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Hmmm, expect insults..... Okay, here goes....You're one ugly mother F^*ker, Rick!!!!
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...
Damn auto/spell checker strikes again. I do like the "expect insults" better. You are all a bunch of w%#kers!!(Surveys have shown that 95% of men masturbate, the other 5% are liars)
I'm going to have a bitch here,I came across one of my pet hates today,someone parking in a disabled bay,Sue being disabled and not being able to walk any great distance,when she needs to pop into the shops for something it is handy to be able to park in one of these bays,anyhow today we had to go to Perth and back,on the way home we called into the York IGA,not a problem we did get a spot,but i happened to walk Sue's dog's up the road a little and noticed the car in the bay in front of us did not in fact have an acrod card,sticker what ever you like to call them,the ten,fifteen minutes we were there,I noticed a number of Native Australians,going to and from the car,I said to them you do not have a current acrod card,basically I was told to go screw myself,I have been informed by the deptment who issues these cards,that first you have to report it to the shopping centre or shop which has these spots,which I did,I was informed by the store manager they could not do anything about this as the PPL were Native Australians,next if this can not be sorted by the shop manager,you report it to the national disability services,24 hr line,again I was informed,it was of no use them chasing it up as the offenders where Native Australians.PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen
PPL wonder why there is so much Racism towards our native countymen
Yes, it's a bloody nuisance when people use disabled parks that way. Often see many Caucasian in our nearby shopping centres abusing these parks. Scum of the earth. Never seen my native son-in-law or his relatives abusing these parks. Interesting that.
When I picked up my GD i30, the top screw holes at the rear were visible and it drove my me nuts.I had to fix that too. Nothing worse than your rear screw holes being visible.
Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:11:56OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...Not this time buddy I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it
Quote from: db08 on March 30, 2013, 12:38:40When I picked up my GD i30, the top screw holes at the rear were visible and it drove my me nuts.I had to fix that too. Nothing worse than your rear screw holes being visible.Oh no, another OCD member. The front of the Elite and Premium is different to the Active. If you have narrow plates, as we have, the best way of attaching them is with one screw in each corner of the plate. This forces the plate in a curve that follows the contour of the grill. Looks much neater.
Quote from: Shambles on March 30, 2013, 11:38:01Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:11:56OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...Not this time buddy I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not except
Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:12:51Quote from: Shambles on March 30, 2013, 11:38:01Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:11:56OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...Not this time buddy I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not exceptSorry about the ugly comment, Rick...
Quote from: rustynutz on March 30, 2013, 13:20:57Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:12:51Quote from: Shambles on March 30, 2013, 11:38:01Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 11:11:56OK You silly SODS,who changed it from NO insults to Expect Insults,I'm gunna blame Dazz again...Not this time buddy I think you probably meant to type "except insults", as no edits have been made on your topic title since you created it Probably did,I think with Rusty's insult,I'm with Jamie could be funnier to leave it as expect,not exceptSorry about the ugly comment, Rick... Doesn't worry me one Iota,with looks like mine you take any compliment from anywhere and anyone,found out today how to overcome my looks with the women,just walk round with the wife's dog(no I didn't say my wife was a dog) A five month old Chihuahua,attracts women like moths to a light,young and old,but then sadly the wife turns back up