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There is a feature article in the UK Sunday Mail today devoted to the causes and the normal levels of passing wind.

It claims that it is normal to pass wind between 8 and 15 times a day and that you should seek medical help if you fall outside these levels becaue it may be signs of a illness.

I'm may contact my doctor because I fall below the minimum level. But first I will start eating tinned beans, sprouts and Garlic every day to see if that can inflate my rate.
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Mushy peas will get you there quicker :victory:
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Maybe if you just push a bit harder you can get the trapped air  out    :undecided:
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I would not worry Alan, just means you are not ready to be an old fart yet  :snigger:
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I would not worry Alan, just means you are not ready to be an old fart yet  :snigger:

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I did a very loud fart in the supermarket yesterday and four people turned round and looked at me.

It was just like being a contestant on "The Voice".
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You're definitely a head turner, Alan. :lol:
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I did a very loud fart in the supermarket yesterday and four people turned round and looked at me.

It was just like being a contestant on "The Voice".

I'm going to air that one on facebook.. :brilliant:
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There is a feature article in the UK Sunday Mail today devoted to the causes and the normal levels of passing wind.

It claims that it is normal to pass wind between 8 and 15 times a day and that you should seek medical help if you fall outside these levels becaue it may be signs of a illness.

I'm may contact my doctor because I fall below the minimum level. But first I will start eating tinned beans, sprouts and Garlic every day to see if that can inflate my rate.

I can just imagine all the sheeples visiting their doctor and saying they'd read on the internet that they don't fart enough.   :crazy1:
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I got creative yesterday and bought a bag of spuds to do my own cooking. :crazy1:

With Google Home's help I elected to boil them with a full head of garlic and dose of salt and pepper. :D

I just couldn't bear to discard the garlic, so on it went with the spuds beside the chicken schnitzel Mrs G did up for me. :razz:

This morning I'm monitoring the situation. You may hear reports from time to time. :winker:
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