,she then repeated WE ONLY HAVE THEM IN 3,6 and 12 packs,I just said don't worry about I will go to a shop that has someone who has an education to serve me,she still didn't get it.
I get funny looks when I try that down here too :rolleyes: (it isn't that hard) :fum:
.. If I say "how you been keeping" or some such thing to a younger person in a shop, they look at me like I'm speaking chinese..
.. If I say "how you been keeping" or some such thing to a younger person in a shop, they look at me like I'm speaking chinese..
That's wong on so many levels :P
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
Swinging?
Photo or it didn't happen,,,
Oh dear.Bugger,should have done a search before posting it(but hell I'm to lazy),I was going to throw in I haven't been a member that long,but can't use that one either,so I'll go with,I have
Have you spent time in the HOS before or are you a virgin inmate? :whistler:
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.Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.
After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room and starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before.
This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books.
With great trepidation, his Mom looks at it and to her surprise; little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. "Well then," she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?"
Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
Should see what they did with the subtraction sign. ;)Ouch! :lol:
Not sure I've heard that one before (I liked it) :goodjob2: :goodjob:
he was pulled up,when he asked what was the problem constables,guess what the F#*k they told him, "we pulled you up because your paint job is unroadworthy" in NSW about my driving lights
You can't be defected for the paint work.I realise that Dave,police could defect 80% of vehicles on the roads,all they have to do is pop the bonnets of most older cars and hit them for excessive oil leaks,how many old vehicles and newer ones for that fact,have windscreen washers which don't work.
If you get a defect notice there will be other items that will be listed on the associated paperwork.
:lol: Prove it.
So you refuelled at the top of Greenmount and coasted down the hill?
using the odometer milage and checking it against the Navman<
using the odometer milage and checking it against the Navman<
How's it compare, Rick?
On my road trip last year I compared it with my Garmin GPS and it ended up something like 200k out over the 7500k I travelled... :undecided:
:whistler:using the odometer milage and checking it against the Navman<
How's it compare, Rick?
On my road trip last year I compared it with my Garmin GPS and it ended up something like 200k out over the 7500k I travelled... :undecided:
Yes mine is about the same,I tend to do it over a set distance which with the two nav mans I have had is 102 K's from the bowser at Tomeo's(where I reset everything)to my driveway and it only reads 99 K's on my odometer,thats in Bruce anyhow,the gap in Cyril is smaller.
Which way was the variance Rusty :question:In my case the Odometer was incorrect,when car companies built a 10% variance into their speedo's why not a variance in the odometers as well,but there is a silver lining in my case both cars are actually doing more miles by the nav man than the odometer,so I actually get to do and extra 450 K's before getting the service done(the odometer is not reading nough miles) truck I drive at work,the speedometer is spot on but the odometer is 38% out to the companies benefit.
Which way was the variance Rusty :question:
I would have expected the reverse. :Dunno:At least Hyundai got one thing right :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I would have expected the reverse. :Dunno:
I would have expected the reverse. :Dunno:
'Tis in line with AlanHo's odometer error which he factors in for when working out his fuel economy figures. :)
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I would have expected the reverse. :Dunno:
'Tis in line with AlanHo's odometer error which he factors in for when working out his fuel economy figures. :)
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Alan also took into consideration the Earth's curvature, wind velocity, solar flare activity, tide times, coefficient of friction of the asphalt, barometric pressure and background radiation. :rofl:
Me thinks you're exaggerating, UM...I don't ever recall him saying he made allowances for wind... :p
So.. now you've got wind?Me thinks you're exaggerating, UM...I don't ever recall him saying he made allowances for wind... :p
OK, I'll take the wind bit back. I admit, I was being a little loose with the truth. :mrgreen:
So. Who's game enough to attach that joke to their tax return this year? :happydance:I may be an Idiot,but not that bigger Idiot :whistler:
Loved this one,oldie but a real goodie and is also the right time of the year
At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the ATO agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said,
"I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CEO.
"We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
"What about all these plaster purchases?
What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CEO, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CEO
"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CEO.
"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Australian Tax Office and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
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How do you find these things,I try to do a search and find everything but what I'm looking for
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How do you find these things,I try to do a search and find everything but what I'm looking for
Yeah that happens to me too :rolleyes: (I just found a sock I lost last week) :Shocked:
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Gee, that's no good Rick. I hope everything is reasonably OK.
Thankfully I don't own a firearm
Rick, when I put mine on, I didn't lock the fitting according to instructions, so I can just open it up like
I used to, after I've made sure the pipe fit first. I also used some pliers to push the umbilical cord out of the actual cap, left the other end attached so it can be refitted when the car is sold.
You must have very strong fingers, it was hard to do with pliers, for me. :(. Mine are in bags too. :goodjob2:Years of twitching fencing wire,without pleirs or aids has sort of turned my hands into pliers on their own :lol:
How's your nutcracker, Rick? :lol:Not sure at the moment she's in the other room :whistler: :rofl:
Don't take any notice Rick, Rusty's just jealous. :snigger:
I reckon you'd make a good villain in a movie Rick. :goodjob2:
I've got a bigger version plastered on my office door thanks Rick.. Does a great job of keeping the grandkids out of my stuff.. :happydance:
Payback for the lollies and trenchcoat gag ... :winker:
Don't take any notice Rick, Rusty's just jealous. :snigger:
I reckon you'd make a good villain in a movie Rick. :goodjob2:
Part in a movie might be a nice change from crunching gears,probably pays better as well :rofl:
:rofl: probably give me an Auto so they can save moeny editing out the grinding(gears that is) :rofl:Don't take any notice Rick, Rusty's just jealous. :snigger:
I reckon you'd make a good villain in a movie Rick. :goodjob2:
Part in a movie might be a nice change from crunching gears,probably pays better as well :rofl:
I was thinking of a driver in a get away car, so you can still crunch the gears. :lol:
:goodjob2: :goodjob: I still think you'd be good at it. :lol:Little bit of trivia about Division 4 and Matlock Police. Their resident stunt driver was one P. Brock. No not Peter; Phil. Quite a quick pedaller in his own right and he eventually moved to Qld and ran a high performance tuning business at Springwood. Drove a V8 Commodore in rallies up here for a while and my brother navigated for him.
Where's Homicide, Division 4 & Matlock. Those were the days.
Trev, I never knew that.He played a baddy as well in some of them.
I was certainly well aware of Phil and how he was a great driver but never found fame like Peter, but I didn't know he did the stunt work for those iconic Australian police shows.
I used to love watching those as a teenager.
I remember Bony...Yeah. Now that you mention it, I remember that. I only ever saw the early 70's version though. And that guy was a Kiwi. :disapp:
Wasn't there a bit of a kerfuffle over Cameron Daddo being cast as an aboriginal? :undecided:
I remember Bony...
Wasn't there a bit of a kerfuffle over Cameron Daddo being cast as an aboriginal? :undecided:
Thats an interesting read,I didn't realise this series was also criticised for casting a non aboriginal for the part of Boney,I always thought thats why James Lauresen got the part because he actually looked like a half cast,there you goI'm sure that IS why he got the part. I guess they couldn't find an aboriginal actor at the time.
Which seems odd as there has always been some very good ones even back thenThats an interesting read,I didn't realise this series was also criticised for casting a non aboriginal for the part of Boney,I always thought thats why James Lauresen got the part because he actually looked like a half cast,there you goI'm sure that IS why he got the part. I guess they couldn't find an aboriginal actor at the time.
speaking of old series,talking of Homicide a division four,there is an add on tele now they're bringing the series back(old one) an they show a scene of the old division four XP falcon in a chase with an old Vauxhual Velox doing all of 20 MPH very funny to watch these days
You're a very naughty boy. :TutTut:
Me being the Richard Cranium I am and only half watching TV most times,it was an advert for homocide,but it is Crawford productions selling the tseries on DVD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------did anyone notice my deliberate Typospeaking of old series,talking of Homicide a division four,there is an add on tele now they're bringing the series back(old one) an they show a scene of the old division four XP falcon in a chase with an old Vauxhual Velox doing all of 20 MPH very funny to watch these days
Keep us posted Rick, I don't want to miss that. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Funny you should say that. You had me doubting my memory. was sure Division 4 was past the XP Falcon era. :-[Me being the Richard Cranium I am and only half watching TV most times,it was an advert for homocide,but it is Crawford productions selling the tseries on DVD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------did anyone notice my deliberate Typospeaking of old series,talking of Homicide a division four,there is an add on tele now they're bringing the series back(old one) an they show a scene of the old division four XP falcon in a chase with an old Vauxhual Velox doing all of 20 MPH very funny to watch these days
Keep us posted Rick, I don't want to miss that. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
No wonder you like goggle eye Sprites Rick :cool: :winker:Bug eyed Sprite is the terminology Dazz :lol: ,if I had the coin and could get a good one I would,not sure what I'd do with it,because I know for fact,I'm a tad to big for them. :whistler:
You might wanna buy these, Rick.... :undecided:I have seen PPL with these on their cars,a fair few times,I put them in the same class as PPL who have commodores and stick Chev badges on them,tosspots,Tossers,Idiots,Zoobs,Yobbo's,Dick Heads,take your pick
:link: (http://www.motoquipe.com.au/buy/car-eyelashes-for-headlights-stick-on-eye-lash-decoration/7020?gclid=CPv01sb0hrkCFQgSpAodq2wAqw)
I have seen PPL with these on their cars,a fair few times,I put them in the same class as PPL who have commodores and stick Chev badges on them,tosspots,Tossers,Idiots,Zoobs,Yobbo's,Dick Heads,take your pick
Shambles must have modified the swear filter (the W word used to default to "tosser") :wacko:
Well, they do mean the same thing.Shambles must have modified the swear filter (the W word used to default to "tosser") :wacko:
Which, in my opinion is no better... :lol:
Shambles must have modified the swear filter (the W word used to default to "tosser")
I like it... :goodjob:
Reminds me of a late night swim we had at a certain Hotel pool in Lakes Entrance many years ago... :whistler:
First time I've ever seen a pool with a beer head.... :rofl:
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new Car !
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new Car !
:brilliant:
... Is that why when I see a woman in a leather dress I want to get in her? :-[ :rofl:
:rofl:No :P
Don't you mean sit on her?
No, rather watch cooking shows. :razz:Bugger that I get fat just talking about food these days :lol: let alone watching them make it.
Has anyone else been following AGT since it started or am I the only loser who has nothing else to do in life than watch talent shows,but that Dami :wtf: how freaking incredible is this girl,if you didn't know it you'd swear she's been singing for years. :goodjob2: :goodjob:
Yeah sorry got my shows mixed up,we are able to watch both as AGT is replayed on the Saturday before the new show on the sunday when it clashes with X factor,There where two brilliant acts on AGT last week a 13 YO and a 59 YO both femalesHas anyone else been following AGT since it started or am I the only loser who has nothing else to do in life than watch talent shows,but that Dami :wtf: how freaking incredible is this girl,if you didn't know it you'd swear she's been singing for years. :goodjob2: :goodjob:
Yes mate I like talent shows too Rick (You mean X-factor BTW) AGT is a bit ordinary this year (the limited amount I have seen - only a few good acts)
But some good ones in the X factor top12top 10
I quite like the quiz show one. :rofl:Yes I thought it hilarious
How about some photos................ :hatoff:
... this is a picture of 2078 ...
:rofl: no that's what drives it :lol:Quote from: Rick... this is a picture of 2078 ...
Does it have anything to do with fecal matter collection, signwritten on the back?
Someone has to be the village Idiot Phil,may as well be me :lol:
:goodjob2: we can share the job one for each hemisphere :goodjob:Quote from: I am A Nice MemberSomeone has to be the village Idiot Phil,may as well be me :lol:
You'll have to apply for that position as eye30 hasn't vacated it yet :rofl:
His has a nicer wand. :goodjob:
That's sad to hear, Rick.... :(
Manly hugz to you...
It's in his picture.His has a nicer wand. :goodjob:
And you would Know HOW :Shocked: :rofl:
Gee, Rick. For a tough old bloke you really are softie at heart. :goodjob2:
My condolences too for your loss mate. :(
I was at a friend's place today and his dog and sole companion is ten years old and I know he will be totally devastated when she goes. She goes everywhere with him.
But I was warned :disapp:(click to show/hide)
I think we should call you Tonka Man or Yorke
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:An engine.
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:An engine.
And diesel, too, I'll bet. :whistler:
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:It's only a baby,a 435HP Mack MP8,but can be tuned to up to 500HP
Yorkie bar...sounds like something I leave in the toilet... :undecided:I was thinking more on the line of a Yorkie with a Bar :rofl: and if it was that we'd have to worry about Gonz :lol:
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:It's only a baby,a 435HP Mack MP8,but can be tuned to up to 500HP
Something very HOSsy about that second one, Rick. :whistler:
Something very HOSsy about that second one, Rick. :whistler:
Just jealous they can't come up with decent jokes :rofl: I can't remember either of them lately and I'm useless at using the search function.
What a friggin day,removed,cleaned and polished 60 chrome wheel nut covers,in amongst doing my deliveries,150 tonne of steel,and 24 tonne of tyres
However many, the i30'll take it. :goodjob2:hope so Phil the dog trailers already hooked up to Bruce,just have to organise the over excited rabble,load em up and head off :lol:
I'm sure an experienced dog handler like yourself will have a pocketful of tasty treats to keep them in line. :wink:You obviously not met my idiot adolescent dog's,probably best described by saying it is like taking out three sugar filled teenagers
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I doubt I could even hold them, Rick.
By the way PPL,I'm after ideas for a bigger tow vehicle.must be comfortable and fairly economical,starting to look at caravans (maybe)
How much is your budget? (will make a big difference to our recommendations)
By the way PPL,I'm after ideas for a bigger tow vehicle.must be comfortable and fairly economical,starting to look at caravans (maybe)
That is interesting! Will you trade one of the i30's (be hard to choose which one! )
How much is your budget? (will make a big difference to our recommendations)
How much is your budget? (will make a big difference to our recommendations)
And what size caravan? :undecided:
By the way PPL,I'm after ideas for a bigger tow vehicle.must be comfortable and fairly economical,starting to look at caravans (maybe)
I've told my wife that if I should fall victim to a shark, she should tell the authorities I don't want it killed.
I've told my wife that if I should fall victim to a shark, she should tell the authorities I don't want it killed.
Trish is shocked you would say that Rusty ... :lol:I've told my wife that if I should fall victim to a shark, she should tell the authorities I don't want it killed.
Shark would probably choke anyhow... :p :whistler:
Trish is shocked you would say that Rusty ... :lol:
All fis banter's wearing a bit fin.
Don't worry Rick. We'll all still be here when you get back.
Feel better now Rick-p. :DYeah someone does have big plans for them,same owner has bought them all over,I've seen what he's paid for em(thats why he's brought them in from the states)he'll bodgie them up and make a killing on them.
Probably 'coz they were ordinary looking. I assume someone has big plans for them. I wonder if they're off to Dave's place.
Do you happen to have a Western Australian equivalent of the RACV's Pothole Patrol?
https://www.facebook.com/RACVPotholePatrol (https://www.facebook.com/RACVPotholePatrol)
Haven't you got ESP & ABS though, Rick-p :question:
Haven't you got ESP & ABS though, Rick-p :question:
He does have a CFT. :D
Haven't you got ESP & ABS though, Rick-p :question:
He does have a CFT. :D
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unfortunately to avoid an accident I had to pick the lesser of the two evils<
I'm so pissed. :disapp: :disapp:
I'm so pissed. :disapp: :disapp:
:Shocked:
I have dicided today,I am a dickhead,
I have dicided today,I am a dickhead,
Did you mean to spell decided with an i?
As if so it read brill dic ided dick head!
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. :(
Grace for Vets (http://www.graceforvets.org/)
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. :(
Grace for Vets (http://www.graceforvets.org/)
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. :(
Grace for Vets (http://www.graceforvets.org/)
Washes Reported = 0 (that's a well rounded number) :snigger:
Venomous Snake on Windshield Turn on Wipers!
Let me first paint the pictureRick, you are SOOOO going to pay for that. :rofl:
2 and a half weeks ago,had my colonoscapy,yesterday went to see the doctor for the results of this and some bloodworks I was asked to have,result of the colonoscapy was good news bad news sort of,most thinks where OK but I do have a rather large benign tumour further up the plumbing and unless it starts to cause a problem,they are not going to touch it and I thought my huge gut was me just getting old and fat.
Anyhow due to other issues,the doctor wanted me to have more bloods done today and another chest X-Ray,so I take today off to get these done,so Sue decides to also take the opportunity to make it her weekly shopping trip as well(our supermarket here in town is a rip off and doesn't have a huge selection of anything) so we get the shopping in Northam,non even there,other than me loosing the plot at the crowded shops(freaking pension day),but on the way home we called into York to pick up something for lunch,when we pulled up outside the supermarket there,one of the shop employee's was out having a cigarette(I was going to say fag and then thought better of it,knowing you lot) so in we go get what we're after,Sue had her bits and pieces and I got a few for the dog's so I go through the 10 items or less checkout.
this is how the conversation went,made my day,I just about wet myself
COA= check out attendant
COA - Ah! Mr Big Dog's (as we where in Bruce,personalised plates) :)
Me - Yeah the big dogs we have won't fit in that car
COA - Oh! thought you must of had a big dog,what do you have? :)
Me - Saint Bernards
COA - Oh! You have more than one?
Me - Yes unfortunately :lol:
COA - Very nice,yes I noticed your plates when you pulled up,I was out having a break
Me - Ah! OK
COA - yes I seen your Mother having trouble getting out of the car and whinging to you.
Me - :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: well I just couldn't say anything for a few seconds,I was damned near choking
Me - my gord don't let my Missus hear you say that, that was her getting out of the car
COA - :-[ :-[ :-[ OMG I am so sorry,please don't Tell you wife :-[ :-[ :-[
COA - at least you can take that as a compliment to you :whistler:
Me - Yes,Have a nice day (then left)
as soon as we got in the car,I had to tell Sue,through my laughter,she just smacked me one in the head and said she didn't think it was that funny,made my day
When her Labrador licked you, that should have given you a clue, Rick. :rofl:
My cup of tea just came out my nose, Rick!!Oohh! tha would of hurt,bad enough when cold softdrink,water whatever does that when laughing,Hot Tea ouch
:whs:
:whs:
:wtf:
Getting Excited,very shortly heading off to the Airport to pick up our Granddaughter,flying in from Hervey bay,be here for a month :happydance: :happydance: Sue is more than excitedWhat age is she Rick? And how long since you've seen her?
Getting Excited,very shortly heading off to the Airport to pick up our Granddaughter,flying in from Hervey bay,be here for a month :happydance: :happydance: Sue is more than excitedWhat age is she Rick? And how long since you've seen her?
while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches
while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches
Got me lost with this sentence.
Have i missed something in translation?
:rofl:
I like that.
:rofl:
I like that.
Yes that's something I would be stoopid enough to do :whistler:
Met a lady who was wearing a t shirt with PAT across the front.If we come to visit you I will make sure Trish doesn't have her real name on her T-shirt! :Shocked: :evil:
How was i to know it was her name!
The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.
Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBo-35set4)
The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.
Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBo-35set4)
Phil....hit full screen......bottom ...right hand side....
Older Chinese restaurant owners thought they would spice up their love lifeAnd do you know the metric version of 69?
Going into the store room and at the heat of their passion
The husband says,I want to have a sixty niner
Old Chinese lady contorts "why yu wan beef and blak ben saw rih now"
Greatstuff Rick, interested to know if you have had a good run without any major problems seeing I am a newbie to the i30. :)
Why would I not buy another I30,everything has a logical answer,Young Cyril's, fateful start was but one logical step following the previous,sadly some give up before they see the answers
Why would I not buy another I30,everything has a logical answer,Young Cyril's, fateful start was but one logical step following the previous,sadly some give up before they see the answers
Wow what a start, good that you stuck with it though. A lot of people would have spit the dummy and walked up and down outside the dealership with a sign saying what do we want , when do we want it NOW. Oops sorry wrong protest but you know what I mean. :lol:
Why would I not buy another I30,everything has a logical answer,Young Cyril's, fateful start was but one logical step following the previous,sadly some give up before they see the answers
Wow what a start, good that you stuck with it though. A lot of people would have spit the dummy and walked up and down outside the dealership with a sign saying what do we want , when do we want it NOW. Oops sorry wrong protest but you know what I mean. :lol:
Like I said John,other than the dodgy fuel I'm 99% sure most of the other problems,would if they looked more carefully have led back to his punch in the nose by a bloody huge kangaroo. :whistler: :lol:
and yes thank F*** they were lying on the ground in the long dry grass where I had been working.:sweating:
Nothing exciting I can tell you,no just happened to be a drop down on the concrete pad I was working on,packing up the trailer,the keys had come off my belt and fell into the grassand yes thank F*** they were lying on the ground in the long dry grass where I had been working.:sweating:
spill.
what was going on in the long grass
:whistler:
Stay tuned for episode 2, when Rick-p arrives home and what Sue did next. :happydance:I had to be very apologetic as I had gone totally mental on the phone at her when I first rang,I was in total panic mode,stress level through the roof
Very lucky Rick-p, I think. :undecided:
Amazing dog
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212)
Amazing dog
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212)
Amazing dog
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212)
I don't know how you find the time. :eek:
Hey Rick they sound great, any chance of some photos ? :)Yes Sue and I where saying that today,we haven't taken any photo of them for at least 6 weeks now,we have to start documenting their grow patterns again,will get some during the week,best during their training sessions,hopefully get some nice shots.
Go on, Rick, show us yer puppies. :neutral:Don't think Sue would like that :rofl:
Very cuddly. :)
Magic , what great looking dogs , look forward to seeing the next lot of photos. :goodjob2: :goodjob:
Beautiful pups Rick, i want one too.
Beautiful pups Rick, i want one too.
:lol: not many people like the price but :lol:
I'm not really a dog person, but they are very endearing.. not even game to show the photos to Trish! :sweating:If you like I could post them on her fb page. :P ;)
Beautiful pups Rick, i want one too.
:lol: not many people like the price but :lol:
Yeh i'd expet, but people don't take into account how much time & effort.
think it was about 30 years back My late uncle & aunty had two Saints they used to show, i loved them, but was heaps of work.
I'm not really a dog person, but they are very endearing.. not even game to show the photos to Trish! :sweating:
A nice retirement hobby. :mrgreen:
Brilliant one Rick - I've sent it on to my friends in the Middle East..... :goodjob:With Rick's name on it of course. :snigger:
Brilliant one Rick - I've sent it on to my friends in the Middle East..... :goodjob:With Rick's name on it of course. :snigger:
So...... what happens when I hit 2000 post?
Madonnas I the studio and I set the release her new album this year!
:lol:Geez I'm a Dumbass,he was fishing for a compliment or a congrats,Congrats on the 1000 posts,next time just belt me over the head with 4 x 2 I might get the hint then.
Congratulations on 1,000 posts, Reaps. :goodjob2:
Maybe it may not have been one of "them" but someone who wants to stir shit. Just saying. :whistler:
Good ruck, Lick! :goodjob:
The two dogs on the left sleep in the same position as our dog. :snigger:And my cat.......which you could see if you had FB. ;)
The two dogs on the left sleep in the same position as our dog. :snigger:And my cat.......which you could see if you had FB. ;)
Can you take something for that? :PThe two dogs on the left sleep in the same position as our dog. :snigger:And my cat.......which you could see if you had FB. ;)
I have Instagram. :D
Thanks for the update Rick :goodjob: (hopefully John sees it) :victory:
Get a good night's sleep, Rick-p :goodjob2:That's the plan :razz:
but cruise control kept malfunctioning less it was me
I still find that an annoyance. :disapp:
I think it actually checks the logic of the cruise control, not the brakes. It wants to ensure that the cruise control receives a brake signal so that it knows to disconnect.
I think it actually checks the logic of the cruise control, not the brakes. It wants to ensure that the cruise control receives a brake signal so that it knows to disconnect.
I just learned that cruise control is definitely not female (if it uses logic!) :happydance:
Women use Fuzzy Logic..... :DDepends on the wax job. :whistler:
blame doggie...he starts everything.....even with the fuzzies on his face...... :snigger:
could be I will try it next time ;thank for a number of possible answers ;don,t use the brakes when on cruise control just go up and down with the set and reset unless it gets a bit hairy in the lanes ;;be my undoing one fine day ;;forgot where the brake pedal was ,had to look .bad habit I think not recommended ;;but cruise control kept malfunctioning less it was me
Cruise control won't engage unless you have touched the brake pedal atleast once since you started the car... could that explain your issue? :cool:
blame doggie...he starts everything.....even with the fuzzies on his face...... :snigger:
Austin A30 per chance?.....
Rick, where do you work? :undecided:
Are you with a car transport company?
You can pm me if you prefer. :)
had an A30 for a short time
:goodjob2:
Rick, can't see your video. It says it's private.
Good luck Rick-p and Sue,:whsaid: I admire your fortitude!
Take care traveling and don't overdo it. :eek:
As some may know,Tis the Perth Royal this week,I have had to take the week off,I have spent the last three days washing,drying and grooming dog's,since starting,we have also been having to play musical dog's(as we have to keep them in the house to control their outside time to keep them clean)Oh! what fun,as two of the older girls don't see eye to eye,I have six entered this year(I must be mental)we are in tomorrow,Dog's are ready,I think I hve everything packed in the trailer,going to be a very long day,we must be gone from here By 0500 and we probably won't get back home until 2100 to 2200 tomorrow night.
If we get any of our dog's through in their class in group we will have to go back on Saturday.
What a day,Long,Long day,got home about an hour ago,dog's went well,all bar two won their classes in breed,but that's as far as they advanced,so don't have to go back Saturday,I'm getting to old for this Crap :lol::goodjob: guess you would have mixed feelings about that Rick?
went to bed and didn't get out until 1230 today,haven't even unloaded to trailer yet,I did manage to back it into it's shelter and unhook it from Bruce.
I admire your fortitude!
went to bed and didn't get out until 1230 today,haven't even unloaded to trailer yet,I did manage to back it into it's shelter and unhook it from Bruce.
Seems the dogs spent the night in the dog trailer as you have not yet unloaded it.......... :blubber:
Well seen the New XJ Jaguar today on the road,they've really gone backwards design wise with this one,looks like it has been badly beaten with an ugly stick
Snap
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You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick :rofl:
Plus half an Arancini and Bruschetta and some tasty cocktails, nearly as much as I ate :DYou got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick :rofl:
I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F :Shocked: :-[
You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick :rofl:
I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F :Shocked: :-[