Reminds me of the guy who goes to the tattoo artist asking for an Indian to be tattooed on his back. The artist says to the guy no problem, but I see you have no other tattoos, this is going to be perhaps a little painful and quite expensive.
No worries says the guy, just go for it and he lays down on the couch. The artist sets to work and draws the outline on the customer then announces he is about to start the colouring. About an hour in, the customer suddenly says, damn I nearly forgot, I'm left handed, my father was left handed and my grandfather was left handed, can you make sure that he is holding his hatchet in his left hand. No problem says the artist, the customer though is adamant, this is absolutely essential,you will remember to put his hatchet in his left hand?
Definitely says the artist, just as soon as I have finished his turban.