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Title: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 29, 2013, 14:42:46
G'Day
     I'm only throwing this thread in if anyone else is interested,after sitting here and reading and replying to threads today,I realise so many topics get way out of control and so far off topic and I am one of the biggest offenders of going of topic and going off on tangents.
Perfect example is the LED lights thread,we as individuals have our own veiws and opinions on so many different subjects and threads tend to go astray,I was wondering if others would like to bring anything and everything in other subject specific threads in here and it can be let go were it goes, as long as we do not start insulting each other.

I like a good debate and getting others opinions as much as the next person.I may learn something and maybe some can change some of my strong and maybe arcaic veiws,just bring along a snippet of the thread we're talking on and bring the off topic side of it here,if no one likes the idea,the moderators can just delete the thread.
Rick
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on March 29, 2013, 16:37:51
It won't work - people will only go off-topic in this thread as well as all the others.............. :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 29, 2013, 16:58:05
 :backontopic:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on March 29, 2013, 18:28:44
OK - I will get the ball rolling

In this this thread
https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=21461.msg228575;topicseen#new (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=21461.msg228575;topicseen#new)
which I posted in a genuine attempt to show the World how Australia suffers from poverty - our "friend" Dave offers to post a picture of himself in similar clothes. Presumably to give the impression that you guys are as bad off as your Sheilas

However, when you look at the pics I have posted you can see evidence that the deprivation is confined to the 'ladies'. The blokes in the pictures are all quite well dressed which gives the impression that you Aussie guys are chauvinistic bastards hell bent on putting yourself before your womenfolk who have to wear just rags - while you stroll around in your designer jeans.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it................... :evil:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on March 29, 2013, 19:42:45
I vote for 0w30 ACEA C3 oil, positioned either side of the radiator grill, and finished off with Meguiars Pale Ale, on the barbie.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 00:37:33
Alan not sure where Dave hangs around,but bugger me I never see any sheila's dressed like that,if I did i be slipping all over the place on my own drool  :rofl:

I doubt whether anyone would like to see me or Dave in those type of clothes  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 00:39:06
It won't work - people will only go off-topic in this thread as well as all the others.............. :rofl:

Well was worth a try  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on March 30, 2013, 01:20:00
When I first read this topic I was thinking to myself, "What the hell was the topic about?"

Then it occurred to that it as I couldn't define the topic, it would be very difficult to take it off topic.

Then, someone decided to define the topic and away it went.

Then in comes Dazz ...

Brilliant
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on March 30, 2013, 04:06:20
Far be it from me to stray off topic Alan, so I'll just agree 100%. Just how I like it.  :D
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 30, 2013, 06:22:41
Now that I'm permitted ... nay, fair friend, encouraged! ... to go off topic ...
... I can't think of a single thing to say.  :eek:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on March 30, 2013, 06:35:16
Now that I'm permitted ... nay, fair friend, encouraged! ... to go off topic ...
... I can't think of a single thing to say.  :eek:
Yeah. All the fun's gone out of it. :disapp:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on March 30, 2013, 06:51:51
The fun is to stay on topic in a thread which asks you to go off topic.

The problem is - by saying that - I am guilty of going off topic despite trying to stay on topic.

Never mind - its typically topical....... :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: 2i30s on March 30, 2013, 06:55:46
typical topic,roger.  :wacko: :whistler: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 30, 2013, 07:03:03
Hmmm, expect insults..... :undecided:

Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!!  :P
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: 2i30s on March 30, 2013, 07:19:24
 :Shocked: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 07:26:58
Toyotas, overpriced, reliable, ugly cars.  Discuss.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on March 30, 2013, 07:31:16
Hmmm, expect insults..... :undecided:

Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!!  :P

Mmmm!  Tell us something we didn't already know.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 07:35:47
Hmmm, expect insults..... :undecided:

Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!!  :P

Mmmm!  Tell us something we didn't already know.

I mowed the lawn today.  (Well, nobody on here knew that)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 30, 2013, 07:37:04
Ah Toyotas - yes, well-made cars whose quality has given them a hefty price premium ... and I agree they're just plain soul-less, uninspired cars. FIL has the Aurion with all the trimmings and no fun to drive.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 30, 2013, 07:37:47
NEWS FLASH! I was going to mow the lawn today before it began to rain.  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 30, 2013, 07:39:12
This could easily become the drivel dribble channel.

I'm stumped for something to do this Easter weekend and SHMBO isn't looking impressed.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 07:45:38
You could mow the lawn.  I did!!
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on March 30, 2013, 07:47:35
I had to move the rear number on my wife's i30 GD because where the dealer put it two holes were exposed.  It really annoyed the OCD part of my brain.

   :agoodidea: said I.
   :YouNeedHelp: said my wife.

Then I had to put 4 screws in the front number plate so that it sat on the natural curve of the grill.

Now I feel better.  :Agoodjob: I said to myself.

  :censored: said the wife.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on March 30, 2013, 07:49:28
You could mow the lawn.  I did!!

I looked at the lawn.  It can wait.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 07:50:59
I bought a brand new Holden Barina in 1993 (my first new car).  The dealer's "mechanic" fitted the rear plate to the car, but as the Barina had European holes that did not line up with the number plate, he drilled holes in the new car so that they would fit.  I would have thought it would have been better to drill holes in the number plate!!

They fixed it!!
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 07:51:52
You could mow the lawn.  I did!!

I looked at the lawn.  It can wait.

Were you watching the grass grow?  I didn't know the Australian Test Cricket team was playing....   :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on March 30, 2013, 07:55:03
I bought a brand new Holden Barina in 1993 (my first new car).  The dealer's "mechanic" fitted the rear plate to the car, but as the Barina had European holes that did not line up with the number plate, he drilled holes in the new car so that they would fit.  I would have thought it would have been better to drill holes in the number plate!!

They fixed it!!

Hey, that's on topic - almost.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: 2i30s on March 30, 2013, 08:23:31
well I'm glad i had to work today,got home and the misses had mowed the lawn.  :goodjob2: :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on March 30, 2013, 08:26:33
Well, so far there's not been much of this:

Quote from: Topic Title
Anything Goes(expect insults)Nothing Off Topic

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: 2i30s on March 30, 2013, 08:46:00
 :noshits: :kissmyass: :whistler: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on March 30, 2013, 08:52:11
I was going to mow the lawn today - but decided it would take too much effort to shovel the 4" layer of snow off it to access the grass.

I sprinkled some Snow Leopard powder on it instead. I bet you cynics think it a waste of time and money - but it has lived up to the salesman's promise and we haven't had a snow leopard in the garden since I started using it. FACT.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/AlanHo1937/i30%20Forum/P1010469_zps2cf9b0a3.jpg)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 08:54:36
I might have to get me some of that, Alan, particularly after your results.  There hasn't been a snow leopard attack ever recorded here in Cygnet, but hey, why take the chance if I don't have to.

Can I use you as the "middle man" to purchase the Snow Leopard powder.  You can add whatever mark up you think is appropriate.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: panda on March 30, 2013, 09:08:00
You get snow leopards.........in your yard?!?!  :eek:

That is both soooo cool and soooo scary! I bet they're beautiful!
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: beerman on March 30, 2013, 09:28:45
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

    Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 09:32:07
I didn't think this was possible to say, but, you have watched too much "The Simpsons", beerman!!

Mmmm beer, is there anything it can't do?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: beerman on March 30, 2013, 09:41:41


To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 09:44:17
My favourite Simpson's quote.

Ned Flanders : "You two are unmarried and were riding two abreast?"
Homer : "Oh I wish, we were riding to a lake."
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:11:56
Hmmm, expect insults..... :undecided:

Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!!  :P
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again,Rusty yes I am an Ugly Mother, get a head like a kicked in S*#T can  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:20:12
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

    Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

YOU WEAR HEELS  :question: :question:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:37:00
Alan great photo,but I'm pretty sure I can see a snow leopard,to the left of the swing seat under the bushes  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on March 30, 2013, 11:38:01
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...

Not this time buddy :lol:

I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 11:42:12
Damn auto/spell checker strikes again. I do like the "expect insults" better.

You are all a bunch of w%#kers!!

(Surveys have shown that 95% of men masturbate, the other 5% are liars)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:55:06
I'm going to have a bitch here,I came across one of my pet hates today,someone parking in a disabled bay,Sue being disabled and not being able to walk any great distance,when she needs to pop into the shops for something it is handy to be able to park in one of these bays,anyhow today we had to go to Perth and back,on the way home we called into the York IGA,not a problem we did get a spot,but i happened to walk Sue's dog's up the road a little and noticed the car in the bay in front of us did not in fact have an acrod card,sticker what ever you like to call them,the ten,fifteen minutes we were there,I noticed a number of Native Australians,going to and from the car,I said to them you do not have a current acrod card,basically I was told to go screw myself,I have been informed by the deptment who issues these cards,that first you have to report it to the shopping centre or shop which has these spots,which I did,I was informed by the store manager they could not do anything about this as the PPL were Native Australians,next if this can not be sorted by the shop manager,you report it to the national disability services,24 hr line,again I was informed,it was of no use them chasing it up as the offenders where Native Australians.

PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 12:00:43
Damn auto/spell checker strikes again. I do like the "expect insults" better.

You are all a bunch of w%#kers!!

(Surveys have shown that 95% of men masturbate, the other 5% are liars)

 :rofl: :rofl: nothin like a bit of self therapy Ah????
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: beerman on March 30, 2013, 12:04:47
I'm going to have a bitch here,I came across one of my pet hates today,someone parking in a disabled bay,Sue being disabled and not being able to walk any great distance,when she needs to pop into the shops for something it is handy to be able to park in one of these bays,anyhow today we had to go to Perth and back,on the way home we called into the York IGA,not a problem we did get a spot,but i happened to walk Sue's dog's up the road a little and noticed the car in the bay in front of us did not in fact have an acrod card,sticker what ever you like to call them,the ten,fifteen minutes we were there,I noticed a number of Native Australians,going to and from the car,I said to them you do not have a current acrod card,basically I was told to go screw myself,I have been informed by the deptment who issues these cards,that first you have to report it to the shopping centre or shop which has these spots,which I did,I was informed by the store manager they could not do anything about this as the PPL were Native Australians,next if this can not be sorted by the shop manager,you report it to the national disability services,24 hr line,again I was informed,it was of no use them chasing it up as the offenders where Native Australians.

PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen

Nothing a Tow truck couldn't fix
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on March 30, 2013, 12:06:33
I'm going to have a bitch here,I came across one of my pet hates today,someone parking in a disabled bay,Sue being disabled and not being able to walk any great distance,when she needs to pop into the shops for something it is handy to be able to park in one of these bays,anyhow today we had to go to Perth and back,on the way home we called into the York IGA,not a problem we did get a spot,but i happened to walk Sue's dog's up the road a little and noticed the car in the bay in front of us did not in fact have an acrod card,sticker what ever you like to call them,the ten,fifteen minutes we were there,I noticed a number of Native Australians,going to and from the car,I said to them you do not have a current acrod card,basically I was told to go screw myself,I have been informed by the deptment who issues these cards,that first you have to report it to the shopping centre or shop which has these spots,which I did,I was informed by the store manager they could not do anything about this as the PPL were Native Australians,next if this can not be sorted by the shop manager,you report it to the national disability services,24 hr line,again I was informed,it was of no use them chasing it up as the offenders where Native Australians.

PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen
:disapp: Just add it to the list.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on March 30, 2013, 12:10:05
Yes, it's a bloody nuisance when people use disabled parks that way.  Often see many Caucasian in our nearby shopping centres abusing these parks.  Scum of the earth.  Never seen my native son-in-law or his relatives abusing these parks. Interesting that. 
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 12:13:32

PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen

Nothing a Tow truck couldn't fix
[/quote]
  Oh! How I wish,couriers also especially in Perth are cronic offenders of this practice,I have in fact seen a courier van towed from a disabled bay,should have seen the stage show the courier driver put on when he came out and seen his van disappearing out of the car park and up the road,even funnier was when he ran around asking PPL who the tow service was,all he got was what tow service.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on March 30, 2013, 12:15:33
There's good and bad in all races, nothing personal, I don't mean to offend anyone in particular, but I think the gist of the message is about the inability to get action taken BECAUSE of their race and that is simply inexcusable. If I did it, the authorities would be there in a flash in the flesh and there's a hefty fine for that offence.  :(
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 12:22:11
Yes, it's a bloody nuisance when people use disabled parks that way.  Often see many Caucasian in our nearby shopping centres abusing these parks.  Scum of the earth.  Never seen my native son-in-law or his relatives abusing these parks. Interesting that.

Yes all races do it,yes IMHO I agree they are the scum of the earth,but in the case of being Caucasian if you are reported and your vehicle details given expect a knock on the door. or the registered owner of the vehicle at least with a please explain and possible fine.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 30, 2013, 12:38:40
When I picked up my GD i30, the top screw holes at the rear were visible and it drove my me nuts.
I had to fix that too.
Nothing worse than your rear screw holes being visible.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on March 30, 2013, 13:11:37
When I picked up my GD i30, the top screw holes at the rear were visible and it drove my me nuts.
I had to fix that too.
Nothing worse than your rear screw holes being visible.

Oh no, another OCD member.  The front of the Elite and Premium is different to the Active.  If you have narrow plates, as we have, the best way of attaching them is with one screw in each corner of the plate.  This forces the plate in a curve that follows the contour of the grill.  Looks much neater.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:12:51
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...

Not this time buddy :lol:

I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not except
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 30, 2013, 13:15:16
When I picked up my GD i30, the top screw holes at the rear were visible and it drove my me nuts.
I had to fix that too.
Nothing worse than your rear screw holes being visible.

Oh no, another OCD member.  The front of the Elite and Premium is different to the Active.  If you have narrow plates, as we have, the best way of attaching them is with one screw in each corner of the plate.  This forces the plate in a curve that follows the contour of the grill.  Looks much neater.

Thanks.
I'm definitely OCD.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:17:52
very funny Dave my me oh my
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 30, 2013, 13:20:57
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...

Not this time buddy :lol:

I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not except

Sorry about the ugly comment, Rick... :-[  :snigger:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:29:02
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...

Not this time buddy :lol:

I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not except

Sorry about the ugly comment, Rick... :-[  :snigger:

Doesn't worry me one Iota,with looks like mine you take any compliment from anywhere and anyone,found out today how to overcome my looks with the women,just walk round with the wife's dog(no I didn't say my wife was a dog) A five month old Chihuahua,attracts women like moths to a light,young and old,but then sadly the wife turns back up  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 30, 2013, 13:31:06
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...

Not this time buddy :lol:

I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it :P
Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not except

Sorry about the ugly comment, Rick... :-[  :snigger:

Doesn't worry me one Iota,with looks like mine you take any compliment from anywhere and anyone,found out today how to overcome my looks with the women,just walk round with the wife's dog(no I didn't say my wife was a dog) A five month old Chihuahua,attracts women like moths to a light,young and old,but then sadly the wife turns back up  :whistler:

Why buy a dog?  :confused:
Leaving your fly undone has the same effect Rick.  (Apparently...  :undecided:)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:38:28
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I honestly don't know how to respond to that, but believe me I'm definitely not going to try it
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on March 30, 2013, 13:49:10
I've been following this thread with lots of interest as "....nothing off topic" as it is all "...on topic" to the one who posts it.
:offtopic:  :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:49:39
Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:52:29
I've been following this thread with lots of interest as "....nothing off topic" as it is all "...on topic" to the one who posts it.
:offtopic:  :lol: :lol:

yes well if I could bring the links to subject specific topics have gone off topic I would,but I'm not that smart
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on March 30, 2013, 13:52:43
Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ  :rofl:

Well you did say ------------------- Anything Goes
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 30, 2013, 13:54:02
Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ  :rofl:

Are you sure you didn't, Rick?  :undecided:
It's an easy mistake to make, I'm sure.  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on March 30, 2013, 13:56:06
...someone has changed something...I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ  :rofl:

I wouldn't be so sure about the culprit :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:56:45
True that I did,if I was more sensitive,you all would probably give me a complex,but as I said I'm not that smart,I could give you all a real laugh and get a picture of me in my training compression tights high vis singlet and helmet(NO before you say it DAVE,Not that helmet)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 30, 2013, 13:59:29
True that I did,if I was more sensitive,you all would probably give me a complex,but as I said I'm not that smart,I could give you all a real laugh and get a picture of me in my training compression tights high vis singlet and helmet(NO before you say it DAVE,Not that helmet)

I think you should.
After all, a certain senior member was willing to post a pic of himself in a nurse's uniform at one point, if I recall correctly.
I can't say who it is of course, because anonymity is paramount and we respect peoples' privacy, but are you going to be beaten by a retired British engineer?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 30, 2013, 14:03:31
...someone has changed something...I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ  :rofl:

I wouldn't be so sure about the culprit :lol:

I have no idea who is capable of WHAT, So because Dazz owned up to the original I just keep blaming him,mind you Rusty did have a hand in that first one as well  :groan:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on March 30, 2013, 16:13:48
I think I have a problem with my car - the tyre valve has been fitted in a different position on each wheel. I didn't notice it when I collected the car last March - what chance a warranty claim to get all tyre valves at the top of the wheel (like the front nearside one - trust the wife's side to be in the right).

Another thing  - I contacted my supplier of snow leopard powder to see whether he sold Elephant Powder - but he has run out of stock. He suggested that I try Rhino Spray to see whether that would work in its place.  He must think I'm barmy for fall for that one.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on March 30, 2013, 17:13:57
Alan,

I think having the valves in different positions is best as it confuses the little so and so’s who go round sticking match sticks under the dust cap.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on March 30, 2013, 17:19:54
For Sale,

£1  coin.

Will accept 2 x 50p or any other combination of coins which equal 100 pence.

Buyer collects.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on March 30, 2013, 20:47:00
Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ  :rofl:

I'm glad I don't have the level of permission to do things like that, puts me above suspicion.  :winker:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: 2i30s on March 30, 2013, 20:53:15
your Lucky it doesn't say,does big dogs.  :eek: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on March 30, 2013, 21:42:44
I started walking around with my fly undone. When a lady points it out to me I say, "My eyes are up here, pervert!"
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: 2i30s on March 30, 2013, 21:50:33
 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 30, 2013, 22:51:15
I have no idea who is capable of WHAT, So because Dazz owned up to the original I just keep blaming him,mind you Rusty did have a hand in that first one as well  :groan:

Only "Admin" or  "Moderators" can make those sorts of changes, Rick so that narrows the hunt down and also counts me out..... :D  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 31, 2013, 02:07:56
Sure, but you'll just ignore it. BTW, my lawn's wet.  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 02:10:17
Mmmm, wet lawn.... :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 02:10:59
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Bollocks.....
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 02:17:27
 Re: Ugliest vehicle/car on the roads is ...
« Reply #40 on: Today at 00:55:38 »QuoteGive ThanksLife is the ultimate fitness goal, Rick. I'll be watching for regular updates on the weight loss ... and for posts from you over many years to come

Thought I would bring this one here,as this is what this thread was started for to bring O/T stuff in thread specific threads,so they could get back on topic.

anyhoo back to this one,Gonz yes I can remember years ago,especially when I was in the Army,I thought nothing of keeping in shape,eating healthy(well as healthy as you could eat once the fitters and turners in the mess hall got through with the tucker) even once I had left the forces,I used to prige myself one staying fit.
But a little over ten years ago,I was made redundant from a job I loved and had done for 18.5 years,for a while there I simply gave up,after that thought I thought I was on the right track,I just simply started to let myself go,though thinking everything was going well,the last eight nine months has proved other wise,time to knock myself back into shape.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:20:39
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Bollocks.....

Thanks Rusty.

Volkswagen banned tv commercial Bollocks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0a06gsiF4#ws)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on March 31, 2013, 02:26:13
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these  :backontopic:.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:27:51
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these  :backontopic:.

http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html (http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 02:28:17
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Like me Dave pick one of your the many off topic posts from a subject specific thread and bring it here,I did it this morning(no not that)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 31, 2013, 02:29:34
The first 28 years of my career I never knew what a gym was and dreaded passing the sit-ups each year. The arm-hang was somehow a breeze but the run or walk was an unpleasant annual ordeal. Those sit-ups were always borderline, though.

Then 7 months in the centre of the world's largest conflict and at Mount Kosciuszko's altitude was a chance to change, thanks also to a fitness-conscious colleague. I was determined to cut fat and build muscle and used impressing my wife as inspiration.

Two years since the start of that regime (the fitness, not the country  :rolleyes:) I'm still at it and I've taken to the Army-style annual Physical Fitness Test, achieving 18yo and specialist category in all aspects of the test.

The inspiration now is being a role model to my workmates and cadets (my family are already doing great).

Anyway, if I can do this at the 30 year mark of my career, I'm sure you can now. I have a great home-made yoghurt recipe for you, too.  :D
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:30:55
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 02:33:31
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Bollocks.....

Thanks Rusty.

 :rofl: :rofl: love it

Volkswagen banned tv commercial Bollocks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0a06gsiF4#ws)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 02:36:16
I can't handle all these different topics.....  :eek:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 02:39:09
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these  :backontopic:.

There was a little smart type car in there all I can say is how and where,there's also a Volvo wagon in there,owning a Volvo you'd be to depressed to have sex wouldn't ya  :whistler:

http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html (http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 02:45:35
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?

If it's time for you to trade,I should have traded poor Cyril 50,000 K's ago LOL
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:46:34
Don't start me, Rick.(I might go off topic).  :lol:
I've owned two Volvos in my time. One was a 4 cylinder manual 244 GL and the other was a V6 auto 264 GLE.
Both great cars in their day and much under rated in my view.
The manual was fun to drive, great gearbox to use.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 02:49:44
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?

Yes! I'll trade you my FD for your GD...once you get that oil leak fixed... :D
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 02:50:21
I knew the Volvo dig would bring someone out of hiding LOL,yes the BIL had I think it was a 244 gl turbo,very nice car to drive and ride in,mind you when it broke down, it wasn't financially viable to fix
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:50:46
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?

Yes! I'll trade you my FD for your GD...once you get that oil leak fixed... :D

$12k cash difference?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:52:10
I knew the Volvo dig would bring someone out of hiding LOL,yes the BIL had I think it was a 244 gl turbo,very nice car to drive and ride in,mind you when it broke down, it wasn't financially viable to fix

There's that word again.  :lol:

The turbo would have been a two door, 242GT, silver with black stripes.
Nice cars and appreciating in value these days as there aren't many left.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 02:52:48
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?

Yes! I'll trade you my FD for your GD...once you get that oil leak fixed... :D

$12k cash difference?

You don't need to give me cash as well, Dave... :P
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 02:53:33
Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?

Yes! I'll trade you my FD for your GD...once you get that oil leak fixed... :D



$12k cash difference?

You don't need to give me cash as well, Dave... :P

 :lol:  You're a funny man, RN.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 03:19:34
I knew the Volvo dig would bring someone out of hiding LOL,yes the BIL had I think it was a 244 gl turbo,very nice car to drive and ride in,mind you when it broke down, it wasn't financially viable to fix

There's that word again.  :lol:

The turbo would have been a two door, 242GT, silver with black stripes.
Nice cars and appreciating in value these days as there aren't many left.

No his was defiantly a four door so probably a different model,have to ask him what it was,but before it stuffed up, sweet motor and for the age of it always loved opening the door first thing and the great leather smell would woft out,none of the cheap plastic or fake leather smell,at least Volvo got that right,using real cows instead of fake ones LOL
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 03:26:18
I knew the Volvo dig would bring someone out of hiding LOL,yes the BIL had I think it was a 244 gl turbo,very nice car to drive and ride in,mind you when it broke down, it wasn't financially viable to fix

There's that word again.  :lol:

The turbo would have been a two door, 242GT, silver with black stripes.
Nice cars and appreciating in value these days as there aren't many left.

No his was defiantly a four door so probably a different model,have to ask him what it was,but before it stuffed up, sweet motor and for the age of it always loved opening the door first thing and the great leather smell would woft out,none of the cheap plastic or fake leather smell,at least Volvo got that right,using real cows instead of fake ones LOL

In that case it was probably a 740GLE turbo which was the later shape, the one that looked like a wedge.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 03:29:11
Like a P76?  :p
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 03:40:05
No, not that nice.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 03:48:04
 :lol: :snigger:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 03:54:44

In that case it was probably a 740GLE turbo which was the later shape, the one that looked like a wedge.

That sounds more like the model number,knew there was a four and a GL in there somewhere
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 31, 2013, 06:16:40
Honey Ham chips are boring. Gimme Salt-n-Vinegar any day.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 07:07:45
Happy Easter Sunday all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on March 31, 2013, 07:16:55
Sometimes when I scratch my leg I get a new itch on my back.  :winker:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on March 31, 2013, 07:23:19
Anyone fancy a club t-shirt?

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 07:34:07
Anyone fancy a club t-shirt?

(click to show/hide)

Not for me thanks, but my dog would like to order one.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on March 31, 2013, 07:38:10
Happy Easter Sunday all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).

I was expecting that  :D
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on March 31, 2013, 07:41:43
Not for me thanks, but my dog would like to order one.

No problem. I accept the following currency

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on March 31, 2013, 12:18:43
I just simply started to let myself go,

So now you are one of the 5% that Fatboy was talkin' about  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 12:30:08
Happy Easter Sunday all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
  and right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 12:33:23
Happy Easter Sunday all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
  and right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted  :rofl:

Nice avatar.  ;)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on March 31, 2013, 13:01:40
I have been banned from doing the washing, ironing, vacuum cleaning, window cleaning and other miscellaneous household duties because it makes me fart.

My stock of sulphur pills shall remain a secret....................shhhhh
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 13:03:30
It's Monday tomorrow.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 13:06:48
Happy Easter Sunday all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
  and right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted  :rofl:

Nice avatar.  ;)

Yeah look like a big yella popsicle  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 13:25:06
Happy Easter Sunday all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
  and right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted  :rofl:

Nice avatar.  ;)

Yeah look like a big yella popsicle  :rofl:

With Dig Bogs.  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 13:45:53
Happy Easter Sunday all you idiots. (Sorry, no insults allowed).
  and right back at ya!! I've had a good day,not a lot got done,two hours nap on the couch,then a 15 K ride,back home eat the whole one easter egg I was allowed,oh had my tea before that,now just sitting back being insulted  :rofl:


Nice avatar.  ;)

Yeah look like a big yella popsicle  :rofl:

With Dig Bogs.  :whistler:

Yeah but the photo does not do me justice,you can't see the six pack stomach,highly tattooed and muscled biceps and the highly stringed muscle legs  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 13:55:54
try this one even worse LOL
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on March 31, 2013, 13:57:14
Where's B2?  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on March 31, 2013, 14:05:13
try this one even worse LOL

Its Hulk Hogan :lol:

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/ShamblesX/RickBikeSit.jpg)(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/ShamblesX/th_Hulk-Hogan.jpg) (http://s7.photobucket.com/user/ShamblesX/media/Hulk-Hogan.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on March 31, 2013, 14:14:21
 :rofl: :rofl: the hair style and Moe is the same but not quite that white yet  :rofl: never even thought of B1 and B2,don;t hear much of them these days,maybe I should ring the brother and we could make a come back  :whistler: Oh and before someone picks it out I didn't have me riding shoes on,almost rode out with my flip flops on
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on March 31, 2013, 23:40:02
That's a fierce, (good), photo Rick. :goodjob2:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on April 01, 2013, 00:49:00
try this one even worse LOL
Are you a "B" cup?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on April 01, 2013, 01:52:14
Not your best photo.  I liked the one with George better.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 04:24:30
Not your best photo.  I liked the one with George better.
yes ,me too have to find it and put it back up
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 04:24:58
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on April 01, 2013, 04:48:40
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..

Yes, it's that day isn't it.   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 :evil:  You're a very naughty boy.  :evil:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 05:14:35
 Re: DIY Negative Ion Generator
« Reply #42 on: Yesterday at 20:59:35 from: Rick on Yesterday at 11:51:26
Quote from: Gonz on March 29, 2013, 07:40:32
This time-tested tradition is the last link in the Air Force safety net to confirm that the pilot does not have his thumb up his ass.

''

So they see his right or left thumb,what is he doing with his other one


Air Force pilots only fly fixed wing aircraft, so if he (or she, but if chicks were meant to fly, the sky would be pink) is showing one thumb to the ground crew then his/her brain is overloaded, so therefore the other thumb will be doing nothing.

BTW Rick, nice riding gear.  Are you now a MAMIL?

Thought I would bring this one here,instead of getting further off topic in NIG,Jamie I have never been good with the letter thing,takes me weeks sometimes to work out what they are meant to mean so hve to ask what the heck is a MAMIL,have to be something about a man in Lycra.

Oh! and I do realise there has always been a rivalry between the forces,sometimes serious but mainly jovial.But IMHO they all do a great job,whether it be armed or civilian forces,like our hospital nursing staff I don't think any of the back bone workers of any of these establishments gets paid half enough for what they can and could do in the future,if we had less shiny bum administators or lying poloticians,maybe we could pay them all a little more,as the old addage goes more cheifs than indians,the cheifs get the money for doing F*#Kall and the indians get paid F*#Kall and do everything.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 05:18:19
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..

Yes, it's that day isn't it.   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


 :evil:  You're a very naughty boy.  :evil:

Yes I almost got caught myself,then though Oh crap it's April first,well we can all dream :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on April 01, 2013, 06:01:48
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Rick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on April 01, 2013, 06:40:45
You nearly got it, Rick. MAMIL is Middle Aged Man In Lycra.

From my experience the forces to take the Mickey out of each other, but will stand side-by-side when shit turns to trumps.

I also agree with your thoughts on all nurses/teachers/police/firies/ambos/etc. Underpaid and overworked "at the coal face".
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 07:52:48
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Rick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:

 :rofl:  I posted it well before midday HERE,I can't help it if you don't get out of bed early enough to read it before Midday YOUR time  :whistler: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on April 01, 2013, 11:02:17
The problem with pulling things in here is that when you read the original post a question is asked but there is no answer because it has been answered in here instead of in the original thread where the question was originally asked by the original poster so it gets a bit confusing because you have to read two threads instead of one as you would have done in the past due to the recent changes made of having a second thread to take over from the first thread when the original topic goes off topic.  :confused:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on April 01, 2013, 11:05:24
The problem with pulling things in here is that when you read the original post a question is asked but there is no answer because it has been answered in here instead of in the original thread where the question was originally asked by the original poster so it gets a bit confusing because you have to read two threads instead of one as you would have done in the past due to the recent changes made of having a second thread to take over from the first thread when the original topic goes off topic.  :confused:

Now I've got no idea which thread to look at.  :wacko:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on April 01, 2013, 11:08:55
Yeah, nice idea but it really doesn't work.... :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on April 01, 2013, 11:11:07
I want a "My Head Hurts" smilie.   :foottap:   :Pout:
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Post by: Surferdude on April 01, 2013, 11:14:17
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Rick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:

 :rofl:  I posted it well before midday HERE,I can't help it if you don't get out of bed early enough to read it before Midday YOUR time  :whistler: :rofl:
Posted 13.24   my time. I was up at 0400 my time and in the surf at 0530 my time. What were you doing then? :whistler:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 01, 2013, 11:18:22
I hope you're not suggesting that surfing @ 5:30 is a chore  :)
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Post by: Surferdude on April 01, 2013, 11:19:33
I hope you're not suggesting that surfing @ 5:30 is a chore  :)
Hey. It's the hardest thing I do all day. :cool: :P :happydance:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 01, 2013, 11:24:44
I often remember your story about the thermos coffee and finding as nice spot to enjoy it. Wish I could train myself to do something like that.
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Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 12:54:32
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Rick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:

 :rofl:  I posted it well before midday HERE,I can't help it if you don't get out of bed early enough to read it before Midday YOUR time  :whistler: :rofl:
Posted 13.24   my time. I was up at 0400 my time and in the surf at 0530 my time. What were you doing then? :whistler:

You mad or what 4.00am your time would have been 2.00am my time,I was still in bed,5,30am your time would have still only been 3.30 am my time,so I was still in bed,I only get up at 4.00am my time work days,plus today was my day to have a sleep in,you probably went out had your surf and came back and fell asleep on the couch or hammock  :whistler:  :lol:
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Post by: Shambles on April 01, 2013, 12:59:52
Feeling chilly Rick? I just noticed you'd turned blue :P
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Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 13:24:24
The problem with pulling things in here is that when you read the original post a question is asked but there is no answer because it has been answered in here instead of in the original thread where the question was originally asked by the original poster so it gets a bit confusing because you have to read two threads instead of one as you would have done in the past due to the recent changes made of having a second thread to take over from the first thread when the original topic goes off topic.  :confused:

Now I've got no idea which thread to look at.  :wacko:

My Job Here Has Been Done :evil: :twisted:
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Post by: eye30 on April 01, 2013, 13:29:31
 :backontopic: of being  :offtopic:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 01, 2013, 13:59:50
actual Hy Invoice and ensuing actions by a female I30 owner,also the letter she wrote Hy,she was obviously a bit peeved as she has made a few small mistakes in her letter,but points out you have to watch the scamming basteds,I have preveiwed the post and it is very hard to read the invoice(I still haven't worked out how to link photo's),but the three Items highlighted
1 brake fluid flush $74.75
2 All Tyres Low on Tread,RHF Unroadworthy
Bridgestone Firestone $130ea
3 Power Steering Flush $95,00


Dear Hyundai, I recently took my Hyundai i30 to my local dealer for its 105K service. I received the seemingly standard phone call where a receptionist tells me... all the other things that 'need' to be done to my car, in addition to the regular service. My initial quoted 300 hundred dollar service was now in fact, going to be a one THOUSAND dollar service. My previous service, the 'major 90K service' was only done six months ago so I was a little alarmed at these Hyundai 'recommendations.' However, not being an expert on all things car service, I TRUSTED that these 'recommendations' were necessary, to ensure I was driving a safe and road worthy car. I told them to go ahead with the work, but the receptionist told me that I would need to bring the car back on another day as they didn't have time to complete my job. I paid the $300 and said I would call to book on another day. On my way home I decided to drop into another service centre and asked if they were able to do these 'recommendations' at a better price. After inspecting my car I was told the following: My Brake Fluid DID NOT need a flush (done on 90k service) only TWO tyres were low on tread and, wait for it…. The power steering flush DOES NOT EXIST IN MY CAR. When I asked what that meant, the mechanic said that the power steering flush does not apply to my car because it has ELECTRONIC power steering. He even called HYUNDAI and confirmed this! I took my car across the road to another service centre who confirmed ALL OF THE ABOVE. I was completely outraged! Over $400 worth of services that my car DID NOT REQUIRE and DID NOT EXIST in my car. I went straight back to Hyundai and told the service manager the blatant rip off that had nearly occurred had they been able to get my car back to me that day. He squirmed in his seat for the duration of my rant and all he could offer me in way of explanation was that it may have been a 'typo' on the invoice. Still outraged, I asked him how many people this would happen to each day? How many people just like myself take the word of their mechanic and go ahead with the recommendations? Is this a standard practice? Does this only occur whenever a female puts a car in for a service?
Again no decent explanation, just an offer to give me SOME of my money back. Overall, I am extremely disappointed with my experience and simply cannot believe this blatant attempt to deceive me. Hopefully many people will hear about this incident before their next car service and be more aware of this deliberate fraud.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 01, 2013, 18:43:28
Does Rick qualify for HOS, by duplication?
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Post by: Shambles on April 01, 2013, 20:00:49
Does Rick qualify for HOS, by duplication?
Not all members can see all forum content, Phil :P
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Post by: Surferdude on April 01, 2013, 23:09:45
Gillards Shock Resignation from Parliament
www.nepeanvalley.com.au (http://www.nepeanvalley.com.au)
Canberra is in shock as the Prime Minister has resigned her position in the cabinet. An emergency meeting of the labor caucus has been called to fill the new vacancy, Deputy Prime Minister Swan's office is expected release a statement in the next half hour..
Rick, April Fools jokes are supposed to end at Midday Or the joke's on you. Don't you remember that from school? :happydance:

 :rofl:  I posted it well before midday HERE,I can't help it if you don't get out of bed early enough to read it before Midday YOUR time  :whistler: :rofl:
Posted 13.24   my time. I was up at 0400 my time and in the surf at 0530 my time. What were you doing then? :whistler:

You mad or what 4.00am your time would have been 2.00am my time,I was still in bed,5,30am your time would have still only been 3.30 am my time,so I was still in bed,I only get up at 4.00am my time work days,plus today was my day to have a sleep in,you probably went out had your surf and came back and fell asleep on the couch or hammock  :whistler:  :lol:
Exactly! :P :happydance:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 14, 2013, 14:13:19
I want to be on topic, of being off topic, in a thread that has no topic,expecting insults of being on topic, in a an off topic, topic.

Anyhoo, good weekend,made a custom shopping carry basket for Sue's Trike,but in doing so,again found out you shouldn't mig weld in a singlet,jeans and a pair of thongs(on ya feet ya boofheads)that was Saturday covered.

Sunday got to meet another club member(no not that type of member ya dirty minded buggers)see some great cars,especially one owned by the afore mentioned Member,so my weekend has been forfilled,time for bed,start another week tomorrow,next weekend is going to be another big weekend for us too,our Saint specialty show is Saturday and I am attempting to get five Saints ready and down there.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on April 15, 2013, 22:15:26
Must cost a fortune to feed all those big dogs  :Shocked: (sorry, me being tight again)  :-[
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Post by: Just Rick on April 16, 2013, 12:12:38
Don't remind me  :Shocked: if I was even more boring than I am now and didn't have the dog's,simplest way to give an example is, I would probably be able to buy a new car every year  :whistler: Na maybe every 14 to 15 months
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Post by: Just Rick on April 27, 2013, 07:30:47
Funny thing happen to me today,having an interesting discussion with someone on here and it told me the subject we were talking in, was off limits to me,talk about big brother  :disapp:
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Post by: rustynutz on April 27, 2013, 08:16:48
 :eek:
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Post by: rustynutz on April 27, 2013, 08:20:58
All I can say is censorship is alive and well, Rick....  :confused:

Piss poor form when someone that bares a grudge can cause a whole thread to be removed....  :fum:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 27, 2013, 09:17:42
All I can say is censorship is alive and well, Rick....  :confused:

Piss poor form when someone that bares a grudge can cause a whole thread to be removed....  :fum:

Better watch my P's and Q's then this may be the next thread to be struck down,can't see how though it is Anything goes,if you don't like the thread don't read it,watch it,participate in it   :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on April 27, 2013, 09:40:23
Cheers  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on April 27, 2013, 11:46:32
 Guys, :workitout:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on April 27, 2013, 12:13:52
Funny thing happen to me today,having an interesting discussion with someone on here and it told me the subject we were talking in, was off limits to me,talk about big brother  :disapp:

That thread is off limits to everyone now.. Mudslinging is not welcome on here so good riddance to it. :fum:

Steve and I hate it when things go belly up like that . We are all for free speech but not personal insults.



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Post by: rustynutz on April 27, 2013, 12:21:55
Shame a certain Mod doesn't get that, Daz.....  :whistler:
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Post by: Dazzler on April 27, 2013, 12:27:48
Shame a certain Mod doesn't get that, Daz.....  :whistler:

I'm glad I missed most of it (I was out all day)

That :TopicClosed:

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 27, 2013, 14:21:15
OK PPL Back to being  :offtopic: I didn't let Ya all know how we went last weekend at the specialty show,after spending fifteen hours getting the crew ready on the Friday,Saturday was our show day,because of the problems I have had with the ticker in the past nine to twelve months,I haven't been able to dedicate the amount of time to the three Pups to train them correctly,so the last half dozen show have been a little less than successful,but last week all the dog's made me proud.
not getting into specifics, they all won their respective classes, but in the Championship Show one of my boys got Junior Puppy in Show,he beat his brother,sister and a couple of others.

and in the Open show, My young girl got Junior puppy in show,to beat her brothers and a couple of others,so we had a good day,very tiring but a good few days
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Post by: rustynutz on April 27, 2013, 14:49:34
Congrats Rick!  :goodjob:  :judges: :drinks:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 27, 2013, 14:54:17
If I could work out how to do this server sharing of Photo's I put a few pictures of them up,I think this would have to be one of the best litters we have produced,I expect one of my young males to do extremely weel in the ring
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 27, 2013, 20:21:45
C'mon Rick,

Hope I've remembered correctly,


Create a photobucket acct, if you haven't already, it's free.

Log in,

Create an album of your choice

upload your pics from your computer into an album name of your choice

Once the pics are there, in a seperate internet tab, create your forum post & then go to your pics and click on the cog in the right top corner.

move down to the "IMG" heading & select, you will briefly see copied appear, go to forum tab & paste the stored link. keep doing that till you're done.

Remember, pics or it didn't happen.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Shambles on April 27, 2013, 20:24:07
.. or check this out :)

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=20972.0 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=20972.0)
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Post by: Dazzler on April 27, 2013, 22:19:13
Well done Rick (or should I say well done pups!)  :lol:

I always like to see photos of nice puppies  :P
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 28, 2013, 01:22:16
Congrats Rick.  :goodjob2:
Such a shame all the the siblings got so badly beaten though.  :undecided:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 28, 2013, 02:56:27
Congrats Rick.  :goodjob2:
Such a shame all the the siblings got so badly beaten though.  :undecided:

Thanks everyone,Dave they never get beaten,as long as they all have fun and enjoy their day out with us that is the most important thing for me,yes it is nice to win,but in reality it rarely happens on a consistant basis,as each judge you go under has different opinions in what they're looking for and interpret the breed standard differently,bit like car shows any type of show for that fact.

Steve, thanks the link again I'll try that one again,not sure what I was doing wrong last few times, Phil I've created an account with Photobucket but every time I go to log on it takes me to some other web page to download some other app,which I don't particularly wish to do
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 28, 2013, 02:58:03
Congrats Rick.  :goodjob2:
Such a shame all the the siblings got so badly beaten though.  :undecided:

Thanks everyone,Dave they never get beaten,as long as they all have fun and enjoy their day out with us that is the most important thing for me,yes it is nice to win,but in reality it rarely happens on a consistant basis,as each judge you go under has different opinions in what they're looking for and interpret the breed standard differently,bit like car shows any type of show for that fact.

Steve, thanks the link again I'll try that one again,not sure what I was doing wrong last few times, Phil I've created an account with Photobucket but every time I go to log on it takes me to some other web page to download some other app,which I don't particularly wish to do

 :goodjob2:
As long as their bruises heal quickly.  :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 28, 2013, 03:04:07
Geez never word something badly,someone jumps on it  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 28, 2013, 11:20:54
Holy cow,I was thinking today the black cats and mice on the white border was a bit load,but these black cats on the pink,well it just screams at Ya.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 28, 2013, 11:36:11
Would you be happier, if they were doggies  :P
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Post by: Just Rick on April 28, 2013, 12:46:18
Would you be happier, if they were doggies  :P
Phil no it is just the bright border for my eyes is very distracting,I don't mind looking at a heap of pussies  :whistler:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 12:12:31
lets try this cross my fingers
(http://i.imgur.com/MtK40XR.jpg)

well it didn't inbed it in the post but at least the picture could be seen
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 30, 2013, 12:14:38
It worked Rick,  :happydance: :happydance: :happydance:

But it was an ugly pic  :( :( :(
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Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 12:37:52
Yes didn't inbed straight away and that was just one I picked out,,that was Cyril four days after we got him,I got thousands of em
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 30, 2013, 12:41:21
Some prettier ones would be nice, comes in very handy if your trying to describe or show something to other members. I think there's a way to get them into your post, but I don't use Imgur, Shambles will let you know, I'm sure.
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Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 12:46:39
Yes I'll have to try another one here and If I do any more I will have to go through the forum index and find a place for them.
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Post by: Shambles on April 30, 2013, 12:54:51
The pic shows in the post for me :eek:

Bit of a cruncher :scared:
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Post by: Dazzler on April 30, 2013, 12:57:54
The pic shows in the post for me :eek:

Bit of a cruncher :scared:

 :whsaid:

4 Days  :disapp:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 30, 2013, 13:04:26
Don't know why, but it's in the post now.  :Dunno:

Which is what I was describing b4.
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Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 13:18:17
Lets try this one,can anyone guess where I am when I took this,we were talking about this bloke the other day
(http://i.imgur.com/nuFvawz.jpg)
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Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 13:19:09
wow look at that came up straight away no stopping me now.
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Post by: Shambles on April 30, 2013, 13:23:44
wow look at that came up straight away no stopping me now.

What picture? :eek:




:P :lol:
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Post by: Dazzler on April 30, 2013, 13:24:31
Hey I like that picture (somewhere in Victoria?)
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Post by: rustynutz on April 30, 2013, 13:27:30
Glenrowan?  :undecided:
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Post by: Dazzler on April 30, 2013, 13:29:40
Glenrowan?  :undecided:

No I think it's Ned Kelly  :P
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Post by: Shambles on April 30, 2013, 13:30:31
Well Dazz's name is on one of the VATs, so it must be outside his mansion :)
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Post by: rustynutz on April 30, 2013, 13:31:25
No I think it's Ned Kelly  :P

It can't be, he's dead.... :P
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Post by: Shambles on April 30, 2013, 13:32:41
My brewery sleuthing hints that it's Victoria, but sure looks like a bloke to me. In a tin uniform.
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Post by: Dazzler on April 30, 2013, 13:33:32
Well Dazz's name is on one of the VATs, so it must be outside his mansion :)

I've been to Glenrowan on one of our drives (so that Barrel could be to do with me .. I used to be called Barrel Dailey at school)  :snigger:
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Post by: Shambles on April 30, 2013, 13:34:22
.. I used to be called Barrel Dailey at school)  :snigger:

Thanks for the ammunition :laughter:


Beryl it is then :lol:
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Post by: rustynutz on April 30, 2013, 13:38:51
http://www.glenrowantouristcentre.com.au/gallery.php?image=25 (http://www.glenrowantouristcentre.com.au/gallery.php?image=25)
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Post by: Dazzler on April 30, 2013, 13:40:46
I missed that on our Drive we were quite impressed with some of the Buildings in the town  :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 13:42:42
Rusty was right Glenrowan and Dazz was sort of right,it was a depiction of the Kelly's last stand.

It was at the Glenrowan private museum and show,we almost balked at going into the show,the owner wanted $25 Per Head,so was going to be Fifty bucks and believe me I'm a bit of a scrooge,then Sue asked if he did pensioner rates,but then I spotted a couple of rifles and a musket he had on display out the front foyer,plus an old Pianola,we got talking about them,as the conversation went along,he hadn't had anyone in most of the day,so he said he would put the show on for us for thirty dollars,plus he allowed us to take photo's which he would not normally allow.

But after seeing the show,I can say if you every get up that way,it would well be worth the money,it was brilliant and you basically exit through his house and some of the collectables he has are just mind blowing,this would have been one of the highlights of our holiday when we went.
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Post by: Dazzler on April 30, 2013, 13:45:45

It was at the Glenrowan private museum and show,we almost balk at going into the show,the owner wanted $25 Per Head,so was going to be Fifty bucks and believe me I'm a bit of a scrooge,then Sue asked if he did pensioner rates,but then I spotted a couple of rifles and a musket he had on display out the front foyer, and I pointed one of them at him  ,so he said he would put the show on for us for thirty dollars,plus he allowed us to take photo's which he would not normally allow.


 :rofl:
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Post by: rustynutz on April 30, 2013, 14:07:56
Stand and deliver... :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on April 30, 2013, 14:11:05
"Or the Devil, he may take you"
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 14:14:42
wow look at that came up straight away no stopping me now.

What picture? :eek:




:P :lol:

Until I seen the smileys WAY down the bottom you had me worried  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 14:21:22
Your a goose Dazz  :rofl: many many years ago,a bloke in fact pointed a rifle at me,I just said to him,if you EVER point that thing at me or anyone else again and your not prepared to pull the trigger,it is going right where the sun doesn't shine,I was a bit fitter and wilder back then.

Idiots and guns don't mix
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on April 30, 2013, 14:23:10
See, I told you, you were a scary bas**** Rick.  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 14:33:10
How can this head be scarey,when we're on holiday,Sue kept on trying to get a decent picture of me driving Bruce,but I would just before the camera clicked Poke my tongue out,mind you you can't see it for the Moe,but I'm danged if I can see why I'm so scarey,ugly maybe,got a head like a kicked in sh#* can,  :snigger:
(http://i.imgur.com/wfEAaUj.jpg)
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 30, 2013, 14:38:32
Just having fun Rick, although the threat of having a rifle jammed up your poo chute, can be a bit intimidating.  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 30, 2013, 14:51:22
and painful I suspect, a bit like being barb wired  :whistler:
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Post by: Just Rick on May 02, 2013, 13:11:35
Hi! All
We were talking Recalls in one of the other threads,has anyone else gotten a recall via email,I recieved one today reguarding a faulty switch which causes warning lights on the dash to come on,wonder if this is the brake switch one we were talking about.
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Post by: Just Rick on May 04, 2013, 11:14:02
here we go, we have another show tomorrow,only three kids this week and only one show in the day,unlike the other week taking five down and doing two shows in one day.

Anyhow took a couple of pictures of the two younger kids getting ready,then my battery ran out forgot to charge it
This one is Merlin our Young Boy,after his bath and dry, in his holding pen,the dog's are only allowed to go out of here under supervision once they are ready for a show
(http://i.imgur.com/PLvx10t.jpg)
This is Merlins Sister Morrigan on the grooming table after her bath getting dried with a blow dryer
(http://i.imgur.com/roaV1RV.jpg)

Try and remember to take my camera tomorrow,so it's Mum and her two Kids tomorrow
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Post by: Doggie 1 on May 04, 2013, 11:15:21
Very nice.  :goodjob2:
Do you have any of the flasks for around their neck?  :undecided:
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Post by: Dazzler on May 04, 2013, 11:18:48
Morrigan is not bad for a dog  :goodjob: (that's a flattering comment from me) I'm not really a dog person (they smell "doggy")  :snigger:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on May 04, 2013, 11:30:04
But cats smell catty?  :undecided:
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Post by: Dazzler on May 04, 2013, 11:31:54
But cats smell catty?  :undecided:

Not the ones I've had  :P
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 04, 2013, 11:33:48
But cats smell catty?  :undecided:

Not the ones I've had  :P

How can you call an animal that eats raw fish and spends half its life licking its arse, clean?  :undecided:  :confused:
I wouldn't want a kiss from one.  :lol:
Give me doggie any day.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 04, 2013, 11:36:57
Very nice.  :goodjob2:
Do you have any of the flasks for around their neck?  :undecided:

I only have one,we tend not to use it that often,because they are actual barrels they after a while become quite heavy for the dog's to cart around
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 04, 2013, 11:37:56
Very nice.  :goodjob2:
Do you have any of the flasks for around their neck?  :undecided:

I only have one,we tend not to use it that often,because they are actual barrels they after a while become quite heavy for the dog's to cart around

OK, thanks.
If you need a hand to empty them at any time, let me know.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 04, 2013, 11:42:59
But cats smell catty?  :undecided:

Not the ones I've had  :P


Yes the cats themselves do not get a bad odour as a dog can if you don't care for them properly,but boy their litter boxes tell another story,if you don't clean em out five to ten times a day,  :fum:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on May 04, 2013, 11:47:58
But cats smell catty?  :undecided:

Not the ones I've had  :P


Yes the cats themselves do not get a bad odour as a dog can if you don't care for them properly,but boy their litter boxes tell another story,if you don't clean em out five to ten times a day,  :fum:
Our last cat was 16 when she died and she would still hardly ever use the litter box. She would go in the afternoon, out in the back yard garden, then wait until we let her out in the morning. Amazing bladder and bowel control.
And she never smelled. :cool:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on May 04, 2013, 12:32:41
This little bloke got into a lift in which there was a lady holding a cat.

When the lift doors closed the bloke sniffed and said to the lady "Can I smell your pussy"

She recoiled in horror and said "You filthy little pervert - you most certainly can not"

He replied "it must be your feet I can smell then"... :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 04, 2013, 12:34:58
Or the cat's breath.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 05, 2013, 14:02:13
PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED

Julia Gillard's newest Slogan and boy isn't she achieving great results

 
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: ouri30 on May 05, 2013, 22:46:55
It's about time to give someone else a go and see how good they are at it.   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Might take a few years to perfect the art - might not.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 10, 2013, 12:08:27
I really hope this works,incredible video
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=200599556749010 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=200599556749010)

I know a lot of you don't like Facebook but if you can view this it's worth the watch
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 10, 2013, 12:28:06
Sh*t hot, Rick!  :goodjob:

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on May 10, 2013, 14:26:52
I really hope this works,incredible video

Link doesn't work for me :(
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 10, 2013, 14:57:51
I really hope this works,incredible video

Link doesn't work for me :(

Thats a Bugger,it's worth watching but I don't know how else to bring it up,I'll look it up on Google see if I can find it that way
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 10, 2013, 14:58:21
Try this, Steve....Seems to be the same one that Rick posted minus a little footage at the start....

http://youtu.be/UBtCoDxnTJw (http://youtu.be/UBtCoDxnTJw)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 10, 2013, 15:03:22
Thanks Rusty you found it before I did,thats the one I found on youtube,I should have done that in the first place,but I took the easy way of copying the link from FB,by the way did you happen to (when you were looking for it)go to one of the links where they were selling the kits,I'll never be able to afford one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 10, 2013, 16:16:32
No worries, Rick.... :D

Nah, didn't bother looking as it's way beyond my budget. I can't even afford to buy myself a set of water wings...  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on May 10, 2013, 16:24:15
Thanks for the updated link. That's just plain crazy, and mint too :)


(PS, the FB link now works fine)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 10, 2013, 23:33:06
Amazing  :ta: Rick (nad Rusty)

You could do yourself a lot of damage though if you didn't know what you were doing  :Shocked:

Decapitated by a Helicopter, hit some rocks diving under the water, torpedo the tow boat, just to name a few  :sweating:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 10, 2013, 23:36:53
Rick (nad Rusty)
Here we go with the insults. Now why did you have to bring nads into this? :TutTut: :censored: :kissmyass:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 10, 2013, 23:53:38
Rick (nad Rusty)
Here we go with the insults. Now why did you have to bring nads into this? :TutTut: :censored: :kissmyass:

 :rofl: I don't even know what nads are  :Dunno: .. I just keep typing nad instead of and for some reason  :wacko:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 10, 2013, 23:57:17
Rick (nad Rusty)
Here we go with the insults. Now why did you have to bring nads into this? :TutTut: :censored: :kissmyass:
:rofl: I don't even know what nads are  :Dunno: .. I just keep typing nad instead of and for some reason  :wacko:
Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gonads)
Definition 3, Dazz.  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 10, 2013, 23:59:46
Gee I'll have to be careful when I send emails to my customers  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 11, 2013, 00:44:18
Yes, leave my nads alone, Daz....You don't know where they've been... :p
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 11, 2013, 06:37:24
 :rofl: If you don't know what Nads are Dazz your in big trouble  :rofl: if Trish had your nads in her hand   :whistler: and gave them a huge squeeze you'd certainly know what they were then  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 11, 2013, 11:07:38
Us Taswegians call them other names... :-P
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 11, 2013, 11:09:23
Us Taswegians call them other names... :-P

Like Sis's toys.  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 11, 2013, 11:12:05
Us Taswegians call them other names... :-P

Like Sis's toys.  :lol:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: now that like your nads is below the belt  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 11, 2013, 11:50:25
Us Taswegians call them other names... :-P

Like Sis's toys.  :lol:

You're a cheeky bugger Dave, but i like you like a Sister :-D
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on May 11, 2013, 12:25:53
:rofl: If you don't know what Nads are Dazz your in big trouble  :rofl: if Trish had your nads in her hand   :whistler: and gave them a huge squeeze you'd certainly know what they were then  :rofl: :rofl:

Bravo
Oscar
Romeo
Lima
Zulu
 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 11, 2013, 13:50:06
:rofl: If you don't know what Nads are Dazz your in big trouble  :rofl: if Trish had your nads in her hand   :whistler: and gave them a huge squeeze you'd certainly know what they were then  :rofl: :rofl:

Bravo
Oscar
Romeo
Lima
Zulu
 :mrgreen:

sorry don't get it.must be one of my dumb days(which I must say are becoming more frequent)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on May 11, 2013, 13:55:53
sorry don't get it.must be one of my dumb days...

Borlz shit :P
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 25, 2013, 11:55:18
Had to work today,on my way home had to call into the shops and there were these things everywhere in the car park,even a few of their newer siblings the GD(didn't get a shot of them),these were the couple opposite Cyril where I parked,yes thats Cyrils right butt cheek in the fore ground,when I decided to take the photo I was going to move Cyril and get a shot of the three,but Eh couldn't be bother  :rofl:



(http://i.imgur.com/Z9py4uV.jpg)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 25, 2013, 12:33:22
Good shot Rick.! Right butt cheek :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 25, 2013, 12:36:29
... just like you last tetanus shot.  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 25, 2013, 12:41:48
at Looking at a couple of the newer I30's in the car park there was a very nice dark metalic blue one,I think is far nicer than the Vivid Blue of Bruce and Cyril
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 25, 2013, 13:05:36
at Looking at a couple of the newer I30's in the car park there was a very nice dark metalic blue one,I think is far nicer than the Vivid Blue of Bruce and Cyril

It's called Santorini blue ..not too bad eh!
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 26, 2013, 06:41:01
at Looking at a couple of the newer I30's in the car park there was a very nice dark metalic blue one,I think is far nicer than the Vivid Blue of Bruce and Cyril

It's called Santorini blue ..not too bad eh!

Yes when we bought Bruce and Cyril,the I20 had a really nice metallic blue very much like the one I seen yesterday,but yes you guessed it notavailable at the time in the I30.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 26, 2013, 06:55:49
... just like you last tetanus shot.  :lol:


...just like your last test anus shot.   :lol:

I fixed it for you Gonz.  :goodjob:

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 26, 2013, 07:24:29
... just like you last tetanus shot.  :lol:


...just like your last test anus shot.   :lol:

I fixed it for you Gonz.  :goodjob:
Thank, Dave. :goodjob: I'll quote the forum mantra - pics or it didn't happen. :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 26, 2013, 07:55:57
If you don't like controversial comments don't read this

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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 26, 2013, 13:00:57
Thanks Rick (I think)  :confused:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 26, 2013, 13:09:40
Thanks Rick (I think)  :confused:
No need to be confused Dazz Just some of my thoughts on why we have what we have today on our roads
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Post by: rustynutz on May 26, 2013, 14:20:33
Well, I don't agree with getting older cars off the road.... :fum:

What's poor Dave gonna do with his P76's?  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 26, 2013, 14:42:01
As I said Rusty they would have to meet some safety standards,I would prefer to ride round in Daves P76's, than some of these newer utes and trucks on the roads today,
you see some of the early Suzuki small 4x4's still on the roads,soft tops,absolutely no ROPS at all,how freeaking safe are they in any accident,these earlier 4x4"s can be fitted with ROPS  to make them safer,just saying there are many PPL and vehicles on our roads here that have no right at being there,we have the perfect example up here,only see this vehicle on the road some weekends,old Mack water truck,smashed windscreen,smashed and missing headlights,broken tailights,bald tyres and I certainly wouldn't walk in front of it when it was loaded and moving,probably wouldn't stop,it has been reported to Police,do they do anything about it,no because they are out doing other work,we can't even contact our local police direct here,you have to ring a central number and you get pasted from pillar to post and you finally get to talk to someone up to 200K's away(how freakin handy is that when your being stabbed in the chest by a miscreant),my point is the powers which can control and police these things are far to under staffed,under funded
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 26, 2013, 14:45:17
All these abbreviations are doing my head in....Wtf is ROPS?  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 26, 2013, 23:35:41
I'm guessing from the context that it's roll over protection system.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 27, 2013, 00:57:27
Sorry Rusty.just assumed everyone knew what ROPS stood for in vehicles,but Gonz hit the nail on the head
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 27, 2013, 04:14:45
As I said Rusty they would have to meet some safety standards,I would prefer to ride round in Daves P76's, than some of these newer utes and trucks on the roads today,
you see some of the early Suzuki small 4x4's still on the roads,soft tops,absolutely no ROPS at all,how freeaking safe are they in any accident,these earlier 4x4"s can be fitted with ROPS  to make them safer,just saying there are many PPL and vehicles on our roads here that have no right at being there<

While I get what you're trying to say, Rick...cars like Dave's P76 may be nice and solid, but they are still pretty hopeless in a major accident.
I'd imagine they would be lucky to get a 1 rating in the ANCAPS tests...lol. At least these newer utes are designed to "collapse" in an accident and have airbags to hopefully help prevent you from suffering major injuries.

As for fitting rops, why should people have to spend a fortune modifying vehicles they bought which met the rules of the day? Where do you draw the line? Cars of just a couple of years ago weren't required to have electronic stability control, should these cars be put off the road?  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on May 27, 2013, 08:22:02
I worked out ROPS too.  :happydance:

With regard to retro fitting, as you go past 90 Deg in a roll over, you'll wish you had. To me it would be a personal safety issue, which is why I don't own one.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 27, 2013, 09:26:03
Personal choice works for me.... :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 27, 2013, 14:42:02
Only look if Ya wanna
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 :whistler: :rofl: :rofl: :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 27, 2013, 15:24:41
Only look if Ya wanna
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 :whistler: :rofl: :rofl: :whistler:

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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 28, 2013, 13:40:34
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=197546120396020#, (http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=197546120396020#,) hope this works,if it has been on here before I happily go to  :Hos: but some of or should I say all of these are just beyond belief,just amazing


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Post by: AlanHo on May 28, 2013, 13:43:09
Yeah - people have been known to post a blank page before now.......or have you used invisible ink?............ :rofl:


Although your Facebook link is not showing - the video of all the near death incidents has been on before. I don't know how long ago though.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 28, 2013, 13:58:38
Alan yes not sure what hppened there,link showed up when I wrote it,looked at a preveiw it showed up there but when I posted it it all went Poof,and not the limp wristed type  :snigger:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on May 28, 2013, 14:09:07
Doesn't look like it can be shared offsite - as it says on the FB page - privacy settings will be applied.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 28, 2013, 14:13:45
Bugger
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 28, 2013, 14:53:46
Bugger
Save that kinda language for the Hilux, Rick. :whistler: :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on May 28, 2013, 15:22:07
Played for me for about 30 seconds then redirected me to another page/site.

Tried to replay but won't
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on May 28, 2013, 17:07:09
Changed the FB link into an embedded iframe. Does it work now (within the post) ?
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Post by: eye30 on May 28, 2013, 19:14:39
Changed the FB link into an embedded iframe. Does it work now (within the post) ?

Yes thanks.  Played all way through
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 29, 2013, 11:26:39
Bugger
Save that kinda language for the Hilux, Rick. :whistler: :lol:
Wondered who would comment on that one  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 29, 2013, 11:32:04
Hyundai Dumb asse designers have done it again,went to change my wiper blades today one Bruce,as they were totalled,so instead for going and buying a set of complete blade sets as Hyundai are hoping you'll do at a small fortune,I thought I'll just go a by replacemnts and change them which is easily done,but in their wisdom,every blade is a different size,no only in length,but in spine width as well,how friggin lodgical is that thought pattern,who ever designed their wiper blades is a huge Dumbass.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on May 29, 2013, 11:39:22
Hyundai Dumb asse designers have done it again,went to change my wiper blades today one Bruce,as they were totalled,so instead for going and buying a set of complete blade sets as Hyundai are hoping you'll do at a small fortune,I thought I'll just go a by replacemnts and change them which is easily done,but in their wisdom,every blade is a different size,no only in length,but in spine width as well,how friggin lodgical is that thought pattern,who ever designed their wiper blades is a huge Dumbass.

I found out the hard way too, Rick.  I got my replacements from Super Cheap Auto with the different size spines (multi fit I think they are called).  Just measured them up against my old one and "Robert is your mother's brother."

The rear one is a Right Royal PITA!!

BTW, I think it is a very smart thing for the designer, you are almost compelled to go to Hyundai for the replacements.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 29, 2013, 11:41:47
I'd get into a permanent switch to a generic set of wipers and get away from that particular bit of Hy dependence. I haven't looked at the design yet since I bought it, which I'll admit probably makes them a pretty long-lived design if nothing else. :)
Is it a bad enough problem we should source a viable alternative for the forum?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on May 29, 2013, 11:44:17
I'd get into a permanent switch to a generic set of wipers and get away from that particular bit of Hy dependence. I haven't looked at the design yet since I bought it, which I'll admit probably makes them a pretty long-lived design if nothing else. :)
Is it a bad enough problem we should source a viable alternative for the forum?

I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto.  They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them.  Less than $10 for a set.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 29, 2013, 11:51:54
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto.  They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them.  Less than $10 for a set.

What do you get from toilet paper, I wonder?  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on May 29, 2013, 11:53:01
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto.  They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them.  Less than $10 for a set.

What do you get from toilet paper, I wonder?  :undecided:

Generally one wipe per sheet.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 29, 2013, 11:56:30
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto.  They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them.  Less than $10 for a set.

What do you get from toilet paper, I wonder?  :undecided:

Generally one wipe per sheet.

You don't use both sides?  :undecided:
Obviosuly not a greenie then.  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on May 29, 2013, 11:57:53
[I think Trev recommended the silicon blades from Super Cheap Auto.  They are what I use and I get good wiperage (the wiper form of mileage) from them.  Less than $10 for a set.

What do you get from toilet paper, I wonder?  :undecided:

Generally one wipe per sheet.

You don't use both sides?  :undecided:
Obviosuly not a greenie then.  :lol:

No, they are usually brown.  Unless I've had some Guinness, then they turn black.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on May 29, 2013, 12:00:27
and "Robert is your mother's brother."

 :rofl:  I haven't heard "Bob's your uncle" said like that before (even though my late uncle was called Bob)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 29, 2013, 12:01:08
Too much info, Jamie.... :sicky:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 29, 2013, 12:02:32
Thanks Jamie
I never thought of going and getting Multifit,I assumed they would all have the same size spines,I knew they where all different lengths,the back one for me is the easiest to deal with as long as you can get the deeper narrow spine,I went to the fuel station I usually use and Tony sorted it all for me.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on May 29, 2013, 12:03:18
Too much info, Jamie.... :sicky:

At least I didn't tell you it had the texture and consistency of Peanut Butter. 

Oh, wait....  sorry....  :-[
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 29, 2013, 12:03:49
Too much info, Jamie.... :sicky:

 :whsaid:   :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on May 29, 2013, 12:41:17
At least I didn't tell you it had the texture and consistency of Peanut Butter. 

And you found that out by spreading it with a knife?  :confused:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 29, 2013, 14:40:52
I know it says anything Goes,BUT COME ON  :Shocked: even I'm not this crass  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 30, 2013, 10:35:28
Thought this was a bit humorous,same may not like it.
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on May 30, 2013, 10:36:39
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on May 30, 2013, 10:40:12
Now  with Jamie's comments I found this one hilarious,watch yourself Jamie  :rofl:
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on May 30, 2013, 10:41:31
 :lol: :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on May 30, 2013, 10:50:08
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

To both of them!!

 :goodjob2: :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 08, 2013, 14:05:11
what a day,700K's of putting up with moronic drivers,freakin road works and bouncing around,who the
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would want to be a truck driver
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 08, 2013, 14:09:53
Knot mee.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 09, 2013, 06:59:10
Knot mee.
Only plus is the $550 it will bring in this week  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 12, 2013, 13:09:50
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 12, 2013, 13:14:16
Where did you go, the Pacific Ocean?  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: FatBoy on June 12, 2013, 13:14:48
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.

Ummmm, did Sue go also?  I really hope you mean swimming....
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 12, 2013, 13:16:44
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.

Ummmm, did Sue go also?  I really hope you mean swimming....

 :rofl:

I didn't even see that.  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 12, 2013, 13:22:17
No the word was swinging and no Sue didn't go,she doesn't know how to use the swing lifter,plus I'm not allowed to carry non K&S staff in the truck
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 12, 2013, 13:24:08
could have kept this going but thought I better not
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 12, 2013, 14:02:28
I have made an observation over the last week or so,I have come to the realisation,Our Dazz and Dave are our Dorri and Flo of Number 96,the gossips of the forum  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on June 12, 2013, 14:06:25
Why wasn't I told?  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on June 12, 2013, 14:26:07
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.

Swinging?

Photo or it didn't happen,,,
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 12, 2013, 14:33:24
I have made an observation over the last week or so,I have come to the realisation,Our Dazz and Dave are our Dorri and Flo of Number 96,the gossips of the forum  :rofl:

I try to go with the Flo.
And Number 96 is the wrong way up for me.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 12, 2013, 14:35:30
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.

Swinging?

Photo or it didn't happen,,,
Got one on my phone but haven't worked out how to get it off
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 12, 2013, 14:40:13
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.

Swinging?

Photo or it didn't happen,,,
Got one on my phone but haven't worked out how to get it off

Didn't your swinging partner help you with that?  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on June 13, 2013, 00:58:28
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.

Oh dear. You might like to proof read this.  :goodjob2:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 13, 2013, 11:00:31
Jokes your choice if you read them or not
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 13, 2013, 11:01:55
Joke again your choice if you read it
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 13, 2013, 11:04:54
Very good Rick  :snigger:

Don't forget to close the spoiler when you finish reading them Folks (the first one is a bit rude)  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 13, 2013, 12:03:34
Very good Rick  :snigger:

Don't forget to close the spoiler when you finish reading them Folks (the first one is a bit rude)  :rofl:
I thought the first one was hilarious,something which would have mimiced Sue and our daughter years ago  :snigger:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 14, 2013, 12:08:49
don't have to hide this one  :happydance:
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.
Theirs will be first on the schedule.

The older boy leans over and asks,
"What are you having done?"
...
The second boy says,
"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

The first boy says,
"You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up,
they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze."

The second boy then asks,
"What are you going in for?"

The first boy says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies.

"Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year!"
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on June 14, 2013, 12:29:01
That's better, Rick.  :goodjob2:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 14, 2013, 12:34:56
And Yet Another that doesn't have to be hidden,this is Brilliant :D

Vaseline Survey

A man doing market research for Vaseline contacted a young mother of three and asked "Have you ever used our product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
...
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little surprised; "Usually people lie say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, we know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all... We put it on the door knob to keep the kids out!"

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 14, 2013, 13:16:48
 :rofl:
Much more betterer.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on June 14, 2013, 13:30:16
Just don't mix up the Vaseline and the Vicks.
Jars look simiar in the dark. :scared: :faint:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 14, 2013, 13:33:24
And if this wasn't a family friendly forum I could tell you a funny story about the Vicks.  ;)
But it is.
So I can't.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on June 14, 2013, 14:10:01
:rofl:
Much more betterer.

And much more olderer...
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 14, 2013, 14:18:00
Just don't mix up the Vaseline and the Vicks.
Jars look simiar in the dark. :scared: :faint:

Have you had the same mix up,not funny is it and no matter what you do you can't stop that burning sensation  :Shocked:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on June 15, 2013, 02:20:43
Just don't mix up the Vaseline and the Vicks.
Jars look simiar in the dark. :scared: :faint:

Have you had the same mix up,not funny is it and no matter what you do you can't stop that burning sensation  :Shocked:
Nah.
Saw a joke once with the woman hanging from the ceiling fan and the guy looking at the little jar in his hand and saying, "Omigod! VICKS!"
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on June 15, 2013, 02:39:09
Ya must be doing something wrong if you need Vaseline/Vicks.... :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on June 15, 2013, 03:09:40
Ya must be doing something wrong if you need Vaseline/Vicks.... :whistler:

Too right.
You took the words right out of my mouth Rusty.
But Iwasn't gonna say it. :disapp:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 15, 2013, 05:34:26
here's a Blonde joke I've not heard

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is living it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says...

"Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on June 15, 2013, 06:32:04
I must have heard it before. I knew the punch line half way through. :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on June 15, 2013, 07:20:03
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 15, 2013, 08:45:41
Long but funny

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I... don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 15, 2013, 09:09:56
:rolf:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 15, 2013, 09:15:07
:rolf:

Should that be rofl or are you referring to Mr Harris again?  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 15, 2013, 10:19:18
:rolf:

Should that be rofl or are you referring to Mr Harris again?  :undecided:

What he said ^
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on June 15, 2013, 10:38:55
Speaking of which, here's something I really don't understand:
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 15, 2013, 10:53:38
Speaking of which, here's something I really don't understand:
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WTF,was that a Pooh Bear Chair,or was she just showing us her Fuzzy Bear,but I could handle her Rolf's,but I may get a bit wobbly but never Board
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 15, 2013, 11:03:25
Must be one of those women who said he was all over them ...
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 15, 2013, 11:45:57
This one could be contruded as a little naughty
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on June 15, 2013, 12:13:39
 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 15, 2013, 12:23:37
I've been sprung... :D
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 17, 2013, 11:43:11
this one won't be for everyone
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 17, 2013, 11:45:57
 :lol:
You're a very naughty boy, Richard.   :TutTut:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 17, 2013, 13:20:03
IDIOT SIGHTING.

When my Wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 17, 2013, 13:22:34
 :whistler: That has to be a joke!.. Can't possibly be a true story... can it?  :eek:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 17, 2013, 13:22:54
Oh! How many times does this happen at a lot of stores these days

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but ...we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 17, 2013, 13:24:21
:whistler: That has to be a joke!.. Can't possibly be a true story... can it?  :eek:
Quality of tradies these days,I don't know  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 17, 2013, 13:24:53

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but ...we don’t do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.

I get funny looks when I try that down here too  :rolleyes: (it isn't that hard)  :fum:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 17, 2013, 13:31:34
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbour call the local council Parks & Wildlife office to request the removal of the WOMBAT CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many wombats are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
 :disapp:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 17, 2013, 13:38:07

I get funny looks when I try that down here too  :rolleyes: (it isn't that hard)  :fum:
Funniest one I experience was when I asked for half a dozen Chicken nuggets at Chicken Treat,girl simply said we only have them in 3, 6 or 12 packs,so I said in that case I will have 1 dozen,she then repeated WE ONLY HAVE THEM IN 3,6 and 12 packs,I just said don't worry about I will go to a shop that has someone who has an education to serve me,she still didn't get it.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 17, 2013, 22:59:07

I get funny looks when I try that down here too  :rolleyes: (it isn't that hard)  :fum:
Funniest one I experience was when I asked for half a dozen Chicken nuggets at Chicken Treat,girl simply said we only have them in 3, 6 or 12 packs,so I said in that case I will have 1 dozen,she then repeated WE ONLY HAVE THEM IN 3,6 and 12 packs,I just said don't worry about I will go to a shop that has someone who has an education to serve me,she still didn't get it.

Reminds me of Charcoal Chicken down here .. They only have buttons for certain combinations.. If you want to mix and match (say a chicken schnitzel with a prawn salad) things get ugly  :fum:

Young ones don't always understand our lingo either.. If I say "how you been keeping" or some such thing to a younger person in a shop, they look at me like I'm speaking chinese..
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on June 18, 2013, 07:48:57
.. If I say "how you been keeping" or some such thing to a younger person in a shop, they look at me like I'm speaking chinese..

That's wong on so many levels :P
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 18, 2013, 07:54:37
Better than saying how they hangin, they take you literally when you say that
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 18, 2013, 11:03:26
.. If I say "how you been keeping" or some such thing to a younger person in a shop, they look at me like I'm speaking chinese..

That's wong on so many levels :P

Very clever (if it's not a typo)  :P  :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 18, 2013, 11:16:13
Went swinging today,haven't done that for years,but like riding a bike you never forget how to do it.

Swinging?

Photo or it didn't happen,,,

Here you go this is how I go swinging,DON"T LOOK if your easily offended,at not seeing
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Something Naughty
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 18, 2013, 14:35:34
This Is Just So Wrong On So Many Levels,but hey it's freakin funny
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Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 18, 2013, 14:36:49
Oh dear.
Have you spent time in the HOS before or are you a virgin inmate?  :whistler:

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=17892.msg192913#msg192913 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=17892.msg192913#msg192913)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 18, 2013, 14:42:52
A friend of mine showed me her grandsons history test paper today, one of the questions they where asked was "name a popular Queen" his answer "Freddie Mercury" he was subsquently marked wrong,Oh! how freaking wrong was that teacher, on two counts,not only was he the lead siger of Queen he was also a raging Queen, so young Landon was Oh! So right.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 18, 2013, 14:49:58
Oh dear.
Have you spent time in the HOS before or are you a virgin inmate?  :whistler:

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=17892.msg192913#msg192913 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=17892.msg192913#msg192913)
Bugger,should have done a search before posting it(but hell I'm to lazy),I was going to throw in I haven't been a member that long,but can't use that one either,so I'll go with,I have Old Farts Desease Alzheimer's,or should I just give up and head to HOS  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 19, 2013, 00:15:34
Yes.  :)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 21, 2013, 12:41:45
First a Joke then a whinge or Rant not sure which yet, couldn't find this one in a search
A blonde city girl, named Amy, marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You can show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?’

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.
...
They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, ‘This is the one right here.’

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, ‘Tell me, lady, ’cause I’m dying to know – how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?’

‘That’s simple-by the nail over its stall,’ Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, ‘And what, pray tell, is the nail for?’

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, ‘I guess it’s to hang your pants on.’
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 21, 2013, 12:43:39
I like that one Rick  :lol: :goodjob2: :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 21, 2013, 13:19:00
Has anyone else wonder how much companies and mechanical shops in the auto industries spare parts actually make financially, as I found out today,I can if I press get parts even cheaper than I get them now,my example again is filters,as you are all aware I am happy using Ryco filters,world known filter maker,accepted by Hy as an acceptable filter.
Well as Bruce is due for his intermediate oil change,I call into Cov parts yesterday Arvo to get my filter,as usual they haven't got one "yes we will order on in will be here this afternoon" so go in yesterday afternoon to pick it up,well bugger the sending store has sent the wrong one,so the bloke assures me he has ordered more and would be in this afternoon,which it was,so said the man I could have it for trade, now I was led to believe I was already getting them for trade at $18.90, but no, toady's only cost $13.20,so how mush are mechanical shops,parts stores and accessory stores actually making,Hy want between $65 to $80 for a oil filter, ebay sellers want anywhere between $20 to $40 dollars for them,I Now know that Cov parts have three different prices so far,if your a normal schmuck who doesn't question them you pay $26.70,if you have a discount card or alike you can get them for $18.90 and if your trade you get them for $13.20,now if I go to my local mech for a service and let him supply it he charges me $32.50(roughly 160% profit),Rant over on that point.

Then there's the second point speaking of schmucks,why the hell is it always me who gets stuck behind some schmuck,who is ordering parts for a job he has no idea how to carry out, not knowing what parts he actually needs,when he is given advice by the parts suppler,said no I need these part numbers(quoting molding numbers off of the gearbox he and obviously his dopey mate are trying to fix,after hearing the phone conversation),then rings his mate and has a discussion that the parts don't look right,then cancells his order after taking up forty five minutes of everyones time,love to buy his car when him and his mate are finished with it,NOT
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 21, 2013, 13:22:57
Very interesting Rick and I can very much understand your reasoning and where you are coming from  :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 22, 2013, 13:22:38
Kiwi Muslim was caught fooling around with his favorite sheep, all he could say was she was islamb and he could do what he wanted to her :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 22, 2013, 13:30:24
.Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room and starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before.

This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books.

With great trepidation, his Mom looks at it and to her surprise; little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. "Well then," she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?"

Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on June 22, 2013, 13:43:08
.Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room and starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before.

This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books.

With great trepidation, his Mom looks at it and to her surprise; little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. "Well then," she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?"

Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."


As a Catholic, I find this joke highly funny. :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 22, 2013, 13:49:36
Yes I'd never heard this one before,I wasn't sure where it was going but I certainly didn't see that punch line coming
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 22, 2013, 14:02:35
Should see what they did with the subtraction sign.  ;)
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Post by: The Gonz on June 22, 2013, 23:14:43
Should see what they did with the subtraction sign.  ;)
Ouch! :lol:
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Post by: rustynutz on June 23, 2013, 00:33:57
An oldie but goodie, Rick  :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 23, 2013, 11:23:42
This could possibly be HOS

But I love it

It was a blondes first day at the office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to prove her worth to her new bosses, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to the nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos so that the counterman could view it, and she asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"
...
The counterman looked at the thermos and replied, "Yes. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf."
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Post by: Dazzler on June 23, 2013, 11:27:14
Not sure I've heard that one before (I liked it)  :goodjob2: :goodjob:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on June 23, 2013, 11:55:23
 :rofl:
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Post by: Dazzler on June 23, 2013, 12:02:44
Not sure I've heard that one before (I liked it)  :goodjob2: :goodjob:

I posted it in 2008  :Shocked: (no responses)  :Pout:

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=602.msg4619#msg4619 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=602.msg4619#msg4619)

and Ugly Mongrel in 2010...

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=7326.msg87520#msg87520 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=7326.msg87520#msg87520)

So safe from HOS
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Post by: Just Rick on June 23, 2013, 12:23:41
 :happydance: :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on June 24, 2013, 13:43:27
A work colleague had a funny experience on the weekend, he was pulled up,when he asked what was the problem constables,guess what the F#*k they told him, "we pulled you up because your paint job is unroadworthy" I just said to him they said what, what a pair of egg heads, how the hell can you defect a car for it's paint job.
Then proceeded to tell him he had to have it resprayed within a two week period,I know what I'd be saying to them,much the same along the lines I told the highway patrol in NSW about my driving lights
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 24, 2013, 14:29:34
Don't believe everything you hear.  ;)
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Post by: eye30 on June 24, 2013, 16:07:07
he was pulled up,when he asked what was the problem constables,guess what the F#*k they told him, "we pulled you up because your paint job is unroadworthy" in NSW about my driving lights

Do you have a picture of his/her car so we can make our own judgement......
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Post by: Just Rick on June 25, 2013, 11:50:25
here Ya!  Go some photo's of the work mates car,asked him the story again,he was picked up for a vehicle check,because of the paintwork on his car and he assured me they informed him he could receive a unroadorthy sticker for it,I sure they were trying to get a reaction out of Kerry,car has a few rattles and bangs as most old cars,but everything works on it,I have seen far worse on the road,which are certainly not roadworthy,these seem to get driven past by authorities
(click to show/hide)
Yes I know Ya! can see my ugly mug in the reflections.
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 25, 2013, 11:52:10
You can't be defected for the paint work.
If you get a defect notice there will be other items that will be listed on the associated paperwork.
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Post by: Just Rick on June 25, 2013, 11:53:26
here's an interesting figure and yes I did pull up to take the photo,unlike others  :whistler:  :rofl:

(http://i.imgur.com/xhp4ol6.jpg)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 25, 2013, 11:54:47
 :lol: Prove it.

So you refuelled at the top of Greenmount and coasted down the hill?
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Post by: Just Rick on June 25, 2013, 12:00:44
You can't be defected for the paint work.
If you get a defect notice there will be other items that will be listed on the associated paperwork.
I realise that Dave,police could defect 80% of vehicles on the roads,all they have to do is pop the bonnets of most older cars and hit them for excessive oil leaks,how many old vehicles and newer ones for that fact,have windscreen washers which don't work.
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Post by: Just Rick on June 25, 2013, 12:03:52
:lol: Prove it.

So you refuelled at the top of Greenmount and coasted down the hill?

No Actually, I fueled up at Tomeo's(Karragullen),drove up the hill past the Rock Inn,then coasted down the hill to the parking area  :rofl:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 25, 2013, 12:05:54
 :lol:
I know the spot.
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Post by: Just Rick on June 27, 2013, 12:36:22
Either Phil or John asked a question of me yesterday, I can't find the thread,but the comment was I30/Jag how did this come about.

when we where looking for cars a couple of years ago,we seriously thought of Buying a then new release Jag,they had not long released a Jag with a small diesel engine,the economy figures where on par with a lot of the smaller cars,I think when we look into it Jag was quoting 6.1 L/100 only thing that stopped me was the price of servicing,price of repairs after the warranty period,then it also came back to price,at the time we would have had to fork out a little more than we paid for both Bruce and Cyril after we had all the extra's on them,plus I had the niggling thoughts of how unreliable the older Jags where over here and the amount of the older ones I've seen go up in flames with electrical problems,yes I know Jag has probably picked up their game but the thoughts would always be there.
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 27, 2013, 12:41:23
Different kettle of fish these days Rick.
Still built in England but owned by Tata (India) who are prepared to throw the necessary money at them in order to do things right.
They're a nice car.
I think you're talking about the 2.2 litre four cylinder turbo diesel with the eight speed automatic gearbox.
I drove one last year and did a bit of a review on here so if you stick it in the search function you'll find it.
I also like the original 2.7 litre and the later 3.0 litre turbo diesels with the six speed automatic.
They're getting a bit more reasonably priced on the used car market now and if you choose carefully, there are a few very low km cars that have been owned by people who mollycoddle them.
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 27, 2013, 12:45:35
Here it is. I found it for you:  :D

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=13479.msg148051#msg148051 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=13479.msg148051#msg148051)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 27, 2013, 12:55:35
Thanks Dave Yes that looks like it, but we were offered a lot better price than that,even though my head was saying yes they would have fixed all the issues,Reliabilty,so on I just could get the images of a friends fully restored(by Jag here)going up in flames,due to an electrical fault under the bonnet,the reason he got it restored,was it had caught fire once before,then I had a vision of what it would cost to fix an 8 speed auto,thats why we never when for the auto in the I30,if we were to keep them after the warranty period,I've heard figures of $4500+ to rebuilt one of these
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Post by: Phil №❶ on June 27, 2013, 13:07:07
Having 2 i30's for 1 Jag sounds about right. I couldn't get my head around that, in your original post.  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 28, 2013, 12:07:32
Phil, Yes I'm glad we didn't go that way,but our reasoning at the time was to buy a quality vehicle,as I would be almost living in it,between travelling to work and work I average around 2000K's a week,not a lot compared to some of my other friends who do linehaul(but I'm past all that) but having said that about a quality vehicle,even though these little blokes haven't got the finish or luxury comfort of the Jag and for the niggling little issues they have,we are more than happy with them.

I have come to get a happy medium with my driving styles now,as I have stated many times I like to do the speed limit,but then fuel economy had become an issue,I would always ask how many were getting the large milages,well I have just been using Bruce(6spd SLX) for the past two weeks,been getting up fifteen minutes earlier in the mornings and not exceeding 100kph unless needed to overtake,so other than the comfort,just like taking the truck everywhere,as that max's out at 101kph,well I have been checking the milages regularly,I have lost total confidence in the trip computer as this no where gets near the figures I'm am working out on my calculator and using Gonz's on line calculator,using the odometer milage and checking it against the Navman,latest regularfigures are 24.1 K's per litre(which relates to tad under 70 MPG)so I'm a happy camper,haven't lost that much speed,economy has levelled out to a nice figure and I haven't added that much more time to my trips,another big bonus is I have more warning to dodge the local wildlife,bonus for them to I suppose
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Post by: rustynutz on June 29, 2013, 00:52:56
using the odometer milage and checking it against the Navman<

How's it compare, Rick?
On my road trip last year I compared it with my Garmin GPS and it ended up something like 200k out over the 7500k I travelled...  :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 29, 2013, 03:56:07
using the odometer milage and checking it against the Navman<

How's it compare, Rick?
On my road trip last year I compared it with my Garmin GPS and it ended up something like 200k out over the 7500k I travelled...  :undecided:

Yes mine is about the same,I tend to do it over a set distance which with the two nav mans I have had is 102 K's from the bowser at Tomeo's(where I reset everything)to my driveway and it only reads 99 K's on my odometer,thats in Bruce anyhow,the gap in Cyril is smaller.
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on June 29, 2013, 04:18:05
using the odometer milage and checking it against the Navman<

How's it compare, Rick?
On my road trip last year I compared it with my Garmin GPS and it ended up something like 200k out over the 7500k I travelled...  :undecided:

Yes mine is about the same,I tend to do it over a set distance which with the two nav mans I have had is 102 K's from the bowser at Tomeo's(where I reset everything)to my driveway and it only reads 99 K's on my odometer,thats in Bruce anyhow,the gap in Cyril is smaller.
:whistler:
Great to hear that Cyril's gap isn't as big as Bruce's.
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Post by: Just Rick on June 29, 2013, 04:30:51
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on June 29, 2013, 06:14:07
Which way was the variance Rusty :question:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 29, 2013, 07:41:42
Which way was the variance Rusty :question:
In my case the Odometer was incorrect,when car companies built a 10% variance into their speedo's why not a variance in the odometers as well,but there is a silver lining in my case both cars are actually doing more miles by the nav man than the odometer,so I actually get to do and extra 450 K's before getting the service done(the odometer is not reading nough miles) truck I drive at work,the speedometer is spot on but the odometer is 38% out to the companies benefit.
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Post by: rustynutz on June 29, 2013, 09:25:40
Which way was the variance Rusty :question:

The car odometer showed less... :)
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on June 29, 2013, 09:29:48
I would have expected the reverse.  :Dunno:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on June 29, 2013, 09:51:49
I would have expected the reverse.  :Dunno:
At least Hyundai got one thing right  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on June 29, 2013, 10:30:08
I would have expected the reverse.  :Dunno:

'Tis in line with AlanHo's odometer error which he factors in for when working out his fuel economy figures.  :)

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9323.msg107972#msg107972 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9323.msg107972#msg107972)
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on June 29, 2013, 11:53:33
I would have expected the reverse.  :Dunno:

'Tis in line with AlanHo's odometer error which he factors in for when working out his fuel economy figures.  :)

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9323.msg107972#msg107972 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9323.msg107972#msg107972)

Alan also took into consideration the Earth's curvature, wind velocity, solar flare activity, tide times, coefficient of friction of the asphalt, barometric pressure and background radiation.  :rofl:
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Post by: rustynutz on June 29, 2013, 12:01:16
Me thinks you're exaggerating, UM...I don't ever recall him saying he made allowances for wind... :p
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on June 29, 2013, 12:04:09
I would have expected the reverse.  :Dunno:

'Tis in line with AlanHo's odometer error which he factors in for when working out his fuel economy figures.  :)

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9323.msg107972#msg107972 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9323.msg107972#msg107972)

Alan also took into consideration the Earth's curvature, wind velocity, solar flare activity, tide times, coefficient of friction of the asphalt, barometric pressure and background radiation.  :rofl:

 :brilliant: and possibly a little bit true.  :winker: :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on June 29, 2013, 12:33:58
Me thinks you're exaggerating, UM...I don't ever recall him saying he made allowances for wind... :p

OK, I'll take the wind bit back. I admit, I was being a little loose with the truth.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on June 29, 2013, 13:05:35
Me thinks you're exaggerating, UM...I don't ever recall him saying he made allowances for wind... :p

OK, I'll take the wind bit back. I admit, I was being a little loose with the truth.  :mrgreen:
So.. now you've got wind?
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on June 29, 2013, 13:20:05
Loose wind at that.....
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on July 01, 2013, 10:51:04
Loved this one,oldie but a real goodie and is also the right time of the year

 At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the ATO agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said,
 
 "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

 "Good question," noted the CEO.
 
 "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
 
 "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
 
 "What about all these plaster purchases?
 
 What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
 
 "Ah, yes," replied the CEO, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
 
 "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
 
 "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CEO
 
 "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
 
 "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CEO.
 
 "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Australian Tax Office and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
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Post by: Doggie 1 on July 01, 2013, 10:57:14
 :rofl:
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Post by: Dazzler on July 01, 2013, 11:01:58
Yes Rick THAT one is good  :winker: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on July 01, 2013, 12:09:16
 :rofl: :judges:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on July 01, 2013, 12:10:50
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on July 01, 2013, 12:40:44
So. Who's game enough to attach that joke to their tax return this year? :happydance:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on July 01, 2013, 13:40:37
So. Who's game enough to attach that joke to their tax return this year? :happydance:
I may be an Idiot,but not that bigger Idiot  :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on July 01, 2013, 17:00:05
Loved this one,oldie but a real goodie and is also the right time of the year

 At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the ATO agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said,
 
 "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

 "Good question," noted the CEO.
 
 "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
 
 "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
 
 "What about all these plaster purchases?
 
 What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
 
 "Ah, yes," replied the CEO, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
 
 "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
 
 "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CEO
 
 "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
 
 "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CEO.
 
 "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Australian Tax Office and about once a year they send us a complete dick."

Safe june 2011


https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0
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Post by: Just Rick on July 02, 2013, 12:20:55

Safe june 2011


https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0)

How do you find these things,I try to do a search and find everything but what I'm looking for
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Post by: Dazzler on July 02, 2013, 13:49:35

Safe june 2011


https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0)

How do you find these things,I try to do a search and find everything but what I'm looking for

 Yeah that happens to me too  :rolleyes:  (I just found a sock I lost last week) :Shocked:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on July 02, 2013, 16:02:51

Safe june 2011


https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0)

How do you find these things,I try to do a search and find everything but what I'm looking for

 Yeah that happens to me too  :rolleyes:  (I just found a sock I lost last week) :Shocked:


I've just found one and I need another for the pair
What colour?
left or right foot?
:snigger:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: eye30 on July 02, 2013, 16:04:11

Safe june 2011


https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0)

How do you find these things,I try to do a search and find everything but what I'm looking for

 :yahoo: :drinks:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on July 02, 2013, 22:37:38

Safe june 2011


https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0 (https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=9814.0)

How do you find these things,I try to do a search and find everything but what I'm looking for

Search me!  :Dunno:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 04, 2013, 05:29:53
I'm thinking group discount.....

Supposed to be a picture Of Rusty's book here,but it didn't work.
Brought this here from the Bullbar thread as I was getting way off topic,I have had a bad week,both with my own health and I got some upsetting news about my younger brothers health also.

Thought I get depressed and anger about my own situation,I can accept that is of my own doing,for things I have done in the past
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 04, 2013, 05:31:13
Gee, that's no good Rick. I hope everything is reasonably OK.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 04, 2013, 05:39:27
Thankfully I don't own a firearm
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 04, 2013, 05:40:04
 :undecided:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on August 04, 2013, 05:41:45
Gee, that's no good Rick. I hope everything is reasonably OK.

 :whsaid:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on August 04, 2013, 05:42:09
Unfortunately, age wearies us all, some faster than others. I don't need to tell you to live each day to the max. The main thing is to address what troubles you and learn to cope with it, (easier said than done, I know), or it will continue to affect you tomorrow, and the day after, etc.

You have mates and hopefully, family support.  :neutral:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Dazzler on August 04, 2013, 12:50:29
Thankfully I don't own a firearm

 :Shocked: :sweating:

Hang in there M8 for yours and your brother's sake (and for Sue and your family on here)  :confused:

It might sound a bit calous, but time sorts everything out, one way or the other ... :cool:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 06, 2013, 04:25:58
Couldn't find the thread we were talking about the Misfueller devices,I recieved mine today,although they fit,you have to remove the old cap,I now understand how they work,but one big disadvantage,you won't be able to use the high flow pumps any more with one of these caps fitted,I'll be going up the local servo(if able) to try it out later today
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on August 06, 2013, 07:50:39
Rick, when I put mine on, I didn't lock the fitting according to instructions, so I can just open it up like
I used to, after I've made sure the pipe fit first. I also used some pliers to push the umbilical cord out of the actual cap, left the other end attached so it can be refitted when the car is sold.
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 06, 2013, 13:08:42
Rick, when I put mine on, I didn't lock the fitting according to instructions, so I can just open it up like
I used to, after I've made sure the pipe fit first. I also used some pliers to push the umbilical cord out of the actual cap, left the other end attached so it can be refitted when the car is sold.

Lock the fitting,instructions,oops better go read them  :lol: I did actually use my fingers to depress the umbilical cord clip and have the two caps and the spouts which do not have to be used on Bruce and Cyril,in seal lock bags,in the garage
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Phil №❶ on August 06, 2013, 13:18:45
You must have very strong fingers, it was hard to do with pliers, for me. :(. Mine are in bags too.  :goodjob2:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 06, 2013, 13:53:09
You must have very strong fingers, it was hard to do with pliers, for me. :(. Mine are in bags too.  :goodjob2:
Years of twitching fencing wire,without pleirs or aids has sort of turned my hands into pliers on their own  :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on August 06, 2013, 13:55:50
How's your nutcracker, Rick? :lol:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 06, 2013, 13:57:49
How's your nutcracker, Rick? :lol:
Not sure at the moment she's in the other room  :whistler: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on August 06, 2013, 14:04:01
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 07, 2013, 15:47:30
Is my avatar giving you nightmares,if so,good,my job  here(not hear) is done
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 08, 2013, 00:26:45
No, not at all Rick.
I've met you before and got over my nightmares months ago, with the help of counselling.  :rofl:
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Post by: rustynutz on August 08, 2013, 00:34:56
Jesus! You could've warned me, Rick.... :eek:

You've turned me off my brekky now.... :blubber:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 08, 2013, 00:39:50
At least we know what Justin Bieber will look like when he's old.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on August 08, 2013, 00:40:37
Don't take any notice Rick, Rusty's just jealous.  :snigger:

I reckon you'd make a good villain in a movie Rick. :goodjob2:
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Post by: Dazzler on August 08, 2013, 02:57:47
I've got a bigger version plastered on my office door thanks Rick.. Does a great job of keeping the grandkids out of my stuff.. :happydance:

Payback for the lollies and trenchcoat gag ... :winker:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 08, 2013, 05:24:27
Don't take any notice Rick, Rusty's just jealous.  :snigger:

I reckon you'd make a good villain in a movie Rick. :goodjob2:

Part in a movie might be a nice change from crunching gears,probably pays better as well  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 08, 2013, 05:26:31
I've got a bigger version plastered on my office door thanks Rick.. Does a great job of keeping the grandkids out of my stuff.. :happydance:

Payback for the lollies and trenchcoat gag ... :winker:

Your pretty lucky then Dazz,Kids normally hang all over me,it's called fasination of the horrible  :whistler:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on August 08, 2013, 08:50:48
Don't take any notice Rick, Rusty's just jealous.  :snigger:

I reckon you'd make a good villain in a movie Rick. :goodjob2:

Part in a movie might be a nice change from crunching gears,probably pays better as well  :rofl:

I was thinking of a driver in a get away car, so you can still crunch the gears.  :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 08, 2013, 09:24:36
Don't take any notice Rick, Rusty's just jealous.  :snigger:

I reckon you'd make a good villain in a movie Rick. :goodjob2:

Part in a movie might be a nice change from crunching gears,probably pays better as well  :rofl:


I was thinking of a driver in a get away car, so you can still crunch the gears.  :lol:
:rofl: probably give me an Auto so they can save moeny editing out the grinding(gears that is)  :rofl:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on August 08, 2013, 09:26:24
 :goodjob2: :goodjob: I still think you'd be good at it.  :lol:

Where's Homicide, Division 4 & Matlock. Those were the days.
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Post by: Surferdude on August 08, 2013, 09:50:19
:goodjob2: :goodjob: I still think you'd be good at it.  :lol:

Where's Homicide, Division 4 & Matlock. Those were the days.
Little bit of trivia about Division 4 and Matlock Police. Their resident stunt driver was one P. Brock. No not Peter; Phil. Quite a quick pedaller in his own right and he eventually moved to Qld and ran a high performance tuning business at Springwood. Drove a V8 Commodore in rallies up here for a while and my brother navigated for him.
Phil is about 6'6" tall. Nicknamed "Splitpin".

IMHO a much nice bloke than his brother. :whistler:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 08, 2013, 09:52:32
Trev, I never knew that.
I was certainly well aware of Phil and how he was a great driver but never found fame like Peter, but I didn't know he did the stunt work for those iconic Australian police shows.
I used to love watching those as a teenager.
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Post by: Surferdude on August 08, 2013, 09:57:11
Trev, I never knew that.
I was certainly well aware of Phil and how he was a great driver but never found fame like Peter, but I didn't know he did the stunt work for those iconic Australian police shows.
I used to love watching those as a teenager.
He played a baddy as well in some of them.
Drove at Bathurst as well.
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Post by: Surferdude on August 08, 2013, 10:06:57
IMDb isn't complete either. I'm also puzzled by "Bony" being shown as 1992. I remember it in B&W. Must have remade it. Same with Skippy. I didn't know they made any Skippy in 1992. You learn something new every day. :Shocked:

Stunts (11 titles)
1992 Bony (TV series) (stunts)
 
1992 The Adventures of Skippy (TV series) (stunt coordinator - 2 episodes)
– Skippy and the Polluted River (1992) (stunt coordinator)
– Skippy and the Hammond Family (1992) (stunt coordinator)
 
1990 Bloodmoon (stunt coordinator)
 
1987 Frenchman's Farm (stunt coordinator)
 
1987 Watch the Shadows Dance (stunt double)
 
1986 Dead End Drive-In (stunts)
 
1985 Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (stunts)
 
1983 A Slice of Life (stunt coordinator - uncredited)
 
1979 Thirst (stunts)
 
1979 Mad Max (stunt team)
 
1979 Prisoner (TV series) (stunt driver)
 
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Post by: rustynutz on August 08, 2013, 11:21:22
Skippy (from 1992) starred Andrew Clarke and Simon James.....  :D
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: rustynutz on August 08, 2013, 11:29:24
I remember Bony...
Wasn't there a bit of a kerfuffle over Cameron Daddo being cast as an aboriginal?  :undecided:
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Post by: Surferdude on August 08, 2013, 11:43:56
I remember Bony...
Wasn't there a bit of a kerfuffle over Cameron Daddo being cast as an aboriginal?  :undecided:
Yeah. Now that you mention it, I remember that. I only ever saw the early 70's version though. And that guy was a Kiwi. :disapp:
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Post by: rustynutz on August 08, 2013, 12:00:47
Just discovered the 1972 Bony was actually spelt "Boney".....  :undecided:
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Post by: The Gonz on August 08, 2013, 12:01:37
That's right, and he was quite slim. :D
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Post by: Just Rick on August 08, 2013, 12:04:11
I remember Bony...
Wasn't there a bit of a kerfuffle over Cameron Daddo being cast as an aboriginal?  :undecided:

wonder what James Laurenson is doing these days (original Bony that I remember),the Kerfuffle wasn't the fact that Cameron Daddo was cast as Bony it was the fact that he( Bony ) was actually portrayed as a white man,Bony the original series was a fictional story of a half cast detective taken from Arthur Upfield novels,I remember when we used to watch it Sue would always pick it too pieces,as she does with tele novels that are made these days,even movies created from Books,it is a nightmare watching them with Sue,I didn't really get into the second remake of the series in 92,wasn't as good as the first
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Post by: Dazzler on August 08, 2013, 12:08:03
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Laurenson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Laurenson)
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Post by: Just Rick on August 08, 2013, 12:09:41
speaking of old series,talking of Homicide a division four,there is an add on tele now they're bringing the series back(old one) an they show a scene of the old division four XP falcon in a chase with an old Vauxhual Velox doing all of 20 MPH very funny to watch these days
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Post by: Just Rick on August 08, 2013, 12:14:14
Thats an interesting read,I didn't realise this series was also criticised for casting a non aboriginal for the part of Boney,I always thought thats why James Lauresen got the part because he actually looked like a half cast,there you go
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Post by: Surferdude on August 08, 2013, 12:17:54
Thats an interesting read,I didn't realise this series was also criticised for casting a non aboriginal for the part of Boney,I always thought thats why James Lauresen got the part because he actually looked like a half cast,there you go
I'm sure that IS why he got the part. I guess they couldn't find an aboriginal actor at the time.
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Post by: Just Rick on August 08, 2013, 12:33:58
Thats an interesting read,I didn't realise this series was also criticised for casting a non aboriginal for the part of Boney,I always thought thats why James Lauresen got the part because he actually looked like a half cast,there you go
I'm sure that IS why he got the part. I guess they couldn't find an aboriginal actor at the time.
Which seems odd as there has always been some very good ones even back then
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Post by: Phil №❶ on August 08, 2013, 12:49:05
speaking of old series,talking of Homicide a division four,there is an add on tele now they're bringing the series back(old one) an they show a scene of the old division four XP falcon in a chase with an old Vauxhual Velox doing all of 20 MPH very funny to watch these days

Keep us posted Rick, I don't want to miss that.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 09, 2013, 06:58:28
Now THIS IS an R Rated Joke if you are easily offended PLEASE DO NOT READ
Is this Enough Warning for Everyone
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Post by: The Gonz on August 10, 2013, 02:00:58
 :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 10, 2013, 06:05:44
Yes made me nearly choke with laughter  :goodjob2:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 12, 2013, 14:25:37
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.

Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. ...

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit.

They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend away.

Their first night there, she undressed as he did.

There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same- she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit-
but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 12, 2013, 14:26:53
You're a very naughty boy.  :TutTut:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 12, 2013, 14:35:54
You're a very naughty boy.  :TutTut:


WHHAAAATTTTTTTT!  :lol:
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Post by: Dazzler on August 13, 2013, 00:51:05
So he conned'em off her then?  :snigger:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: The Gonz on August 13, 2013, 09:37:01
 :lol: Gotta watch out for the ones in black hats.
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Post by: Just Rick on August 13, 2013, 13:32:43
speaking of old series,talking of Homicide a division four,there is an add on tele now they're bringing the series back(old one) an they show a scene of the old division four XP falcon in a chase with an old Vauxhual Velox doing all of 20 MPH very funny to watch these days

Keep us posted Rick, I don't want to miss that.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Me being the Richard Cranium I am and only half watching TV most times,it was an advert for homocide,but it is Crawford productions selling the tseries on DVD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------did anyone notice my deliberate Typo
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Post by: Just Rick on August 13, 2013, 14:32:00
A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He
was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he
did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with
him.
...
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came
into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed
his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an
oral thermometer."

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled
over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under
his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half
hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever
seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 13, 2013, 14:35:27
 :rofl:

Nurses. Can't live without 'em.
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Post by: rustynutz on August 13, 2013, 15:04:09
Can't live with them either...  :P
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Post by: Surferdude on August 13, 2013, 20:52:45
speaking of old series,talking of Homicide a division four,there is an add on tele now they're bringing the series back(old one) an they show a scene of the old division four XP falcon in a chase with an old Vauxhual Velox doing all of 20 MPH very funny to watch these days

Keep us posted Rick, I don't want to miss that.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Me being the Richard Cranium I am and only half watching TV most times,it was an advert for homocide,but it is Crawford productions selling the tseries on DVD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------did anyone notice my deliberate Typo
Funny you should say that. You had me doubting my memory.  was sure Division 4 was past the XP Falcon era. :-[
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Post by: Just Rick on August 18, 2013, 02:28:58
The wooden ball
An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut,
But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 18, 2013, 06:01:20
Boys Enjoying Some Sun
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Dazzler on August 18, 2013, 06:22:44
No wonder you like goggle eye Sprites Rick  :cool: :winker:
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Post by: AlanHo on August 18, 2013, 06:41:09
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/AlanHo1937/i30%20Forum/cars_zps28e5a120.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/AlanHo1937/media/i30%20Forum/cars_zps28e5a120.jpg.html)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 18, 2013, 07:00:51
 :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 18, 2013, 12:24:43
Alan that was Freaking Hilarious,I can't stop laughing,I love it,I don't seem to have the photo program to do that sort of thing,Very good :goodjob2: :goodjob:  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 18, 2013, 12:28:33
No wonder you like goggle eye Sprites Rick  :cool: :winker:
Bug eyed Sprite is the terminology Dazz  :lol: ,if I had the coin and could get a good one I would,not sure what I'd do with it,because I know for fact,I'm a tad to big for them.  :whistler:
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Post by: rustynutz on August 18, 2013, 12:43:12
You might wanna buy these, Rick....   :undecided:

:link: (http://www.motoquipe.com.au/buy/car-eyelashes-for-headlights-stick-on-eye-lash-decoration/7020?gclid=CPv01sb0hrkCFQgSpAodq2wAqw)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 18, 2013, 12:51:45
Aw, cute.
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Post by: Just Rick on August 18, 2013, 15:03:10
You might wanna buy these, Rick....   :undecided:

:link: (http://www.motoquipe.com.au/buy/car-eyelashes-for-headlights-stick-on-eye-lash-decoration/7020?gclid=CPv01sb0hrkCFQgSpAodq2wAqw)
I have seen PPL with these on their cars,a fair few times,I put them in the same class as PPL who have commodores and stick Chev badges on them,tosspots,Tossers,Idiots,Zoobs,Yobbo's,Dick Heads,take your pick
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Post by: Dazzler on August 18, 2013, 23:35:37
I have seen PPL with these on their cars,a fair few times,I put them in the same class as PPL who have commodores and stick Chev badges on them,tosspots,Tossers,Idiots,Zoobs,Yobbo's,Dick Heads,take your pick

Gee hope nobody on the forum has some then  :sweating:

Shambles must have modified the swear filter (the W word used to default to "tosser")  :wacko:
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Post by: rustynutz on August 19, 2013, 04:31:57
Shambles must have modified the swear filter (the W word used to default to "tosser")  :wacko:

Which, in my opinion is no better... :lol:
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Post by: Surferdude on August 19, 2013, 06:22:35
Shambles must have modified the swear filter (the W word used to default to "tosser")  :wacko:

Which, in my opinion is no better... :lol:
Well, they do mean the same thing.
"Tosser" = "one who tosses off".   :whistler:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Shambles on August 19, 2013, 08:12:06
Quote from: Dazzler
Shambles must have modified the swear filter (the W word used to default to "tosser") 

Umm.. no. The filter only works on complete words, and Rick's was pluralised  :undecided:

Filter updated... :lol:
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Post by: AlanHo on August 19, 2013, 09:14:11
tosspots.....I typed w*nkers................. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on August 19, 2013, 10:09:13
Wankers


 :mrgreen: :happydance:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: AlanHo on August 19, 2013, 11:10:30
Wanker...................... :rofl:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Surferdude on August 19, 2013, 11:13:12
 :Ouch:

Shambles is plotting our punishment as we speak.  :workitout:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on August 19, 2013, 12:13:41
My Missus thinks I'm mad,I can't stop laughing,I'll be nice this time she doesn't like either word the W or the T words and bugger me if I accidentally forgot myself and say the C word,mind you I have to be extremely upset to use that one I don't particularly like it either(still wiping tears from my face)
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Post by: The Gonz on August 25, 2013, 02:43:17
I've had so many enquiries about my yoghurt that I've whipped up a quick basic website, so now I just reply with the link. :goodjob:

If anyone is interested to learn my method or critique the way I provide the information for improvement, please go right ahead. :D

>> YoGonz (http://people.aapt.net.au/~ferngonz/yoghurt/) <<
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Post by: Just Rick on August 25, 2013, 06:54:10
Very Interesting Gonz
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Post by: AlanHo on August 25, 2013, 07:24:33
Our UK members can buy the kit from here...

http://www.lakeland.co.uk/7531/EasiYo-Yoghurt-Maker (http://www.lakeland.co.uk/7531/EasiYo-Yoghurt-Maker)

My wife is an avid Yoghurt consumer and very frugal (I am not). I just might be tempted to buy her one.
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Post by: Just Rick on August 31, 2013, 12:41:17
Got caught having a pee in the local swimming pool








Bugger me If the lifeguard,didn't yell at me that loud,I dang near fell in.
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Post by: rustynutz on August 31, 2013, 12:47:11
I like it... :goodjob:

Reminds me of a late night swim we had at a certain Hotel pool in Lakes Entrance many years ago...  :whistler:

First time I've ever seen a pool with a beer head....  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 31, 2013, 12:48:09
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Car !
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Post by: Just Rick on August 31, 2013, 12:49:51
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.



Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.

"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
...
"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm.

I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."

"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life.

My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."

"That's great," said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolours."

"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"

"Well, just one problem," said the golfer.

"Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache.
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 31, 2013, 13:16:19
I like it... :goodjob:

Reminds me of a late night swim we had at a certain Hotel pool in Lakes Entrance many years ago...  :whistler:

First time I've ever seen a pool with a beer head....  :rofl:

There's nothing wrong with a bit of head in the swimming pool.  :neutral:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 31, 2013, 13:22:13
 :disapp: I'm shocked  :Shocked:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 31, 2013, 13:28:04
That would be the electric wire in the water, Rick.
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Post by: Just Rick on September 01, 2013, 11:56:26
I know this has been brought up so many times in the servicing threads,but the other day I went to a large,Hyundai dealership,to pick up a rear wiper blade,yes I know you can replace them,which I did,but was not 100% happy with the way it cleaned the rear window,anyhow I digress,while theirI managed o order a tin of touch up,but I also got a quote for a 90,000 K service,I was just gob smacked at the price.

Why do we as consumers put up with it,well I know I don't I supply my own consumables,but there are so many out there that just pay the money
here' the breakdown

Hyundai                                                    What I can get the parts for(either Hyundai or Ryco

Gasket Drain Plug 1 $3.53                                                 Free included with filter
Service kit Oil Filter 1 $33.59                                             Ryco R2695P $18.20/$12.10 if you get trade
Filter Air Cleaner 1 $35.40                                                 Ryco $22.10/$$16.65 if you get trade
Fuel filter Cartridge 1 $116.68                                            Ryco $32.10/Hy online $38.00
Fuel treatment $11.64(this was the only one cheaper            Generic $15.80
Brake fluid 1 $37.14                                                          Penrite $12.50
Clutch Fluid 1 $37.14                                                         Penrite $12.50
Gearbox Oil 2 $33.90                                                         Penrite 5Ltrs $39.80
Radiator Coolant (50%) 3.4 $53.70                                      Penrite (50%) 5ltrs $42.80
Top up fluids 1 $4.55                                                         Haven't they already done this with changing
Engine oil(ACEA B4) $101.49                                               Penrite HPR 5 $59.90 (6 ltrs)

so at the bare minimum,I can knock off $225.88 off of their quoted $868.86. bringing this service back to $642.98 @ Hy,bu then if I use my own Mechanic,he can do the same service with me supplying consumables for $280.

Now when I questioned the service department girl why,she looked at me dumbfounded and could only reply this is what is RRP quoted by Hyundai,that they can charge, she simply didn't understand what I was getting at,I a simple dumbass Mr Public can get parts and oils cheaper than a huge multi national company and the PPL I am buying these parts and oils from are still making their profit margins,Hyundai wonders why some PPL are not using them other than for warranty work.

COME ON HYUNDAI LIFT YOUR F*&#ing GAME
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 01, 2013, 12:15:34
I have to agree.
The 90k service is where they lost me for good.
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Post by: Dazzler on September 01, 2013, 12:41:11
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Car !

 :brilliant:

... Is that why when I see a woman in a leather dress I want to get in her? :-[  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 01, 2013, 12:47:43
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?

Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new Car !


 :brilliant:

... Is that why when I see a woman in a leather dress I want to get in her? :-[  :rofl:

and go for a ride Eh Dazz  :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 01, 2013, 12:48:04
 :rofl:

Don't you mean sit on her?
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Post by: Dazzler on September 01, 2013, 13:10:22
:rofl:

Don't you mean sit on her?
No  :P
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Post by: Just Rick on September 06, 2013, 14:51:21
Lodgical Thinking
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man.”

“How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave.”
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 07, 2013, 08:22:02
 :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 08, 2013, 13:50:32
Has anyone else been following AGT since it started or am I the only loser who has nothing else to do in life than watch talent shows,but that Dami  :wtf: how freaking incredible is this girl,if you didn't know it you'd swear she's been singing for years. :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 08, 2013, 13:51:48
No, rather watch cooking shows.  :razz:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 08, 2013, 14:10:31
No, rather watch cooking shows.  :razz:
Bugger that I get fat just talking about food these days  :lol: let alone watching them make it.
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Post by: Dazzler on September 08, 2013, 23:25:09
Has anyone else been following AGT since it started or am I the only loser who has nothing else to do in life than watch talent shows,but that Dami  :wtf: how freaking incredible is this girl,if you didn't know it you'd swear she's been singing for years. :goodjob2: :goodjob:

Yes mate I like talent shows too Rick (You mean X-factor BTW) AGT is a bit ordinary this year (the limited amount I have seen - only a few good acts)

But some good ones in the X factor top 12 top 10 
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Post by: Just Rick on September 09, 2013, 12:59:20
Has anyone else been following AGT since it started or am I the only loser who has nothing else to do in life than watch talent shows,but that Dami  :wtf: how freaking incredible is this girl,if you didn't know it you'd swear she's been singing for years. :goodjob2: :goodjob:

Yes mate I like talent shows too Rick (You mean X-factor BTW) AGT is a bit ordinary this year (the limited amount I have seen - only a few good acts)

But some good ones in the X factor top 12 top 10
Yeah sorry got my shows mixed up,we are able to watch both as AGT is replayed on the Saturday before the new show on the sunday when it clashes with X factor,There where two brilliant acts on AGT last week a 13 YO and a 59 YO both females
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Post by: Just Rick on September 09, 2013, 13:03:43
Where the Flock has my life gone,only seemed like last year our little girl was toddling around the back yard,chasing the chooks,leading a wild Donkey around by the front legs,then later giving me premature aging by going out with boys,then a little later having our first of three Grandchildren,today was her thirty third Birthday,Geezzuz I feel old some days
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Post by: The Gonz on September 09, 2013, 14:09:11
Celebrate your good long life, Rick. :happydance:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 10, 2013, 12:39:51
Please don't Read if you are easily offended,but I thought it funny
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Post by: Just Rick on September 10, 2013, 12:41:14
Oldie but a goodie
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her ...
Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat.. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting in the house.
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said...
(

(I

.
.
“FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.”
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Post by: Dazzler on September 10, 2013, 12:44:52
 :baps: for the quiz show one

and

 :groan: for the Paint one ...
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Post by: Just Rick on September 10, 2013, 13:08:55
well had to get a laugh out of one of em  :whistler:
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Post by: eye30 on September 10, 2013, 13:23:51
Those are as bad as one we had a week or so ago.....

Where does the general keep him armies




Up his sleevies
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 12, 2013, 08:27:13
I quite like the quiz show one.  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 13, 2013, 12:44:24
I quite like the quiz show one.  :rofl:
Yes I thought it hilarious
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Post by: Just Rick on September 13, 2013, 13:04:13
Finally got my replacement truck today,Mack Vision 435 Day cab,good points,quite(for a prime mover)comfortable,very nice and easy to drive(wasn't and Auto,Bummer)bad point,turntable was too far forward,did one load and had to take it too the workshop to have a couple of things changed.

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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 13, 2013, 13:09:29
Congratulations.  :goodjob:
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Post by: AlanHo on September 13, 2013, 13:13:33
How about some photos................ :hatoff:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 13, 2013, 13:18:09
How about some photos................ :hatoff:

Yeah will do next week when I get it back,have a bit of cleaning up to do the previous driver over East was not a neat freak,so I have to knock it into shape,I detest driving a dirty Truck
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Post by: Just Rick on September 13, 2013, 13:52:50
worked out how to get a picture tonight,this is a picture of 2078,the one I have just taken charge of is 2079,identical truck,mind you I tow different trailers,but gives you an idea of what it looks like
(http://i.imgur.com/QJO6zoS.jpg)
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Post by: Shambles on September 13, 2013, 14:20:43
Quote from: Rick
... this is a picture of 2078 ...

Does it have anything to do with fecal matter collection, signwritten on the back?
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Post by: Just Rick on September 13, 2013, 15:24:32
Quote from: Rick
... this is a picture of 2078 ...

Does it have anything to do with fecal matter collection, signwritten on the back?
:rofl: no that's what drives it  :lol:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 13, 2013, 23:51:07
Try not to break this one, Rick.  :razz:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 14, 2013, 11:43:15
Thanks to my Daughter I AM now ready for Walmart  :lol:
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Post by: Dazzler on September 14, 2013, 11:49:57
 :rofl: :cool!:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 14, 2013, 11:57:59
And brave.
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Post by: Just Rick on September 14, 2013, 12:02:40
Now I have two outfits for when they release Walmart here,this and the bike suit  :whistler:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 14, 2013, 12:07:49
You really are a card, Rick.  :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 14, 2013, 12:10:54
Someone has to be the village Idiot Phil,may as well be me  :lol:
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Post by: Shambles on September 14, 2013, 12:21:21
Quote from: I am A Nice Member
Someone has to be the village Idiot Phil,may as well be me  :lol:

You'll have to apply for that position as eye30 hasn't vacated it yet :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 14, 2013, 12:24:35
Quote from: I am A Nice Member
Someone has to be the village Idiot Phil,may as well be me  :lol:

You'll have to apply for that position as eye30 hasn't vacated it yet :rofl:
:goodjob2: we can share the job one for each hemisphere  :goodjob:
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Post by: AlanHo on September 14, 2013, 12:53:24
You look like a suicide bomber with all that stuff strapped around you.

Surely things are not that bad (and how would you cope with 40 virgins?).................. :rofl:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 14, 2013, 12:57:20
It may well depend on the gender.
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Post by: rustynutz on September 14, 2013, 13:39:40
You look very sophisticated, Rick....  :snigger:  :goodjob:
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Post by: Surferdude on September 14, 2013, 13:41:20
That's not as good as Dazzler's onesie. :snigger:
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Post by: Surferdude on September 14, 2013, 13:42:38
His has a nicer wand. :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 14, 2013, 13:54:23
His has a nicer wand. :goodjob:

And you would Know HOW  :Shocked: :rofl:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 15, 2013, 03:50:29
It kills little weeds.
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Post by: Just Rick on September 15, 2013, 06:10:29
 :blubber:                     :blubber:                           :blubber:

Surik I'm No Angel
      "ANGEL"
18/11/2002-15/09/2013

With Great Sadness we had ...
Too say goodbye this morning
Rest peacefully my baby girl
You have earnt your place at
Rainbowbridge,able to run free
and easy again,amongst old freinds
and family,enjoy your new found freedom
We will miss you,you have been a great
Family member and companion.
Goodbye Dear Friend
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Post by: rustynutz on September 15, 2013, 06:31:54
That's sad to hear, Rick.... :(

Manly hugz to you...
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Post by: Dazzler on September 15, 2013, 07:39:20
That's sad to hear, Rick.... :(

Manly hugz to you...

 :whsaid: Was it sudden and unexpected Rick.. You hadn't mentioned one of your dogs was poorly  :confused:
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Post by: The Gonz on September 15, 2013, 08:09:53
They give us so much. If only they would live longer. :'(
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on September 15, 2013, 08:23:09
Sad news, Rick. My sympathies, mate.

Maybe dogs do actually "love"us a much as we love them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2094157/Why-dog-really-DOES-love-just-treats-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2094157/Why-dog-really-DOES-love-just-treats-it.html)
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 15, 2013, 10:51:29
RIP BIG Dog. :blubber:

Always a tough time losing a pet. They are outlets for love and become family members, try not to focus on the negative, but rather, remember the fun times you had and be thankful you had the opportunity to share them.
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Post by: Surferdude on September 15, 2013, 11:06:47
His has a nicer wand. :goodjob:

And you would Know HOW  :Shocked: :rofl:
It's in his picture.

And my commiserations on your loss.

A beautifully written poem, too.
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Post by: Just Rick on September 15, 2013, 11:33:52
Dazz,even though Angel was an old dog,it is always unexpected,we sat in her room and had a cuddle last night when I put her to bed,this morning when I took her breakfast out to her she had gone.

Gonz with the Saints it is especially hard as they do not live as long as the smaller breeds,Sue and I should be more hardened to loosing them,but it NEVER gets easier,we where blessed with Angels company for just short of eleven years,if we do let puppies  go to new forever homes when and if we have litters,we always tell them any time over eight years is all bonus time,but we tend to forget that fact ourselves.

UM not matter what we ever do,they never judge us,other than wanting our love,they ask and ecpect nothing of us.

Phil we never focus on the negative as there is no negative of owning a Saint,as any pet you choose,all of our companions are family first,then show dog's and yes for me it is harder to loose one of my Babies.

SD many thanks for the condolences.

I always said,Angel would live for years,just to annoy Sue,although Sue loved her in her own way,Angel over the years had found ways to push Sue's buttons.

We have an Old Boy here(not quite as old as Angel),but he is in the later stages of congestive heart failure,we always though we would have to take him to the vets well before Angel left us,but some time during the night,the big boy upstairs decided it was time he needed a new companion,there is a new star shining tonight and another Guardian Angel looking over me.

Every time one of my babies leaves,a piece of my heart chips off and leaves with them,one day when it is my time,my heart will be complete again and we will all be re-united
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 15, 2013, 12:47:03
Gee, Rick. For a tough old bloke you really are softie at heart.  :goodjob2:
My condolences too for your loss mate.  :(
I was at a friend's place today and his dog and sole companion is ten years old and I know he will be totally devastated when she goes. She goes everywhere with him.
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Post by: Just Rick on September 15, 2013, 12:58:59
Gee, Rick. For a tough old bloke you really are softie at heart.  :goodjob2:
My condolences too for your loss mate.  :(
I was at a friend's place today and his dog and sole companion is ten years old and I know he will be totally devastated when she goes. She goes everywhere with him.

Thanks Dave
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Post by: kittikat on September 15, 2013, 13:35:13
Oh Rick, you have just brought me to tears.   :blubber:

I looked over at Tarnie sleeping on her couch (flat on her back, all four legs in the air, head tucked under a cushion) and realised how much I am dreading the day she crosses the rainbow bridge. I don't think my husband will cope. To be honest, me either.   :blubber:

Consider this a virtual hug.  :DoubleKiss:
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Post by: The Gonz on September 15, 2013, 13:40:57
Jeez, Rick, you're the first today to jerk a tear out of me and the second is Nkandu (lady next to me in the Show photos) when she posted this tonight:

3 min ad (http://gawker.com/this-three-minute-commercial-puts-full-length-hollywood-1309506149)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 15, 2013, 13:47:57
Wow, powerful.
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Post by: kittikat on September 15, 2013, 13:48:43
Gee, thanks Gonz.  :blubber:   Twice in half an hour.   
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Post by: Just Rick on September 15, 2013, 14:07:21
Yes far more stories like that around them we get to see
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Post by: FatBoy on September 16, 2013, 00:59:58
Rick and Gonz, you two basterds!!  You both had me tearing up!!

Thanks for posting!!
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Post by: Just Rick on September 23, 2013, 13:00:22
PLEASE Oh!! PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
This had my sick sense of humour in tears of laughter,you have been warned.  :rofl:
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Post by: rustynutz on September 23, 2013, 13:14:25
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Post by: Dazzler on September 23, 2013, 13:23:46
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But I was warned  :disapp:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 23, 2013, 13:36:15
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But I was warned  :disapp:

Just thinking about has me Laughing my clean A*#e Off  :rofl: I thought it was bleedin hilarious
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Post by: Shambles on September 23, 2013, 20:33:36
What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant?

I don't know, but it's not relevant.
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Post by: rustynutz on September 24, 2013, 00:20:05
 :goodjob: Steve....
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Post by: Just Rick on September 25, 2013, 14:23:15
This one is My newest Ride,lots of work,getting the chrome and alloys up to scratch,paint up to par,still working on the interior,now all I have to do is acquire some extra bits and pieces,if it can be done through the workshop,chrome hub covers and chrome wheel nut covers.
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Post by: eye30 on September 25, 2013, 14:30:56
I think we should call you Tonka Man or Yorke
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Post by: Just Rick on September 25, 2013, 14:42:07
I think we should call you Tonka Man or Yorke

Not sure what that means,but thanks  :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: eye30 on September 25, 2013, 15:30:28
Tonka manufactured hard wearing toy trucks
 see here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonka

Yorkie was a chocolate bar advertised by a truckie munching on it
See here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkie_(chocolate_bar)
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Post by: Dazzler on September 25, 2013, 23:15:50
Nice looking truck Rick  :goodjob:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 26, 2013, 00:00:28
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:
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Post by: Surferdude on September 26, 2013, 02:21:47
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:
An engine.

And diesel, too, I'll bet. :whistler:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 26, 2013, 02:57:41
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:
An engine.

And diesel, too, I'll bet. :whistler:

 :noshits: :)
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Post by: The Gonz on September 26, 2013, 09:51:31
I miss the huge Yorkie bars I could get in the UK. :blubber:
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Post by: rustynutz on September 26, 2013, 10:41:16
Yorkie bar...sounds like something I leave in the toilet...  :undecided:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 26, 2013, 10:50:23
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:
It's only a baby,a 435HP Mack MP8,but can be tuned to up to 500HP
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Post by: Just Rick on September 26, 2013, 10:52:31
Yorkie bar...sounds like something I leave in the toilet...  :undecided:
I was thinking more on the line of a Yorkie with a Bar  :rofl: and if it was that we'd have to worry about Gonz  :lol:
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Post by: rustynutz on September 26, 2013, 10:53:06
Looks nice and neat Rick-p, what's under the hood :question:
It's only a baby,a 435HP Mack MP8,but can be tuned to up to 500HP

So it's more a junior burger than a Big Mack then?  :whistler:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 26, 2013, 11:13:22
 :rofl: :rofl: Yeah a Snack Pack
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Post by: rustynutz on September 26, 2013, 11:38:22
If it wasn't for snack pack a Rick would starve...  :lol:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 26, 2013, 12:44:55
Looking good.  :goodjob:
I'll keep an eye out for it.
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Post by: Just Rick on September 26, 2013, 12:52:40
I'm heading to Pinjarra in the morning then the wharf
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Post by: Doggie 1 on September 26, 2013, 12:55:16
Hey, that's my home town.
Whereabouts in Pinjarra? To the refinery?
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Post by: Just Rick on September 30, 2013, 09:46:33
More Jokes.

Where the Hell have you been!


Wife - "Where the hell have you been?
You said you'd be done with golf by noon!

" Husband - "I'm so sorry Honey. but you probably don't want to hear the

reason....

" Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it NOW !

" Husband - "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse, I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the Button...... On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.
I changed it in a jiffy, and next she's offering me money.
Of course I refuse it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton - and begs me to stop so she can buy me a beer.

She's such a sweetie, I said yes.
Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four,
and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other.
Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton
less than 50 steps from our table.

She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.
Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ..... the talking stopped....and we proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable.
It must have gone on for hours because before I know it the clock says 5:30.
... I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am.
............ There. You wanted the truth....you got it.

Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!

and a second for you,this one brought a smile to the face.
"G'day mate, Helpline here. What's the problem?"

Caller to the Australian Help Line

"I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by
a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"

Australian Helpline Operator: "Bummer!"

Caller: "Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.”

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on September 30, 2013, 09:50:24
Luv em, Rick. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 30, 2013, 10:18:48
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :goodjob2:
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Post by: The Gonz on September 30, 2013, 10:38:50
Something very HOSsy about that second one, Rick. :whistler:
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Post by: Dazzler on September 30, 2013, 11:11:44
Something very HOSsy about that second one, Rick. :whistler:

 :whsaid:

Actually both of them... :whistler:
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on September 30, 2013, 11:22:23
Something very HOSsy about that second one, Rick. :whistler:

Same wasp, different phone call, Gonz.  :'(
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Post by: Just Rick on September 30, 2013, 12:25:09
Just jealous they can't come up with decent jokes  :rofl: I can't remember either of them lately and I'm useless at using the search function.
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on September 30, 2013, 13:11:08
Just jealous they can't come up with decent jokes  :rofl: I can't remember either of them lately and I'm useless at using the search function.

I'm with you, Rick. :D
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Post by: Just Rick on October 03, 2013, 13:34:21
What a friggin day,removed,cleaned and polished 60 chrome wheel nut covers,in amongst doing my deliveries,150 tonne of steel,and 24 tonne of tyres
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Post by: eye30 on October 03, 2013, 15:56:18
What a friggin day,removed,cleaned and polished 60 chrome wheel nut covers,in amongst doing my deliveries,150 tonne of steel,and 24 tonne of tyres

After doing all that I think you would be Rick-WITH a P (P'd off)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on October 04, 2013, 01:44:06
I'll be looking for your shiny nuts on the road, rick.  :)
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Post by: Just Rick on October 04, 2013, 12:48:22
Save you the trouble Dave,wouldn't want you to be dazzled as you drove past LOL
(click to show/hide)

Lot of work,but hey they pay me to work so I do all this while I'm waiting to be loaded or unloaded,or waiting to get onto a loading bay,as you can see spend a lot of time waiting,started cleaning up the chassis today,mind you didn't get far,now that is hard work
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Post by: Dazzler on October 04, 2013, 14:53:16
:goodjob: Rick:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on October 04, 2013, 15:58:11
Nice pose in the reflection too.  :goodjob2:
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Post by: Just Rick on October 05, 2013, 10:30:58
Yes looking at the first one I have no idea how I was standing,looks like I was standing on one leg  :eek:

Have a breed Walk,pet promo  down at South Perth Foreshore tomorrow,probably won't be able to stand at all after that,not sure how many Dog's I'm taking yet. :confused:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on October 05, 2013, 10:57:04
However many, the i30'll take it.  :goodjob2:
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Post by: Just Rick on October 05, 2013, 11:53:37
However many, the i30'll take it.  :goodjob2:
hope so Phil the dog trailers already hooked up to Bruce,just have to organise the over excited rabble,load em up and head off  :lol:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on October 05, 2013, 11:55:09
Hey, enjoy the moment, Rick.  :goodjob2:
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Post by: The Gonz on October 05, 2013, 11:57:03
I'm sure an experienced dog handler like yourself will have a pocketful of tasty treats to keep them in line. :wink:
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Post by: Just Rick on October 05, 2013, 11:58:56
By the way PPL,I'm after ideas for a bigger tow vehicle.must be comfortable and fairly economical,starting to look at caravans (maybe)
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Post by: Just Rick on October 05, 2013, 12:03:35
I'm sure an experienced dog handler like yourself will have a pocketful of tasty treats to keep them in line. :wink:
You obviously not met my idiot adolescent dog's,probably best described by saying it is like taking out three sugar filled teenagers
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Post by: Phil №❶ on October 05, 2013, 12:09:23
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I doubt I could even hold them, Rick.
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Post by: Just Rick on October 05, 2013, 12:17:36
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I doubt I could even hold them, Rick.

Believe me I'm starting to struggle,gone are the days I could walk six or seven saints at once
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Post by: Dazzler on October 05, 2013, 21:55:44
By the way PPL,I'm after ideas for a bigger tow vehicle.must be comfortable and fairly economical,starting to look at caravans (maybe)

That is interesting! Will you trade one of the i30's (be hard to choose which one! )

How much is your budget? (will make a big difference to our recommendations)
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Post by: rustynutz on October 06, 2013, 00:54:11
How much is your budget? (will make a big difference to our recommendations)

And what size caravan?  :undecided:
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Post by: Just Rick on October 06, 2013, 01:01:29
By the way PPL,I'm after ideas for a bigger tow vehicle.must be comfortable and fairly economical,starting to look at caravans (maybe)

That is interesting! Will you trade one of the i30's (be hard to choose which one! )

How much is your budget? (will make a big difference to our recommendations)

The options are open at the moment Dazz,we started looking at drive yourself units but these although very nice,are incredibally expensive,then have some huge drawbacks,as does caravans.
We may even have to get rid of both Bruce and Cyril,it is all up in the air at the moment and we are just starting to look,I thinking along the lines of the I35 Cdri,but they don't seem to have much more towing capacity than the I 30,if I could find a very lightweight 18' van which Bruce could tow and had what we wanted in it I would simply go that way,but after having a quick look around so far I don't think we'r going to find that.

If we could do it for under 80K for both van and vehicle that would be nice,or cheaper would be better,but again a lot of this all depends on so many variables.
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Post by: Just Rick on October 06, 2013, 01:06:48
How much is your budget? (will make a big difference to our recommendations)

And what size caravan?  :undecided:

Most of the ones we have spootted so far which have what we consider we need are in the tandem axle 1800 to 2000 Kg rnage,so than you got to add the extra for the clothes an incidentals you would normally use to live
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Post by: Phil №❶ on October 06, 2013, 01:35:41
One of my friends is in WA with his van / 4wd combo. 23 l / 100 on the way over.  :fum:

Rick, 80k is a fair amount of money to have tied up in vehicles. You must be entertaining a lifestyle change to utilise the combo often enough and get your money's worth. Rarely, do vehicle investments appreciate in value, so in our household, we put the money to better use and then spend a bit on accommodation when we do travel. (and we get to keep our i30, too.)

I have seen many people purchase vans, only to use them once or twice per year. Can't see the sense in that.
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Post by: rustynutz on October 06, 2013, 01:40:42
By the way PPL,I'm after ideas for a bigger tow vehicle.must be comfortable and fairly economical,starting to look at caravans (maybe)

Mitsubishi Pajero diesel....  :undecided:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on October 06, 2013, 01:59:39
Coincidence, same car I was referring to, above. 23 l / 100k
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Post by: Dazzler on October 06, 2013, 08:18:37
Thanks for the reply Rick. Yes, Trish and I looked into a decent all in one camper .. way too dear unless you intend living in it! We came to the same conclusion as Phil, keep driving our economical cars and stay in budget accommodation ( as nice or nicer than most vans) 
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Post by: Doggie 1 on October 06, 2013, 10:15:58
We had an 18' tandem caravan when the kids were little. Pulled it with an XE Falcon wagon, six auto.
Horses for courses though. If that's what you want to do, go for it. I can think of worse things to do with my time than travel around Australia in comfort.  :goodjob2:
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Post by: Just Rick on October 08, 2013, 11:20:10
How many more times are catch and destroy orders going to be issued for and creature only doing what it does naturally  :censored:,it freakin stinks,if you don't want to be bitten by a shark,stung by a blue bottle or Man O War,stay the F*#k out of the sea  :argh: ,your in their home not yours,time to start issuing catch and destroy orders for some of the pervets and criminals out there,who are charged jailed,then paroled and re-offend,or the ones still out there who haven't been caught  :foottap:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on October 08, 2013, 23:07:47
I agree 100% Rick-p about the search & destroy for the shark. I hope it's smart enough to take a long holiday somewhere else for a while.
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Post by: Surferdude on October 09, 2013, 03:31:00
I've told my wife that if I should fall victim to a shark, she should tell the authorities I don't want it killed.
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Post by: Dazzler on October 09, 2013, 09:29:41
I've told my wife that if I should fall victim to a shark, she should tell the authorities I don't want it killed.

Yeah, but we might! We try hard to keep our good long term members (if you recall)  :snigger:
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Post by: rustynutz on October 09, 2013, 11:24:05
I've told my wife that if I should fall victim to a shark, she should tell the authorities I don't want it killed.

Shark would probably choke anyhow...  :p  :whistler:
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Post by: Dazzler on October 09, 2013, 11:27:51
I've told my wife that if I should fall victim to a shark, she should tell the authorities I don't want it killed.

Shark would probably choke anyhow...  :p  :whistler:
Trish is shocked you would say that Rusty ... :lol:

... Trish agrees with Terry about leaving the Sharks alone .. :goodjob:
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Post by: rustynutz on October 09, 2013, 13:03:56
Trish is shocked you would say that Rusty ... :lol:

 :D  :snigger:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on October 09, 2013, 14:57:35
All fis banter's wearing a bit fin.
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Post by: rustynutz on October 09, 2013, 14:59:27
All fis banter's wearing a bit fin.

Was that banter or batter?  :D
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Post by: Just Rick on October 19, 2013, 14:34:40
Please do not read this if easily offended and not really one for the ladies,YOU have been warned(Dazz)
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Shambles on October 19, 2013, 18:58:48
People say that the only man made structure that can be seen while orbiting the earth is The Great Wall Of China.



And, ideally, some sort of spacecraft.
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Post by: AlanHo on October 19, 2013, 20:28:53
Is an abacus one of the first simple computers ever invented and capable of simple arithmetic.

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Post by: The Gonz on October 20, 2013, 08:09:12
If that was a question, my answer is 'pretty much'.
Abacus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abacus) :D
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Post by: Just Rick on November 01, 2013, 10:34:42
Won't be on. Much tonight very late night by the time I finish and get home,then have to be up again at 4 tommorrow to get back to work  :wacko:
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Post by: FatBoy on November 01, 2013, 10:37:40
Don't worry Rick.  We'll all still be here when you get back.
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Post by: Just Rick on November 01, 2013, 13:44:55
Don't worry Rick.  We'll all still be here when you get back.

Yeah thought so,just got home so bit of tucker,shower and bed,do it all again in five or six hours  :yahoo:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 02, 2013, 10:46:14
Not very naughty,but a few bad swear words in it hence the spoiler
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 02, 2013, 12:09:01
 :rofl:
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Post by: Dazzler on November 02, 2013, 12:14:14
 :judges: :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 04, 2013, 12:03:09
No jokes yet today sorry,but I'm going to have a whinge,not about anything specific just some generalisations,as some may remember me saying we have a quarantine wash service in our yard and some very interesting gear comes through it,well today 4 E-Types came in all from the states sadly,3 convertibles and one hard top,all in pretty ordinary condition and a partially restored/modified 67 Camaro also in pretty ordinary condition,thats not my whinge,my whinge is the bloke who works at cleaning them just doesn't have the appreciation of what these vehicles are and has absolutely no idea how to open anything on them,Boots bonnets doors  :disapp:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 04, 2013, 12:04:40
You'll have to educate him.  :)
I firmly believe that we don't own classic cars, we're just custodians of them.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on November 04, 2013, 12:06:33
Feel better now Rick-p.  :D

Probably 'coz they were ordinary looking. I assume someone has big plans for them. I wonder if they're off to Dave's place.
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Post by: Just Rick on November 04, 2013, 12:49:55
Feel better now Rick-p.  :D

Probably 'coz they were ordinary looking. I assume someone has big plans for them. I wonder if they're off to Dave's place.
Yeah someone does have big plans for them,same owner has bought them all over,I've seen what he's paid for em(thats why he's brought them in from the states)he'll bodgie them up and make a killing on them.

Though I drooled over them,my pick would have been the 67 Camaro SS

Dave yes your right,but whom ever the custodians were of these four did not do a very good good of it  :'(
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Post by: Just Rick on November 05, 2013, 09:12:19
Totally shat off today,on the way to Northam today for my appointment,I decided to take the scenic route,well almost to northam,this bozo driving on the wronf=g side of the road,causing me to go further to the left than I would normally,I hit a huge pothole on the side of the road,ruining yet another type,speaking to my local police,I asked if there was anything I could do,even though I have it all captured on dashcam,because there was no actual accident,this dopey tool gets away with his inconsiderate driver,he could have been done for dangerous driving,but my cam was not good enough to get his rego number,so again I'm out of pocket because of someone elses poor driving and our states poor road conditions.

Good onya Colin,spend billions on metro roads and F-All on the country roads(Your a tosser Colin)
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Post by: rustynutz on November 05, 2013, 09:26:42
That's a really bugger, Rick!   :(

If it's any consolation Victorian rural roads are no better......  :mad:

Do you happen to have a Western Australian equivalent of the RACV's Pothole Patrol?

https://www.facebook.com/RACVPotholePatrol (https://www.facebook.com/RACVPotholePatrol)
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Post by: Just Rick on November 05, 2013, 10:33:20

Do you happen to have a Western Australian equivalent of the RACV's Pothole Patrol?

https://www.facebook.com/RACVPotholePatrol (https://www.facebook.com/RACVPotholePatrol)

Not sure Rusty but I should look into it and report it,it was one of the ones that is caused by heavy vehicles eroding the bitumen on the edge of the road,unfortunately to avoid an accident I had to pick the lesser of the two evils,Sue said she would have tried to swerve the hole,but sadly that is how you get yourself into further trouble,as I already had two wheels on the gravel at speed(100kph),this is what happened to the two young girls the other week who rolled their car on the Brookton Hwy,you can actually see where they had been on the gravel and swerved to get back on the road,thus spinning out,I'll get a new tyre tomorrow,suppose I could go back to the standard wheels,they take a little more punishment on the side walls(just look loike crap  :lol:)
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Post by: Phil №❶ on November 05, 2013, 10:35:51
Haven't you got ESP & ABS though, Rick-p  :question:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 05, 2013, 10:38:58
Haven't you got ESP & ABS though, Rick-p  :question:

He does have a CFT.  :D
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Post by: eye30 on November 05, 2013, 10:41:03
Haven't you got ESP & ABS though, Rick-p  :question:

He does have a CFT.  :D

.
.

?
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 05, 2013, 10:42:09
His tyre is completely....., er,......flat!
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Post by: Just Rick on November 05, 2013, 10:46:51
Haven't you got ESP & ABS though, Rick-p  :question:

He does have a CFT.  :D

.
.

?

Confirmed F*#ed Tyre I think eye30
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Post by: rustynutz on November 05, 2013, 10:47:09
unfortunately to avoid an accident I had to pick the lesser of the two evils<

Sorry, I just had to post this:  :-[
 
http://youtu.be/440l8poSQiA (http://youtu.be/440l8poSQiA)
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Post by: Just Rick on November 05, 2013, 10:55:21
 :rofl: :rofl: but there were no weavels invovled  :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 07, 2013, 13:54:45
Sorry I just Couldn't Help Myself
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day.

Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement.
Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her,

'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies,

'Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?'

Luigi answers,'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes.

How do you like them?'

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, 'Rosa ,

do you wear white panties tonight?'

Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know that?'

He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes...

How do you like them?'

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,

Luigi asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, be stilla my heart. Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.

Please,please, tella me this true!'

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...'

Now wait for it,wait for it,are you SURE you want to know

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Post by: Phil №❶ on November 07, 2013, 20:06:35
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :goodjob2:
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Post by: Dazzler on November 07, 2013, 20:20:55
 :whsaid:

You cracked me up

 :weneedpics:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 08, 2013, 11:45:36
Time to get some armani shoes and take up dancing me thinks
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Post by: Just Rick on November 09, 2013, 07:51:50
Really like this one, I know many of you out there have had this said too Ya  :rofl:

A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Baby, your ass is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking....
Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says:
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.
You'll have to do it by hand !"
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Post by: Just Rick on November 09, 2013, 12:35:37
I have dicided today,I am a dickhead,the other day when I got the damaged tyre,I have managed to either loose or leave my locknut key on the ground when I changed the tyre,I'm so pissed.  :disapp: :disapp:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 09, 2013, 12:38:34
I'm so pissed.  :disapp: :disapp:

 :Shocked:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 09, 2013, 12:45:25
I'm so pissed.  :disapp: :disapp:

 :Shocked:

No,No not the way your thinking Dave,Peeved,annoyed,shat off
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 09, 2013, 12:51:51
 :sweating:

 :D
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Post by: eye30 on November 09, 2013, 13:45:20
I have dicided today,I am a dickhead,

Did you mean to spell decided with an i?

 As if so it read brill  dic  ided   dick  head!
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Post by: Just Rick on November 09, 2013, 14:38:00
I have dicided today,I am a dickhead,

Did you mean to spell decided with an i?

 As if so it read brill  dic  ided   dick  head!

Ah! Just shoot me,spell checker didn't work for so long I keep forgetting to use it,plus I have just proved my point   :head_butt: :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 10, 2013, 04:46:10
Well got Bruce washed this morning before all the shade was gone and it got too hot,wish the dreaded Gutter cleaning job was as enjoyable,but sadly still a pain in the arse job to do,but alas job donefor another few months.
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Post by: The Gonz on November 11, 2013, 07:21:08
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. :(
Grace for Vets (http://www.graceforvets.org/)
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Post by: Dazzler on November 11, 2013, 09:44:25
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. :(
Grace for Vets (http://www.graceforvets.org/)

Washes Reported = 0 (that's a well rounded number)  :snigger:
Title: Re: Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic
Post by: Just Rick on November 11, 2013, 11:42:04
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. :(
Grace for Vets (http://www.graceforvets.org/)

No not today,I had not herad about this,but looks like a good cause,but funnily enough,I won't even let Sue wash the cars
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Post by: Dazzler on November 11, 2013, 22:02:26
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. :(
Grace for Vets (http://www.graceforvets.org/)

Washes Reported = 0 (that's a well rounded number)  :snigger:

Now 41 as of 9am AEDT  :goodjob:
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Post by: The Gonz on November 11, 2013, 22:44:01
It's a new idea for OZ but sure to catch on in later years. :victory:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 17, 2013, 08:21:58
And who said Dog wasn't mans best friend
(http://i.imgur.com/brqNDYi.jpg)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 17, 2013, 08:23:10
 :lol:
You're on a roll.
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Post by: Dazzler on November 17, 2013, 09:03:50
Good one rick  :lol: :goodjob:
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Post by: The Gonz on November 17, 2013, 11:02:19
Is that a Saint Burn Hard after a curry? :P
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Post by: Just Rick on November 23, 2013, 07:43:05
 :laughter: :fingers: :yahoo:

Irish Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children ..

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. ...

The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1, 2, 3, 4, ?5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on November 23, 2013, 07:46:54
 :faint:
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Post by: Dazzler on November 23, 2013, 08:39:55
 :Ouch:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 23, 2013, 10:27:47
Oh!My Gord, how the hell I wish I was this dog,Lucky little fella






(http://i.imgur.com/CgSZXD7.jpg)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on November 23, 2013, 13:59:34
That's what I call a cheeky doggie.
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Post by: rustynutz on November 24, 2013, 00:34:30
Doggie Style....  :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on November 26, 2013, 12:14:33
Holy Cow,I would of packed bricks as well,after being sent this,I had to find a link with all the swearing bleeped out.

Venomous Snake on Windshield Turn on Wipers! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkmMm1FFNLM#ws)
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Post by: Shambles on November 26, 2013, 12:37:10
Quote
Venomous Snake on Windshield Turn on Wipers!

Turn on the VIPERS, more like :scared:
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Post by: rustynutz on November 26, 2013, 12:39:55
 :lol:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on November 26, 2013, 21:36:33
Always a possibility in Oz  :neutral:
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Post by: The Gonz on November 27, 2013, 20:18:23
Yes, drivers must always be prepared to ...
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Just Rick on December 05, 2013, 08:21:47
Let me first paint the picture

2 and a half weeks ago,had my colonoscapy,yesterday went to see the doctor for the results of this and some bloodworks I was asked to have,result of the colonoscapy was good news bad news sort of,most thinks where OK but I do have a rather large benign tumour further up the plumbing and unless it starts to cause a problem,they are not going to touch it and I thought my huge gut was me just getting old and fat.

Anyhow due to other issues,the doctor wanted me to have more bloods done today and another chest X-Ray,so I take today off to get these done,so Sue decides to also take the opportunity to make it her weekly shopping trip as well(our supermarket here in town is a rip off and doesn't have a huge selection of anything) so we get the shopping in Northam,non even there,other than me loosing the plot at the crowded shops(freaking pension day),but on the way home we called into York to pick up something for lunch,when we pulled up outside the supermarket there,one of the shop employee's was out having a cigarette(I was going to say fag and then thought better of it,knowing you lot) so in we go get what we're after,Sue had her bits and pieces and I got a few for the dog's so I go through the 10 items or less checkout.

this is how the conversation went,made my day,I just about wet myself
COA= check out attendant

COA - Ah! Mr Big Dog's (as we where in Bruce,personalised plates)  :)
Me - Yeah the big dogs we have won't fit in that car

COA - Oh! thought you must of had a big dog,what do you have?  :)
Me - Saint Bernards

COA - Oh! You have more than one?

Me - Yes unfortunately  :lol:

COA - Very nice,yes I noticed your plates when you pulled up,I was out having a break

Me - Ah! OK

COA - yes I seen your Mother having trouble getting out of the car and whinging to you.

Me -  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: well I just couldn't say anything for a few seconds,I was damned near choking

Me - my gord don't let my Missus hear you say that, that was her getting out of the car

COA -  :-[ :-[ :-[ OMG I am so sorry,please don't Tell you wife  :-[ :-[ :-[

COA - at least you can take that as a compliment to you  :whistler:

Me - Yes,Have a nice day (then left)

as soon as we got in the car,I had to tell Sue,through my laughter,she just smacked me one in the head and said she didn't think it was that funny,made my day
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Post by: Surferdude on December 05, 2013, 08:51:02
Let me first paint the picture

2 and a half weeks ago,had my colonoscapy,yesterday went to see the doctor for the results of this and some bloodworks I was asked to have,result of the colonoscapy was good news bad news sort of,most thinks where OK but I do have a rather large benign tumour further up the plumbing and unless it starts to cause a problem,they are not going to touch it and I thought my huge gut was me just getting old and fat.

Anyhow due to other issues,the doctor wanted me to have more bloods done today and another chest X-Ray,so I take today off to get these done,so Sue decides to also take the opportunity to make it her weekly shopping trip as well(our supermarket here in town is a rip off and doesn't have a huge selection of anything) so we get the shopping in Northam,non even there,other than me loosing the plot at the crowded shops(freaking pension day),but on the way home we called into York to pick up something for lunch,when we pulled up outside the supermarket there,one of the shop employee's was out having a cigarette(I was going to say fag and then thought better of it,knowing you lot) so in we go get what we're after,Sue had her bits and pieces and I got a few for the dog's so I go through the 10 items or less checkout.

this is how the conversation went,made my day,I just about wet myself
COA= check out attendant

COA - Ah! Mr Big Dog's (as we where in Bruce,personalised plates)  :)
Me - Yeah the big dogs we have won't fit in that car

COA - Oh! thought you must of had a big dog,what do you have?  :)
Me - Saint Bernards

COA - Oh! You have more than one?

Me - Yes unfortunately  :lol:

COA - Very nice,yes I noticed your plates when you pulled up,I was out having a break

Me - Ah! OK

COA - yes I seen your Mother having trouble getting out of the car and whinging to you.

Me -  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: well I just couldn't say anything for a few seconds,I was damned near choking

Me - my gord don't let my Missus hear you say that, that was her getting out of the car

COA -  :-[ :-[ :-[ OMG I am so sorry,please don't Tell you wife  :-[ :-[ :-[

COA - at least you can take that as a compliment to you  :whistler:

Me - Yes,Have a nice day (then left)

as soon as we got in the car,I had to tell Sue,through my laughter,she just smacked me one in the head and said she didn't think it was that funny,made my day
Rick, you are SOOOO going to pay for that.  :rofl:
It's a matter of association. The COA may have made the comment but YOU perpetuated it.  :disapp: :scared:
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Post by: Just Rick on December 05, 2013, 09:10:36
Even with the smack to the head I still have a grin from ear to ear.

Some years ago(and Sue still laughs about this)a younger woman(me at the time would have called her a girl)she started a conversation with me about one of my tattoo's(naked lady,with see through Nightie)this young bird was going on and on,Sue's not that far away smirking,I didn't have a clue what was going on,anyhow I said to this younr lady I had to leave,later on I was talking to Sue about the strange conversation Iwas having with this girl,Sue just burst out laughing,I said what,what's the matter with you,she just turned and said You have NO IDEA what was going on do you,she was hitting on you,I just went Nah! she couldn't have been,some time after we were talking about it with friends,Sue said nothing,they where all laughing and saying Yes she was hitting on you.

All I can say is Women I don't know really well,frighten me,even though I talk to them to be polite,I feel like a fish without a pond to swim in.
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Post by: Doggie 1 on December 05, 2013, 11:30:40
When her Labrador licked you, that should have given you a clue, Rick.  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on December 05, 2013, 13:23:23
When her Labrador licked you, that should have given you a clue, Rick.  :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on December 06, 2013, 11:29:59
I do apologise in advance to anyone who suffers from Epilepsy,but this joke is so wrong on so many levels it is funny.


In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what do you
do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Answer: Throw in your washing….

We were all having a good laugh about this when this big bastard tapped ...
me on the shoulder and said. “I don’t find that very funny.

My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits”.

I said. “Sorry mate. Did he drown”?

“No”. he said. “He choked on a sock”.
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Post by: FatBoy on December 06, 2013, 11:32:10
My cup of tea just came out my nose, Rick!!
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Post by: Just Rick on December 06, 2013, 13:25:19
My cup of tea just came out my nose, Rick!!
Oohh! tha would of hurt,bad enough when cold softdrink,water whatever does that when laughing,Hot Tea ouch
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Post by: Phil №❶ on December 06, 2013, 19:35:16
 :disapp: :snigger:
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Post by: rustynutz on December 07, 2013, 06:56:52
I like that one.... :goodjob:
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Post by: Dazzler on December 07, 2013, 09:27:31
:whs:
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on December 07, 2013, 10:48:18
:whs:

 :wtf:
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Post by: Dazzler on December 07, 2013, 21:22:05
:whs:

 :wtf:

Trying to remember shortcuts on my Tablet  :confused:

was supposed to be this ... :whsaid:
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Post by: Just Rick on December 29, 2013, 03:50:41
Getting Excited,very shortly heading off to the Airport to pick up our Granddaughter,flying in from Hervey bay,be here for a month  :happydance: :happydance: Sue is more than excited
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Post by: The Gonz on December 29, 2013, 03:55:34
Enjoy the month, Sue and Rick! :victory:
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Post by: Dazzler on December 29, 2013, 11:17:47
Getting Excited,very shortly heading off to the Airport to pick up our Granddaughter,flying in from Hervey bay,be here for a month  :happydance: :happydance: Sue is more than excited
What age is she Rick? And how long since you've seen her?
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Post by: Just Rick on December 29, 2013, 13:08:57
Getting Excited,very shortly heading off to the Airport to pick up our Granddaughter,flying in from Hervey bay,be here for a month  :happydance: :happydance: Sue is more than excited
What age is she Rick? And how long since you've seen her?

Caitlin is 11 and it will have been just over two years since we went up to Hervey Bay,when our second granddaughter was born.

Going to be a bit of a juggle,I have to still work for the first ten or so days she is here,plus while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches
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Post by: eye30 on December 29, 2013, 15:17:38
while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches

Got me lost with this sentence.

Have i missed something in translation?
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Post by: AlanHo on December 29, 2013, 15:37:23
while she is here,we have a bitch due to whelp,not a fun time of the year to be whelping bitches

Got me lost with this sentence.

Have i missed something in translation?

Stand by for a dogged response
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Post by: Doggie 1 on December 30, 2013, 07:31:51
It's a lot better than belping witches.
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Post by: Just Rick on January 05, 2014, 00:29:35
Eye,sorry we breed and show Saint Bernard s,hence one of my profile photo's,while my granddaughter is here we have a Female Dog(bitch) Due to have Puppies(Whelp) the reason it is going to be a juggle is once the Bitch goes into whelp I can't leave her,if all goes well then I live with the bitch and the pups for the first two weeks.
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Post by: Just Rick on January 05, 2014, 00:32:03
Oldie but a Goodie I thought I'd Share

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp
h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Post by: Dazzler on January 05, 2014, 01:52:48
Might be Hossable I think Rick, but I ain't going to do it 'caus it's Sunday and I'm approaching the end of my shift .. besides I liked it! :goodjob:
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Post by: The Gonz on January 05, 2014, 02:03:32
Mod shifts? Wow, you guys sure are organised. :Shocked:
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Post by: Just Rick on January 11, 2014, 09:33:18
I nearly peed myself when I read this,if it's been on here before just HOS me who gives a toss,I still liked it

(http://i.imgur.com/WxazEZ9.jpg)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on January 11, 2014, 09:43:47
 :rofl:

I like that.
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Post by: Just Rick on January 11, 2014, 09:49:01
:rofl:

I like that.

Yes that's something I would be stoopid enough to do  :whistler:
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Post by: Dazzler on January 11, 2014, 10:57:06
:rofl:

I like that.

Yes that's something I would be stoopid enough to do  :whistler:

I liked it too!  :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: eye30 on January 11, 2014, 11:16:55
Met a lady who was wearing a t shirt with PAT across the front.

How was i to know it was her name!
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Post by: Dazzler on January 11, 2014, 11:25:40
Met a lady who was wearing a t shirt with PAT across the front.

How was i to know it was her name!
If we come to visit you I will make sure Trish doesn't have her real name on her T-shirt!  :Shocked: :evil:
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Post by: Just Rick on January 16, 2014, 11:37:56
came across this today and boy doesn't this ring a bell

(http://i.imgur.com/AOKRBmz.jpg)
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Post by: FatBoy on January 16, 2014, 21:56:32
I like that Rick.

 :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: The Gonz on January 17, 2014, 04:38:32
Looks like something that can be worked into the learner's permit process. :victory:
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Post by: Just Rick on January 17, 2014, 09:06:39
 :lol: :lol:

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?
She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'
He says, 'Why, what do you need?'
She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a Tetanus shot.'
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Post by: Phil №❶ on January 17, 2014, 09:08:09
 :rofl:
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Post by: Dazzler on January 17, 2014, 09:08:50
An oldie but a goodie! :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on January 24, 2014, 00:32:05
 :rofl: Like This One
(http://i.imgur.com/VmDbDvs.jpg)
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Post by: FatBoy on January 24, 2014, 00:45:54
 :goodjob2: :goodjob:

The Australian one should also read "All of the above"
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Post by: The Gonz on January 24, 2014, 05:36:22
Ah yes, brings 4-Eyes and XXXX so much more into mutual relevance. :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on January 27, 2014, 10:14:21
How Freaking Cool Is This,I just Found this Program on My Computer Today,Even a Moron Like Me Can Use It
(http://i.imgur.com/Oc3qfZ1.jpg)
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Post by: Just Rick on January 27, 2014, 10:21:49
We had some new arrivals early Friday Morning,I am lucky if I have had six hours sleep since then,a lot of work
(http://i.imgur.com/74rO5yI.jpg)
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Post by: Dazzler on January 27, 2014, 10:51:12
Aww, cute!
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Post by: Just Rick on February 01, 2014, 02:11:27
This IS probably HOS materiel But boy it's funny every time I read it  :rofl:

The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did.

The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers.

One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job.

There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little Tommy.

“Tommy, why do you look so sad?” asked the teacher.

Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: “My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar.”

The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued.

“Sometimes, he doesn't come home, and my Mummy sits crying.

Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.”

There were gasps around the classroom.

The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play.

She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders, and asked: “Is all that true, Tommy?”

“No, not at all Miss. He really plays cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.”

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on February 01, 2014, 02:35:11
 :lol: :lol: :lol:  :goodjob2:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on February 01, 2014, 04:07:21
 :rofl:
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Post by: Dazzler on February 01, 2014, 04:41:36
Wow!  :rofl: :rofl: Hard not to laugh at that one.. :victory:

Don't think you will be HOSS'd though ..last time it was posted was probably the Aussie Team that was embarrassing  :winker:
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Post by: Just Rick on February 01, 2014, 11:58:11
Here's another one,I'll hit a  :Hos: one soon, :tease:

Good Doctors Prevail



A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in the groin area.



The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk..



He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.



The doctor emerges from under her skirt. "How's that?" he asks.



"Well, it's a lot better actually" she says, "but..........it's still there."



Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip..



Out he comes. "How's that?" he asks again more confident.



"That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked.



"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."
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Post by: Phil №❶ on February 01, 2014, 12:04:34
 :judges: :baps: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Dazzler on February 01, 2014, 12:12:42
 :baps:

Must be some of that "Fuzzy Logic" I've heard about!  :idea:
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Post by: paul on February 01, 2014, 15:55:52
No wonder we shipped all of our convicts (and retards )off to Australia :whistler:

off to put my flack jacket on :rofl:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on February 01, 2014, 21:40:10
Thank you, thank you, thank you.  :hatoff: :happydance:
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Post by: Just Rick on February 09, 2014, 05:48:17
Now this one I thought was funny,sure I haven't seen this one here

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Post by: FatBoy on February 09, 2014, 06:30:05
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on February 09, 2014, 11:19:16
 :oops:
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Post by: Just Rick on February 15, 2014, 05:31:25
This story does carry a Tissue Alert
some of our English friends may know of this story,the tissue alert is not for any one reason,yes it is sad to see such a young boy afflicted with such a rare and debilitating condition,it is horrific to think some Arse hole could do this to any animal (no wonder I hate most people in general) but I think the most touching part is that with the two now together they have both found a new purpose and freedom which neither had before.

This Story Of A Boy And His Dog Will Melt Your Heart (http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/this-story-of-a-boy-and-his-dog-will-melt-your-heart)
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Post by: agentr31 on February 17, 2014, 09:27:57
THIS, DOGEMINER - Dogecoin Mining Simulator (http://dogeminer.se/)

you will waste bulk time on it...
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Post by: Dazzler on February 17, 2014, 10:46:19
@ Rick, Thanks for the video link  :brilliant: :judges:
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Post by: Just Rick on February 22, 2014, 08:48:14
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Absolutely brilliant  :laughter:

Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you do!" The man looked back at him and said, "Well, that's the least I could do after 20 years of marriage..."
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Post by: Phil №❶ on February 22, 2014, 09:21:08
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on February 22, 2014, 14:54:45
 The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.

Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBo-35set4)
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Post by: Phil №❶ on February 22, 2014, 19:29:36
Not playing for me  :'( :fum:
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Post by: asathorny on February 22, 2014, 19:40:17
The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.

Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBo-35set4)

right that's it, I want one  :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:
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Post by: Dazzler on February 22, 2014, 20:02:59
The Babes at four weeks old,their first day outside(only for a very short time,as it is very hot here) they had a feed outside and their first brush,didn't think they thought much of what little grass we have here at the moment.

Otis,Mya and Bambi Playing - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBo-35set4)

 :goodjob: Quite big already for their age (not that I'm surprised!)
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Post by: neptune on February 23, 2014, 01:52:07
Phil....hit full screen......bottom ...right hand side....
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Post by: Phil №❶ on February 23, 2014, 02:05:28
Phil....hit full screen......bottom ...right hand side....

Cheers, Thanks  :hatoff:

They are cute at that size.
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Post by: Just Rick on February 23, 2014, 03:20:41
Older Chinese restaurant owners thought they would spice up their love life

Going into the store room and at the heat of their passion

The husband says,I want to have a sixty niner

Old Chinese lady contorts "why yu wan beef and blak ben saw rih now"
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Post by: Surferdude on February 23, 2014, 04:42:04
Older Chinese restaurant owners thought they would spice up their love life

Going into the store room and at the heat of their passion

The husband says,I want to have a sixty niner

Old Chinese lady contorts "why yu wan beef and blak ben saw rih now"
And do you know the metric version of 69?

181.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on February 23, 2014, 05:24:35
 :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on March 22, 2014, 10:21:35
Cyril  has had a good day today,he hit all the Nines

(http://i.imgur.com/Iyl44sA.jpg)

and very soon after he finally hit the Ton

(http://i.imgur.com/47785mZ.jpg)

and looking in the book we have had him just short of three years, still wrapped with him and Bruce
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Post by: Dazzler on March 22, 2014, 11:14:34
 :victory:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on March 22, 2014, 12:40:46
Congratulations. :goodjob:
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Post by: John B on March 22, 2014, 12:46:01
Greatstuff Rick, interested to know if you have had a good run without any major problems seeing I am a newbie to the i30.  :)
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Post by: Just Rick on March 22, 2014, 13:47:50
Greatstuff Rick, interested to know if you have had a good run without any major problems seeing I am a newbie to the i30.  :)

 :rofl: :rofl: do you really want me to go there John B  :rofl: :rofl: now this is only for Cyril,Bruce has been brilliant.

CYRIL'S HISTORY
Day three,almost got to four,punched in the nose by a kangaroo almost beyond recognition (pic's in FD gallery) :whistler: no problem got that fixed,they almost wrote him off,but happy they didn't as he was the first new car I had ever had.

Day 30 odd,total lack of power,wouldn't pull the skin of a rice pudding,had a bug in the fuel(they did try it on it was faulty fuel from someones servo) they had to totally pull out the whole fuel system,clean and replace it,when the fuel was tested it was a bug which came across the big pond from Korea.

Day 45 Odd,again total lack of power,continually going into limp home mode,tracked two a split intercooler hose (I believe related to repairs done from Day Three episode) took two days to fix,as Hyundai do not keep ANY spare parts in WA,except filters and alike

so we are now on Day 47 odd,they finally got the hose repaired,they were doing a test drive,when boom,total steering failure,without the car for yet another ten days,while they flew in a whole new steering system and column from Korea(none in Australia at the time)brilliant spare parts department here in Oz,maybe better now.(I suspect again related to day three episode)

but since then,just normal servicing,a couple of windscreens and a few issues with very poor workmanship from Hyundai so called mechanics(hence I haven't used them for the past couple of years other than warranty issues)

But no he will be with us until he drops dead or becomes financially Prohibitive to repair,but having said all this of Cyril,he was a case out of the norm I think.

Now Bruce (touch wood) since we have had him,got him a few months after Cyril,been just normal servicing,put fuel in him keep him clean and Bob's your uncle,Oh! he has had three windscreens so far,to be four very soon if the last chip repair crack gets any larger,between the two of them over the past almost three years we have cover nigh on 200,000 kilometres (or 125,000 miles for those which have not been able to master the metric system  :lol: )
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Post by: Phil №❶ on March 22, 2014, 21:30:22
Very courageous of you to buy Bruce, after Cyril's wobbly start.  :confused:
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Post by: Just Rick on March 23, 2014, 04:44:46
Why would I not buy another I30,everything has a logical answer,Young Cyril's, fateful start was but one logical step following the previous,sadly some give up before they see the answers
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Post by: John B on March 27, 2014, 11:36:12
Why would I not buy another I30,everything has a logical answer,Young Cyril's, fateful start was but one logical step following the previous,sadly some give up before they see the answers

Wow what a start, good that you stuck with it though. A lot of people would have spit the dummy and walked up and down outside the dealership with a sign saying  what do we want , when do we want it NOW. Oops sorry wrong protest but you know what I mean.  :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on March 27, 2014, 12:03:49
Why would I not buy another I30,everything has a logical answer,Young Cyril's, fateful start was but one logical step following the previous,sadly some give up before they see the answers

Wow what a start, good that you stuck with it though. A lot of people would have spit the dummy and walked up and down outside the dealership with a sign saying  what do we want , when do we want it NOW. Oops sorry wrong protest but you know what I mean.  :lol:

Like I said John,other than the dodgy fuel I'm 99% sure most of the other problems,would if they looked more carefully have led back to his punch in the nose by a bloody huge kangaroo.  :whistler: :lol:
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Post by: John B on March 28, 2014, 00:26:59
Why would I not buy another I30,everything has a logical answer,Young Cyril's, fateful start was but one logical step following the previous,sadly some give up before they see the answers

Wow what a start, good that you stuck with it though. A lot of people would have spit the dummy and walked up and down outside the dealership with a sign saying  what do we want , when do we want it NOW. Oops sorry wrong protest but you know what I mean.  :lol:

Like I said John,other than the dodgy fuel I'm 99% sure most of the other problems,would if they looked more carefully have led back to his punch in the nose by a bloody huge kangaroo.  :whistler: :lol:

I can relate to that when I was towing my caravan a wild pig decided to raid our pantry from the outside , boy did he do some damage to the side of the van.  :blubber:
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Post by: The Gonz on March 29, 2014, 12:18:35
Here's some off-topic for you all. I missed the codeword during the screening of Captain America tonight. Anyone catch it?
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Post by: Just Rick on March 29, 2014, 13:28:24
What's Captain America,what's the code word for.

Had a scare yesterday,finished work,went into the locker room to change my boots and put all my work crap in my locker,NO KEYS HOOKED on my belt,naturally went into total panic mode,all I could think of was the cost of replacing the key.

In my panic rang Sue to drive 125 Kilometres to bring me the spare,so I could get home,in my panic had an angina attack,then thinking and rethinking where I could have lost them,went out jumped in the truck high tailed it back to the last known location of where I knew I had the keys and yes thank F*** they were lying on the ground in the long dry grass where I had been working.

Rang Sue on her mobile(she was half way bereen Beverley and York on her way down to my work),told her she could turn around and go home,I had found the keys,got home late but at least I didn't have the expense of having to replace a key
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Post by: eye30 on March 29, 2014, 13:36:59
and yes thank F*** they were lying on the ground in the long dry grass where I had been working.


:sweating:

spill.
what was going on in the long grass

 :whistler:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on March 29, 2014, 13:51:15
Stay tuned for episode 2, when Rick-p arrives home and what Sue did next.  :happydance:

Very lucky Rick-p, I think.  :undecided:
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Post by: Just Rick on March 29, 2014, 14:28:28
and yes thank F*** they were lying on the ground in the long dry grass where I had been working.


:sweating:

spill.
what was going on in the long grass

 :whistler:
Nothing exciting I can tell you,no just happened to be a drop down on the concrete pad I was working on,packing up the trailer,the keys had come off my belt and fell into the grass
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Post by: Just Rick on March 29, 2014, 14:32:14
Stay tuned for episode 2, when Rick-p arrives home and what Sue did next.  :happydance:

Very lucky Rick-p, I think.  :undecided:
I had to be very apologetic as I had gone totally mental on the phone at her when I first rang,I was in total panic mode,stress level through the roof
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Post by: Phil №❶ on March 29, 2014, 14:40:10
Take it easy Rick-p.

Sometimes s*** happens, but no point in making yourself ill over it. Just imagine if there had been a fatality due to stress, are the keys worth THAT much to you or your family ? I think not.
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Post by: eye30 on March 29, 2014, 16:01:17
Very lucky that they were visable and easy to find
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Post by: Dazzler on March 29, 2014, 21:41:33
Glad you found them Rick..  :happydance:

I had one of the remotes for our Auto gates velcroed to the right side of my Dash. We had a very hot day a few weeks back and the glue on the velcro went soft and the remote must have fallen on to the door sill and fallen out of the car.  :disapp:

Fortunately we still have two left and I think I can get another for around $40 anyway.. but I did go for a bit of a search, but no luck.

Gates not working at the moment anyway!  I must have another fiddle!  :rolleyes:
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Post by: Dazzler on March 29, 2014, 22:11:19
Picture not coming up here Gonz? When I go to quote you I can see a picture link but no picture??
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Post by: The Gonz on March 29, 2014, 22:14:40
(http://alpharettalearningcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/violin.png)
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Post by: Phil №❶ on March 29, 2014, 22:20:36
Works for me, I got one a few days ago, too. Very generous is The Gonz  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Dazzler on March 29, 2014, 22:22:37
 :laughter: :kissmyass:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 12, 2014, 15:13:25
Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 12, 2014, 23:58:58
 :lol:
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Post by: The Gonz on April 13, 2014, 00:04:01
 :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 13, 2014, 08:05:13
Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?




A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.  :scared:
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Post by: The Gonz on April 13, 2014, 11:33:45
 :laughter:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 13, 2014, 11:57:44
Amazing dog



https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212 (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212)
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Post by: eye30 on April 13, 2014, 12:28:32
Amazing dog



http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212)

Just like your avatar  :whistler:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 14, 2014, 10:42:13
Amazing dog



http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212)

It took me a long time to train him.  :snigger:
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Post by: The Gonz on April 14, 2014, 11:05:33
We all know it's the owners who need training. :wink:
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Post by: rustynutz on April 14, 2014, 11:09:04
Amazing dog



http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212 (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=268690816579212)

Damn dog has been watching Danny MacAskill too much!  :snigger:
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Post by: FatBoy on April 14, 2014, 13:42:38
It looks like a parkour dog.   :goodjob2: :goodjob:

Parkour - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour)
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on April 15, 2014, 13:10:08
After watching the video, I thought the poor mutt was lost. :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 20, 2014, 15:47:42
As some may remember,just on twelve weeks ago,one of our girls had a litter,well the plan was to keep the best Baby for our new show dog,but over the past twelve weeks of working with them caring for them,training them,it has been decided to keep them all here for now and see how they go in the show ring,Sue said when this litter came along,"WE ARE NOT KEEPING THEM ALL,Full stop" as we lost our old boy not that long ago,the boy Otis reminds us both of Keypa,in looks and mannerisms,he is just such a happy laid back baby,then there is Bambi,she is almost a flawless reprint of her mother a real person dog,also full of charactor and mischief,then there Is Mya,she was the one I wanted to keep from day one,she is more of the loner.

Tonight just before they all had their one on one time,grooming and training session,I thought it was about time we weight them again,not an easy mission,but there is only two kilo's between them all,and all being evenly spaced by one kilo,Otis 19, Mya 18 and Bambi the smallest at 17 kilograms,I have to Dry and groom Otis on a daily basis as he is a bit of a water baby and having the huge coat he has,he is going to be a lot of work.Bambi being the smooth,she is a breeze and Mya although she is also a rough coat like Otis she does not get as wet and tangled as Otis so she is fairly easy to care for as well.

But I am going to have to make a ramp so they can get up on the grooming table themselves,Oh and I am going to have to make my grooming table almost twice the length,Otis when eight grows up,I'm sure is going to be upwards of seven feet long and 3 foot 6 high and probably top 100 kilograms.

Over the past 26 years we have had and raised some great dog's,this litter would be one of the best we have had for some time
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 20, 2014, 22:52:10
Do you have a silo for the dog bikkies Rick-p :question:

That's a LOT of grooming.  :faint:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 21, 2014, 01:10:16
I don't know how you find the time.  :eek:
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Post by: John B on April 21, 2014, 01:15:44
Hey Rick they sound great, any chance of some photos ?  :)
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Post by: kittikat on April 21, 2014, 10:52:20
Yes please.  Would love to see some photos of your puppies Rick.    :goodjob:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 21, 2014, 11:18:01
Go on, Rick, show us yer puppies.  :neutral:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 21, 2014, 11:20:04
I don't know how you find the time.  :eek:

If something happens to Sue I would be right royally screwed,as I leave for work at 4.45 most mornings,I only get time to let the pups out for a while and give them their morning treat of some puppy milk and water,but when I get home in the evenings,though Sue has done much of the chores,I still have to dry and groom pups and then they each have their training sessions,which takes a while,so yeah takes a bit of time,but hey been doing it for years,so don't know any different.
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Post by: Just Rick on April 21, 2014, 11:22:19
Hey Rick they sound great, any chance of some photos ?  :)
Yes Sue and I where saying that today,we haven't taken any photo of them for at least 6 weeks now,we have to start documenting their grow patterns again,will get some during the week,best during their training sessions,hopefully get some nice shots.
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Post by: Just Rick on April 21, 2014, 11:23:20
Go on, Rick, show us yer puppies.  :neutral:
Don't think Sue would like that  :rofl:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 21, 2014, 11:24:30
 :Shocked:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 21, 2014, 11:42:07
Here is a couple to tide you over until we can get some current ones,these were taken a month ago,the kids have changed since then

The first Is the Smooth girl Bambi on the table she is a bit of a handful to train,wants to do her own things
(http://i.imgur.com/61Qj4uH.jpg)

This next one is Otis,this is how laid back he is,can't even be bothered getting up to eat and NO he is not asleep in the food bowl HE IS actually eating
(http://i.imgur.com/rbtw0N9.jpg)
The last one is of Mya,we were starting their stack training on the table,it is now being done on the ground.Sue is not that good at stacking them
(http://i.imgur.com/8Pz01O6.jpg)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 21, 2014, 11:51:07
Very cuddly. :)
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Post by: Just Rick on April 21, 2014, 11:59:11
Very cuddly. :)

 :rofl: you haven't got down on the floor with them  :rofl:
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Post by: John B on April 21, 2014, 12:06:31
Magic , what great looking dogs , look forward to seeing the next lot of photos.  :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 21, 2014, 12:29:28
Magic , what great looking dogs , look forward to seeing the next lot of photos.  :goodjob2: :goodjob:

I think so, hence the reason we have been showing and breeding them for so many years,If I remember,I'll get a shot of Dad,now he is a big dog
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Post by: asathorny on April 21, 2014, 16:41:36
Wonderful.  I want one  :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :victory: :victory: :victory:
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Post by: Lakes on April 21, 2014, 22:25:32
Beautiful pups Rick, i want one too.
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Post by: Just Rick on April 24, 2014, 12:51:03
Beautiful pups Rick, i want one too.

 :lol: not many people like the price but  :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 24, 2014, 12:54:54
Read This Today,How True This Can Be.


SOMETIMES the nicest people meet are covered in Tattoo's and
SOMETIMES the most Judgmental people you meet,go to Church on Sunday's
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Post by: rustynutz on April 24, 2014, 12:59:18
So very very true.... :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 24, 2014, 15:34:14
Was Thinking Today,Dangerous in what I do,anyhow,we have people at work quoting on work,inspecting sites to judge whether the job can be done,who have never even sat in a Freakin truck,anyhow since both of the main swing lift loaders have been off ill,I have been filling in on one of the lifters.

I'm just stunned at the crap they have to put up with,making some shiney bums promises come true,like having to fit a 60 foot truck into spots most people can't even park their cars,then swing the boxes off and on   :Shocked:
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Post by: Lakes on April 24, 2014, 22:15:41
Beautiful pups Rick, i want one too.

 :lol: not many people like the price but  :lol:

Yeh i'd expet, but people don't take into account how much time & effort.
think it was about 30 years back My late uncle & aunty had two Saints they used to show, i loved them, but was heaps of work.
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Post by: Dazzler on April 24, 2014, 23:19:43
I'm not really a dog person, but they are very endearing.. not even game to show the photos to Trish! :sweating:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 25, 2014, 00:06:45
 :whsaid:
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Post by: Surferdude on April 25, 2014, 00:39:32
I'm not really a dog person, but they are very endearing.. not even game to show the photos to Trish! :sweating:
If you like I could post them on her fb page.  :P ;)
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 25, 2014, 01:10:03
 :lol:
You beat me to it.
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Post by: Dazzler on April 25, 2014, 03:04:52
Go for it.. She stopped using facebook (only goes on Model Train sites and Ebay looking for model stuff)  :eek:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 25, 2014, 03:31:00
Beautiful pups Rick, i want one too.

 :lol: not many people like the price but  :lol:

Yeh i'd expet, but people don't take into account how much time & effort.
think it was about 30 years back My late uncle & aunty had two Saints they used to show, i loved them, but was heaps of work.

Yes we met a couple in SA,back in 96,who used to have and show saints(they had been out of them for some years)they then had English Toy Terriers and Chihauhau's, we had taken our then limited team over there for an eight week circuit,cleaned up,we visited this couple at their home in the Elizabeth area,they gave us a heap of Saint related history stuff,some we have hanging in our home,much is still safely stored.

Sadly most of the dedicated,Saint breeders are getting thin on the ground these days,fair few backyard breeders out there pumping pups out,at the cost to the breed and the poor unsuspecting new owners,we and all the reputable breeders I know,Guarantee the dog's for life against genetic fault,unlike the BYB's your guarantee with them is a gutter side guarantee
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Post by: Just Rick on April 25, 2014, 03:33:34
I'm not really a dog person, but they are very endearing.. not even game to show the photos to Trish! :sweating:

Go on.I've not exported one to Tassie yet,send them to America,New Zealand,Japan and a few other states,But never Tassie,you and Trish could get into showing them down there  :lol:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 25, 2014, 03:36:16
A nice retirement hobby.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 25, 2014, 03:43:21
A nice retirement hobby.  :mrgreen:

Sadly Phil,I can see the day I am going to have to make the decision to get out of them  :'( ,I would love to retire and just concentrate on the Saints,but I have to work to pay for the privilege of owning them,like any hobby or passion,it doesn't come cheap
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Post by: Just Rick on April 25, 2014, 03:56:50
A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be that bright to know the guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everybody can hear "Drinks for everyone in here, but not for the Jew over there."
Soon after the drinks are handed out, the Jew gives a big smile, waves at him then says "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy He who continues to smile and again yells "Thank you !"
The Arab asks the bartender "What the hell is the matter with that Jew ? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile and thanks me.
Is he nuts?"
"Nope" replies the bartender, "he owns the place"

 :rofl: :rofl: love it,not politically correct,but hey who gives a F^*# not me
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Post by: Dazzler on April 25, 2014, 04:08:23
That's a ripper Rick  :judges:
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Post by: rustynutz on April 25, 2014, 04:50:27
 :goodjob:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on April 25, 2014, 09:43:26
 :rofl:
I like it.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on April 25, 2014, 09:51:29
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Lakes on April 25, 2014, 10:59:48
 :rofl: good one Rick  :rofl:

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Post by: AlanHo on April 25, 2014, 12:39:22
Brilliant one Rick - I've sent it on to my friends in the Middle East..... :goodjob:
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Post by: Mike SX on April 25, 2014, 12:46:38
 :lol: :lol: :happydance:
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Post by: Surferdude on April 25, 2014, 13:36:40
Brilliant one Rick - I've sent it on to my friends in the Middle East..... :goodjob:
With Rick's name on it of course.  :snigger:
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Post by: Just Rick on April 25, 2014, 13:41:24
Brilliant one Rick - I've sent it on to my friends in the Middle East..... :goodjob:
With Rick's name on it of course.  :snigger:

And probably my return address  :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on May 04, 2014, 14:04:23
Took the kids to there first show today(not to be shown as I still have not received their canine certificates back yet)they all had their bath dry and groom yesterday,all we had to do was keep them clean.

They loved their day out,Otis was so excited at all the new smells and dog's,but in his own laid back way,he really was a huge hit with everyone.
Otis
(http://i.imgur.com/NAnsxhW.jpg)

Surprisingly,Bambi at home is the mischievous and adventurous one,but today she was a little over whelmed at times but still took most of it in her strike,just not at her usual full tilt pace
Bambi
(http://i.imgur.com/bqmcHJw.jpg)

Then there was Mya,she is normally the quiet one,but she was so good and every chance she got if someone was to get down to her level she was happy to love up to them and give them a kiss
(http://i.imgur.com/qwx8KNq.jpg)

I was so pleased with them,their first day at the show is so important and can shape their future show careers,luckily they were all happy to be there and didn't get any big scares,which is always a plus
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Post by: Dazzler on May 04, 2014, 14:55:27
They are all a bit different (I was going to try and pick a favorite but all are cute)  :goodjob2: :goodjob: :goodjob:
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on May 05, 2014, 09:27:35
Great post, Rick. :goodjob:  :thanx:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on May 05, 2014, 11:43:30
Is that jumper the i30 Owners Club of WA?  :undecided:
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Post by: kittikat on May 05, 2014, 12:20:59
They are so cute.   :D

I think I like Otis the best, he looks a bit furrier than the girls.  They all have such cute faces.  :D
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Post by: Just Rick on May 06, 2014, 11:20:52
@UM  wouldn't go that far  :lol:
@ Dazz, yes we think they're  all cute  :goodjob2:
@ Dave, no not and I30 Club jump,actually the Saint Bernard Breed Club of WA,which I have been the president for the past decade,I have been involved in one form or another for the past 19 years
@ Kittikat,Maya(I have been spelling her name wrong)was at birth and for the first several weeks the pick of the litter,Otis second them Bambi,in our opinion,but then Otis started to catch up to the girls and over take them,Growth wise,Yes they all have different coat styles,Bambi is a smooth,both Otis and Maya are roughs(long coats)but through the years we have noticed that the dog's have better and richer coats than the bitches,Maya will have a nice coat and hers will be fairly easy to care for,but Otis is going to be a different story,he is going to have a huge long coat,very one who has seen them ALL gravitate towards him. :DoubleKiss:

We are at the moment,wrestling with the thought of letting Bambi go to another show home,long story but we have worked with this other kennels for years,they say she is pick of the litter,although I know she would be well looked after,the decision is still not an easy one to make.

As of yesterday they all have their official show names

Otis = Surik Over The Top
Maya = Surik Ready T Gamble
Bambi = Surik Ready T Rumble

gotta go and fill out some entry forms.

Just a piece of useless information,the original Saint Bernard s were always smooths,it wasn't until the breed started to die out a hundred or so years ago when the Newfoundland was introduced, that is when the rough coats developed,the Rough coats were NEVER used in rescue work as the snow would build up in their coats and in the hair between their toes and eventually they would get weighed down and freeze,also the keg of Brandy,huge Myth,actually started by the Swiss of which the Saint Bernard is their national dog.
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Post by: TheReaper on May 06, 2014, 13:20:11
So...... what happens when I hit 2000 post?
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Post by: VaerO on May 06, 2014, 13:21:13
Madonnas I the studio and I set the release her new album this year!
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Post by: Just Rick on May 06, 2014, 13:24:38
So...... what happens when I hit 2000 post?

F---ed if I know,what happens when you hit 2000 post,do you self destruct,take off like a rocket,get Rabies, not sure whats going to happen,we will have to see when the time comes  :lol:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on May 06, 2014, 13:26:13
 :lol:
Congratulations on 1,000 posts, Reaps.  :goodjob2:
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Post by: Just Rick on May 06, 2014, 13:26:58
Madonnas I the studio and I set the release her new album this year!

Cool like Madonna,she's about my vintage,Cher's got a bit decrepit now. but she can still sing
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Post by: Just Rick on May 06, 2014, 13:29:00
:lol:
Congratulations on 1,000 posts, Reaps.  :goodjob2:
Geez I'm a Dumbass,he was fishing for a compliment or a congrats,Congrats on the 1000 posts,next time just belt me over the head with 4 x 2 I might get the hint then.
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Post by: CraigB on May 06, 2014, 19:27:25
Nice Saints Rick :) I've always been around the shows but never had the extra time to participate, used to spend most of my time doing Agility and CD titles plus participating with the Malamute sled club kept me quite busy.

I totally understand you when saying you have to keep working to support the Hobby, there is no money in breeding and showing if you're doing it right, only the backyarders make money as they don't spend any money on care/facilities and improving the breed ( scumbags )
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Post by: TheReaper on May 06, 2014, 21:39:36
Hahaha. Thanks guys
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Post by: Just Rick on May 26, 2014, 12:53:55
Bruce hit the 100,000 K's on the way home tonight

This Sunday all the months of training will be put to the test,the Kids have their first official show,then another the following week.
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Post by: Dazzler on May 26, 2014, 13:02:23
 :victory:  :fingers:
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Post by: John B on May 26, 2014, 13:08:59
Best of luck at the show Rick. :goodjob2:
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Post by: neptune on May 26, 2014, 14:02:48
@ Rick...where is the show being held, Rick...?
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Post by: Just Rick on May 26, 2014, 14:38:22
@Dazz and John Thanks,but I personally think we are going to do well with these three Nutters,plus it has been a heart wrenching decission,but we have decided to let Bambi go to another show home,we have worked and know this couple for years,over the years we have had a couple of their dog's

Neptune,the show is at the Canine Centre,corner of Warton and Randford roads Southern River,we will be there from about 9am till almot the end of the show,if all goes well we may even have to stay until the end of the show  :Good_luck:
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Post by: Just Rick on May 28, 2014, 14:40:24
Had to share this one  :lol:

(http://i.imgur.com/0J2Z8yZ.jpg)
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Post by: Dazzler on May 29, 2014, 02:53:49
 :rofl: :rofl: :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on May 31, 2014, 09:43:25
And they wonder why the rest of the world gets pissed off with em,F*$#wits,well the person who put this sign up is at least.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644058/Do-not-walk-dog-Muslims-not-like-dogs-Fury-poster-discovered-near-popular-London-park-warns-dog-walkers-stay-Islamic (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644058/Do-not-walk-dog-Muslims-not-like-dogs-Fury-poster-discovered-near-popular-London-park-warns-dog-walkers-stay-Islamic)
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on May 31, 2014, 10:04:32
Maybe it may not have been one of "them" but someone who wants to stir shit. Just saying.  :whistler:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on May 31, 2014, 10:32:44
Maybe it may not have been one of "them" but someone who wants to stir shit. Just saying.  :whistler:

I agree and until it's investigated, we won't know.
In the meantime, it would nice to see Muslims come out and condemn it.  :)
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Post by: Just Rick on June 01, 2014, 00:45:23
Well the Journey is about to begin,hope the day gets better,because if it's raining we will be under the pavilion and that is not condusive for good show especially for the pups first show,well we'll cross the fingers and hope for the best,all experience for them,see ya when we get back  :Good_luck:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 01, 2014, 08:35:08
Good ruck, Lick!   :goodjob:
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Post by: neptune on June 01, 2014, 09:14:11
The doggies were bewtiful.......... :victory:
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Post by: Dazzler on June 01, 2014, 12:22:02
Good ruck, Lick!   :goodjob:

 :whsaid: sort of...
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Post by: Just Rick on June 01, 2014, 12:35:32
well the day once we got down to the show,started out fairly ordinary,I instantly had a run in with two other exhibitors,them throwing their supposed 
superior position,well beleave me I told em where to get off in no uncertain terms,I hadn't gone to this show in the best frame of mind,the ugliness of my past was just below the surface,thankfully the two affor mention persons did not push their luck.

Anyhow once we got set up,things calmed down,I spent much of my time re grooming and playing with my dog's,friend could see the commotion and came to help me calm down,then we actually got into what we went down there for,showing the kids,well I was so pleased with them,we where under a pavilion(very much like an old style aircraft hanger),the noise at time is horrendous under there and not very good introduction for 14 week old babes,but they did really well.
Otis is Just Sooooooooo Laid Back
(http://i.imgur.com/BTn4tKv.jpg) OTIS
Warning all these pictures do not do the babes true justice,so hard to get great photo's of them
He won his class,but having said that,he was the only one in his class,not a lot of Baby Saints around these days.
Merlin who we did not take a photo of at this show,he didn't do himself any favors,he was just an arse today,wouldn't get his head off the ground,though he won his class that is far as he went.

Then it was the girls turn,Sadly being sisters until they get older an up in the older classes they have to compete against each other.

Maya was fairly nervy under the dome,but still went reasonably well and other than a few jumpy moments did what was asked of her
(http://i.imgur.com/M5PypZu.jpg) MAYA

Then there was Bambi,well this girl is full of herself and she just bombed around the ring,she did have a couple of whoopsies,but to my surprise Maya beat her,But Bambi still has the scares and shaved skin from her bout of the puppy strangles,once she is all healed up I am sure she will give her sister a run for her money.
(http://i.imgur.com/Pg8wn09.jpg) BAMBI

Then as we were packing up,I turned around and hearly walked into Neptune,so my day was just getting better and better,lucky John turned up when he did,as we where going back to friends kennels so the kids could all have a good run around before being couped up in the trailer for a couple of hours,John came back there with us as well and we all had a good catch up,but when we were all saying our goodbyes I went out to see John off and I commented on his number plate,all I asked was why he had a commodore plate on his Kia,I'll let John tell you the rest,I couldn't see the obvious,but when he pointed it out I bloody hear fell over laughing,But again that's a story for john to tell if he wishes.

Again what could have been a pretty ordinary day turned out to be a brilliant day,again John many thanks for coming along,sadly you missed the show,thats the fun part for me anyhow.

To sum up we where as pleased as punch with the Kids,the biggest bonus was when the Judge commented when judging for best baby of breed,that these three babes where exceptional examples of the breed and his decision to put Otis up over Maya was a hard one as was his decision to put Maya before Bambi
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Post by: Just Rick on June 01, 2014, 13:07:00
And here's the kids after their long day out,the one in the bottom right hand corner is Mum and she aint talking to me because I left her home
(http://i.imgur.com/rPi7RSJ.jpg)

Doubt I'll be long out of bed either LOL
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Post by: kittikat on June 01, 2014, 13:19:29
The two dogs on the left sleep in the same position as our dog.  :snigger:
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Post by: Surferdude on June 01, 2014, 13:21:46
The two dogs on the left sleep in the same position as our dog.  :snigger:
And my cat.......which you could see if you had FB. ;)
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Post by: kittikat on June 01, 2014, 13:23:50
The two dogs on the left sleep in the same position as our dog.  :snigger:
And my cat.......which you could see if you had FB. ;)

I have Instagram.   :D
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Post by: Surferdude on June 01, 2014, 13:24:46
The two dogs on the left sleep in the same position as our dog.  :snigger:
And my cat.......which you could see if you had FB. ;)

I have Instagram.   :D
Can you take something for that? :P
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Post by: kittikat on June 01, 2014, 13:27:20
 :rolleyes:
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Post by: Dazzler on June 03, 2014, 12:03:52
Thanks for the update Rick  :goodjob: (hopefully John sees it) :victory:
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Post by: neptune on June 03, 2014, 14:34:57
Thanks for the update Rick  :goodjob: (hopefully John sees it) :victory:


(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSTI-IWoiaUQB_H3ayitK2-00rFzSPNjegWejKigaoxihl-erK)
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Post by: Just Rick on June 06, 2014, 10:11:54
Got a picture of the whole family together(pity I couldn't get em all facing me)Mum dad and the three kids
(http://i.imgur.com/xHOV0hL.jpg)

Got Bruce and Terry the trailer ready for the morning,wish I had time to give Bruce a scrub up
(http://i.imgur.com/sRcWOX9.jpg)

Another early set off for us,spend a day in Perth again,hoping the show goes as well and as quick as last weeks,hopefully get home before it gets dark this week.worse thing is having to drive for 1.5 hours then have to set up and at the end of the show pack up again,Oh! well the joys of showing Dog's
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Post by: Dazzler on June 06, 2014, 10:17:18
 :goodjob2: :goodjob:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on June 06, 2014, 10:22:58
Get a good night's sleep, Rick-p  :goodjob2:
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Post by: Just Rick on June 06, 2014, 12:02:47
Get a good night's sleep, Rick-p  :goodjob2:
That's the plan  :razz:
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Post by: patchpants on June 14, 2014, 17:39:03
just back from blackpool and Bridlington plus hull .68 mpg over 5 days mixed driving .fair distance for England cos blackpool and Bridlington are on opposite coasts .but had to pick my son up where he lives in brid then holiday in brashpool ,not a spelling mistook haha ;lovely week my lad met a woman in the next caravan .that was him for the week ;lovely girl from angelsea;but not driving there every week but she has a car ;dropped him back in brid today then granddaughter to hull .pleased with the mpg but cruise control kept malfunctioning less it was me ;I did ppg pilchard butties per kilometre ;so love the I 30 might change my mind on the ford focus ;;toodle pip ;;stevie g  :disapp:
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Post by: Dazzler on June 14, 2014, 20:51:11
but cruise control kept malfunctioning less it was me

Cruise control won't engage unless you have touched the brake pedal atleast once since you started the car... could that explain your issue? :cool:
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Post by: The Gonz on June 15, 2014, 00:45:55
I still find that an annoyance. :disapp:
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Post by: Dazzler on June 15, 2014, 05:44:29
I still find that an annoyance. :disapp:

It is a safety thing (to ensure your brakes are working)  :goodjob:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 15, 2014, 08:11:25
Well, that's my learn of the day.
Never knew that.  :)
I try to learn one new fact per day.
At my age it keeps the brain active.
Along with blueberries.
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Post by: FatBoy on June 15, 2014, 08:21:00
I think it actually checks the logic of the cruise control, not the brakes. It wants to ensure that the cruise control receives a brake signal so that it knows to disconnect.
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 15, 2014, 08:27:35
I've learned that too then.
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Post by: Dazzler on June 15, 2014, 09:59:21
I think it actually checks the logic of the cruise control, not the brakes. It wants to ensure that the cruise control receives a brake signal so that it knows to disconnect.

I just learned that cruise control is definitely not female (if it uses logic!) :happydance:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 15, 2014, 10:01:15
I think it actually checks the logic of the cruise control, not the brakes. It wants to ensure that the cruise control receives a brake signal so that it knows to disconnect.

I just learned that cruise control is definitely not female (if it uses logic!) :happydance:

.........as Dave emails Trish to tell on you.  :rofl:
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Post by: rustynutz on June 15, 2014, 10:06:20
Women use Fuzzy Logic.....  :D
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Post by: The Gonz on June 15, 2014, 10:16:11
Women use Fuzzy Logic.....  :D
Depends on the wax job. :whistler:
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Post by: rustynutz on June 15, 2014, 10:17:28
 :snigger:
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Post by: Just Rick on June 15, 2014, 14:32:52
Had to go back and read through the last twenty or so posts,was wondering how the conversation got onto women s fuzzies  :confused: and all from a supposedly faulty cruise control
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Post by: neptune on June 15, 2014, 14:35:58
blame doggie...he starts everything.....even with the fuzzies on his face...... :snigger:
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Post by: Just Rick on June 15, 2014, 14:39:11
blame doggie...he starts everything.....even with the fuzzies on his face...... :snigger:

Wish I had a fuzzy on my face  :whistler: :evil: can't remember the last time I had a fuzzy on my face  :faint:
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Post by: patchpants on June 15, 2014, 17:25:47
but cruise control kept malfunctioning less it was me

Cruise control won't engage unless you have touched the brake pedal atleast once since you started the car... could that explain your issue? :cool:
could be I will try it next time ;thank for a number of possible answers ;don,t use the brakes when on cruise control just go up and down with the set and reset unless it gets a bit hairy in the lanes ;;be my undoing one fine day ;;forgot where the brake pedal was ,had to look .bad habit I think not recommended ;;
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Post by: Doggie 1 on June 16, 2014, 00:34:20
blame doggie...he starts everything.....even with the fuzzies on his face...... :snigger:

 :Shocked:
What did I do?
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Post by: Phil №❶ on June 16, 2014, 00:50:57
Where I last worked, it was common to be blamed for anything that went wrong at work, while you were away on holidays. :(
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Post by: Just Rick on July 12, 2014, 15:41:25
Some of them I remember some I don't,but in the past weeks I have been doing a bit of sole searching,this is a long video but well worth the watch,something to think about,then you have to now add in the thought of mobile phone use in our lives.

:link: TOP 50: SCARIEST PSAs - AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFigJXPGhm8)
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Post by: Just Rick on August 09, 2014, 11:51:32
Some one got themselves a ground up resto,this came through Quarantine last week,I haven't seen one of these for many many years
(http://i.imgur.com/byWTVSl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/i8pPLA0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/lEYgXJz.jpg)
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Post by: neptune on August 09, 2014, 13:06:21
Austin A30 per chance?.....
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 09, 2014, 13:21:58
Rick, where do you work?  :undecided:
Are you with a car transport company?
You can pm me if you prefer.  :)
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Post by: Just Rick on August 09, 2014, 14:01:07
Austin A30 per chance?.....

A40 actually,I had the sedan when I was a lot younger,also had an A30 for a short time
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Post by: Just Rick on August 09, 2014, 14:13:49
Rick, where do you work?  :undecided:
Are you with a car transport company?
You can pm me if you prefer.  :)

Work For K & S Freighters,we do all sorts of freight,our yard also has a Quarantine authorised/accredited Wash service,you'll not believe some of the cars I see come through there,little while ago had seven E-Types come through,heap of cool stuff comes through there,most of it comes from the States,England,we had some nice corvettes come through,the best one that had me transfixed was an old two door Cornvertable Caddy,already fully restored
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 09, 2014, 14:15:22
 :goodjob2:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on August 09, 2014, 14:29:43
had an A30 for a short time

A real powerhouse.  :fum:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 09, 2014, 14:42:57
:goodjob2:

This is like the one that came through our yard,except it had a fawn top

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Post by: Surferdude on August 09, 2014, 21:17:47
Yep. A40.
My grandparents bought one new. I still have the receipt for it.
But theirs was a sedan.
We got T boned by a taxi once in the centre of Brisbane when I was about 6 y/o.
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Post by: Just Rick on August 17, 2014, 06:01:58
Finally got a Dash Cam for the truck,thought I would post a few Boring minutes of my Day's,following a little Chrome Bull dog about,yes I checked not swearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeqpOqoSt4w&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeqpOqoSt4w)

And this one I posted just for the Rev heads,front looks like the XY/XW Falcon but the american two door version

:link: 2600hp Ford Falcon??? The DIRTY BIRD - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDldwiVYtgI)
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Post by: Ugly Mongrel on August 17, 2014, 06:25:18
Rick, can't see your video. It says it's private.
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Post by: Just Rick on August 17, 2014, 06:32:08
Rick, can't see your video. It says it's private.

I'll have to go back and check the settings.Thanks
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Post by: Just Rick on August 17, 2014, 06:35:05
Try this one UM,it was as you said set at private

:link: NewGDi30 - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX84_r2_dwY)
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Post by: Dazzler on August 17, 2014, 09:38:43
Thanks Rick, enjoyed both of those... Gee you get a good view up there (nice clear camera too!)  :goodjob:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 17, 2014, 10:47:43
Yes it wasn't an expensive one,called a Black Box,thing I liked about it was it has the license plate function and it is GPS compatable,so once they fit the trucks with GPS tracking I'll alsobe able to have GPS co ordinates on film as well,along with speeds,when I'm a little more finacial I'm going to get two more(as they are very small,so I can set them up towards the sides of the truck,a lot goes on in the side views before it comes into view of this camera.
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 17, 2014, 13:23:52
Cyril seems to sit very high.
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Post by: Just Rick on August 29, 2014, 12:58:24
Someone posted a photo like this recently,Well Cyril just under three and a half just hit these numbers,(Hope SOMEONE Notices I pulled over to take the picture) still going well

(http://i.imgur.com/8jsbwrw.jpg)


BUT,I do have to admit,I DID,take this as well

(http://i.imgur.com/fbx0KUv.jpg)
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Post by: The Gonz on August 29, 2014, 13:02:57
You rebel! :eek:
 :lol: :victory:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 29, 2014, 13:50:32
I can be  :rofl:
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Post by: Phil №❶ on August 29, 2014, 14:27:05
Oh dear, just 300 more metres.  :undecided:
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Post by: Just Rick on August 29, 2014, 14:43:57
yes couldn't fluke that one
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Post by: Doggie 1 on August 30, 2014, 09:44:57
They're comin' to get yer.   :lol:
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Post by: Just Rick on September 30, 2014, 13:24:21
As some may know,Tis the Perth Royal this week,I have had to take the week off,I have spent the last three days washing,drying and grooming dog's,since starting,we have also been having to play musical dog's(as we have to keep them in the house to control their outside time to keep them clean)Oh! what fun,as two of the older girls don't see eye to eye,I have six entered this year(I must be mental)we are in tomorrow,Dog's are ready,I think I hve everything packed in the trailer,going to be a very long day,we must be gone from here By 0500 and we probably won't get back home until 2100 to 2200 tomorrow night.

If we get any of our dog's through in their class in group we will have to go back on Saturday.
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Post by: Phil №❶ on September 30, 2014, 13:30:10
Good luck Rick-p and Sue,

Take care traveling and don't overdo it.  :eek:
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Post by: Dazzler on September 30, 2014, 21:19:42
Good luck Rick-p and Sue,

Take care traveling and don't overdo it.  :eek:
:whsaid: I admire your fortitude!
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Post by: neptune on October 01, 2014, 13:56:53
As some may know,Tis the Perth Royal this week,I have had to take the week off,I have spent the last three days washing,drying and grooming dog's,since starting,we have also been having to play musical dog's(as we have to keep them in the house to control their outside time to keep them clean)Oh! what fun,as two of the older girls don't see eye to eye,I have six entered this year(I must be mental)we are in tomorrow,Dog's are ready,I think I hve everything packed in the trailer,going to be a very long day,we must be gone from here By 0500 and we probably won't get back home until 2100 to 2200 tomorrow night.

If we get any of our dog's through in their class in group we will have to go back on Saturday.

How did you go today on big doggie day.......?
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Post by: Just Rick on October 01, 2014, 15:18:16
What a day,Long,Long day,got home about an hour ago,dog's went well,all bar two won their classes in breed,but that's as far as they advanced,so don't have to go back Saturday,I'm getting to old for this Crap  :lol:
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Post by: Dazzler on October 01, 2014, 21:15:01
What a day,Long,Long day,got home about an hour ago,dog's went well,all bar two won their classes in breed,but that's as far as they advanced,so don't have to go back Saturday,I'm getting to old for this Crap  :lol:
:goodjob: guess you would have mixed feelings about that Rick?
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Post by: Just Rick on October 02, 2014, 13:49:25
No Mixed feelings Dazz,Royal for us is simply a good opportunity to bring the breed to the greater public and promote responsible pet ownership.

This one is Surik Ready T Rumble (Bambi) her show career has now ended,her mouth has gone off(undershot Jaw),she will be sterilized and we will think about letting her go to a pet home,such a shame for such a lovely Bitch.
(http://i.imgur.com/2bewTi9.jpg)
This one is Surik Over The Top (Otis) standing on the left and Surik Ready T Gamble (Maya) they will continue to be shown,we expect to do well with these two
(http://i.imgur.com/A9lehmp.jpg)
Then there's Surik Merlin (Merlin) on the left,Father of The pups Otis,Maya and Bambi and Surik Morrigan (Morrigan) on the right laying down,both still being shown.
(http://i.imgur.com/tTVKKdW.jpg)
Then last but not least Aust Ch. Desaix Keepsake (Luci) mother of the Pups, she has turned into a grumpy old bitch when going to shows,not toward people,but other dog's so this will be her last show.
(http://i.imgur.com/vDAgXmf.jpg)
As I said it was a huge day,I was in so much pain by the time we got home,I had somehow put my back out,took a couple of Tramidol went to bed and didn't get out until 1230 today,haven't even unloaded to trailer yet,I did manage to back it into it's shelter and unhook it from Bruce.

Also called the panel shop today and was told Cyril should be ready tomorrow,so just told em I would pick him up Monday
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Post by: neptune on October 02, 2014, 14:48:20


went to bed and didn't get out until 1230 today,haven't even unloaded to trailer yet,I did manage to back it into it's shelter and unhook it from Bruce.

Seems the dogs spent the night in the dog trailer as you have not yet unloaded it.......... :blubber:
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Post by: Doggie 1 on October 02, 2014, 14:50:23
I admire your fortitude!

I admire your fiftytude!  :D
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Post by: Just Rick on October 02, 2014, 16:36:11


went to bed and didn't get out until 1230 today,haven't even unloaded to trailer yet,I did manage to back it into it's shelter and unhook it from Bruce.

Seems the dogs spent the night in the dog trailer as you have not yet unloaded it.......... :blubber:

Oh! they were the first thing out,they wanted their tea,they got fed and settled before I did
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Post by: Just Rick on October 26, 2014, 09:37:00
This is what just three and a half minutes combing Netted out of Luci last night

(http://i.imgur.com/c1na5vw.jpg)

once raked up compressed and weight it was larger and weighed more than Sue's Gizmo(Chihuahua)

(http://i.imgur.com/PiPr2Qo.jpg)
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Post by: Just Rick on December 23, 2014, 10:56:31
Well seen the New XJ Jaguar today on the road,they've really gone backwards design wise with this one,looks like it has been badly beaten with an ugly stick
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Post by: Doggie 1 on December 23, 2014, 10:57:25
 :Shocked:
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Post by: Dazzler on December 23, 2014, 20:46:10
Well seen the New XJ Jaguar today on the road,they've really gone backwards design wise with this one,looks like it has been badly beaten with an ugly stick

I think a slight backward step..

:link: 2015 Jaguar XJ redesign - 2015 Jaguar XJ Changes ? automotive news (http://carstrok.com/2015-jaguar-xj-changes/2015-jaguar-xj-redesign/)

But I still wouldn't climb over one of them to get to you!  :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on December 25, 2014, 08:52:59
The photo's do it more justice than in real view,,very luxurious inside,but the outside looks like crap
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Post by: Just Rick on December 28, 2014, 12:00:32
My Christmas Hat
(http://i.imgur.com/qTfACjR.jpg)

And my Christmas wish list T-Shirt and I can tell you I didn't get sweet FA of any of it(especially the second one)
(http://i.imgur.com/oQP0tbL.jpg)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: AlanHo on December 28, 2014, 12:53:53
Snap

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/AlanHo1937/BahHumbug.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/AlanHo1937/media/BahHumbug.jpg.html)
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Post by: Just Rick on December 28, 2014, 14:19:34
Snap

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/AlanHo1937/BahHumbug.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/AlanHo1937/media/BahHumbug.jpg.html)


 :rofl: :rofl: cool hat  :goodjob2:
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Post by: Dazzler on December 28, 2014, 17:57:01
:goodjob: Guys! :lol:
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Post by: FatBoy on December 28, 2014, 21:31:52
Great hat, fellas.   :goodjob:

I had the same wish list as you, Rick, likewise Santa didn't effin' listen.
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Post by: Just Rick on March 22, 2015, 13:46:35
Lovely

:link: Merlin an Family - YouTube (http://youtu.be/ZTDYYYXqKdc)
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Post by: neptune on March 22, 2015, 22:15:22
The kids are looking good.....
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Post by: Wingerdave on March 22, 2015, 22:47:20
I ate a pizza once, i didn't like it much  :snigger:
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Post by: CraigB on June 01, 2015, 14:46:25
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: Just Rick on June 01, 2015, 15:14:16
Cop this one then  :rofl:
A 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.
"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver.
"No way", replied the irritated youngster.
"What about a bag of lollies and Fifty Dollars?” quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No, I'm not getting in the car" answered the boy.
"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.
"NO," screamed the boy.
What will it take to get you into the car?”, asked the driver, sighing.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought a f-------- jeep, now you live with it".
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Post by: Wingerdave on June 01, 2015, 18:26:59
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :victory:
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Post by: CraigB on June 01, 2015, 18:37:41
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Speaking of Jeeps I was at a friends panel shop the other day and they'd just got in a 2014 Grand Cherokee, we had some light hail here a couple of weeks ago and you should have seen the damage it had done to the aluminium bonnet :Shocked:
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Post by: Dazzler on June 01, 2015, 23:45:02
 :goodjob2: Liked both of those Rick!  :lol:
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Post by: Surferdude on June 02, 2015, 04:01:17
cruiserfied might not like the second one. :disapp: :cool:
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Post by: Just Rick on July 13, 2015, 15:13:26
Yesterday(Sunday 12/07/15) got to again have a bit of a chat to Dazz,in at the Winterland display Perth,he asked where would I be,I said it won't be hard to miss me just look for the bloke with the Purple Mohawk and the Farking big dog,didn't have a lot of time to catch up,But Dazz was looking very trim taut and terrific (bit different from the last time we met  :lol:)but Dazz had lots to do regarding family.  :goodjob2: last pick I just threw in for the heck of it,Otis enjoying his ride out(and yes I was stopped at the lights when I took it)
(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Dazzler on July 14, 2015, 02:06:31
Was good to catch up Rick. Your St Bernard was by far the cutest! Sorry I had to rush off. Amazing what 10 kg's does. Trying to keep it off is hard though when staying with family who keep offering treats (I'm mostly saying no!  :sweating: )

My Step cousin Shaaron and her husband usually have a drumstick ice cream for dessert and love chocolates and lollies! I've only had one drumstick  so far and no lollies or chocolates.  :victory:
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Post by: Just Rick on July 14, 2015, 15:01:17
You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:
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Post by: Dazzler on July 15, 2015, 01:57:04
You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:

I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F  :Shocked: :-[
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Post by: Just Rick on July 15, 2015, 14:53:11
Bugger now I really want a good Pizza  :lol: I can almost taste one
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Post by: CraigB on July 15, 2015, 15:55:10
You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:

I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F  :Shocked: :-[
Plus half an Arancini and Bruschetta and some tasty cocktails, nearly as much as I ate :D
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Post by: neptune on July 16, 2015, 03:10:45
You got more will power than me then,love a drumstick or two  :lol: I rarely try eating chocolate cause once I have one square next thing I look and the block is gone :fum: and bugger me if someone puts a bowl of jelly beans out,I'll eat them until they make me sick  :rofl:

I used to be like that, mind you I had Garlic bread and almost a whole pizza last night while out with Craig and his G/F  :Shocked: :-[

no time for a coffee then......
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Post by: Dazzler on July 16, 2015, 04:42:33
Sorry John I was stretched a bit thin. Visit at short notice and spent a lot of time with my dad at the hospital :-(
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Post by: Just Rick on October 07, 2015, 13:26:32
Dave;s recent doctors visit,he liked it  :rofl: :rofl:

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