WARNING Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, scientists from the Australian National University in Canberra released the results of a recent study that revealed the presence of massive amounts of female hormones in beer.
All men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking too much beer, men can quickly turn into women.
To test the theory, researchers had 100 male subjects drink 10 glasses of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was observed that 100% of the test subjects then:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
3) Were unable to think rationally.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) needed to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
