Instead of arguing about who's got the longest arms etc, here's a thought for testing the engine bay alarm. Bear in mind, this is suggested by a mere female, so it might not work.
1. Pop the hood from inside the car.
2. Get out of the car (with the remote).
3. Close but do not lock the doors.
3. Open the hood. (Secure it in place so it doesn't hit your scone
)
4. Hold the pesky little switch down with your finger.
5. Lock the car using the remote.
6. Wait a few minutes and remove your finger from the pesky little switch.
Will that work