[Ugly Mongrel]

The Anglo-Zanzibar War was fought between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar on 27 August 1896. The conflict lasted 38 minutes and is the shortest war in history.

[Doggie 1]

What were they arguing about? Lunch?

[Dazzler]

What were they arguing about? Lunch?

 

Close it was Breakfast (That's not how ya make porridge!) 

[Shambles]

It was one of those "did you spill my pint?" kind of arguments - easily sorted.

[Ugly Mongrel]

It was one of those "did you spill my pint?" kind of arguments - easily sorted.

Must have been quite a pint, Shambles.

Poms had one wounded, Zanzibar had 500 casualties (killed or wounded). Damn those naval guns!!!

[Doggie 1]

It was one of those "did you spill my pint?" kind of arguments - easily sorted.

Must have been quite a pint, Shambles.

Poms had one wounded, Zanzibar had 500 casualties (killed or wounded). Damn those naval guns!!!

Sounds like the Brits had it all in hand then. 

[Shambles]

Poms had one wounded, Zanzibar had 500 casualties (killed or wounded). Damn those naval guns!!!

The Poms probably had a guy named Lewis Gun^* playing on their team   




^*I know I know, the dates don't tally

[Ugly Mongrel]

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

[Doggie 1]

I didn't.
But boy, am I glad I do now!
Going to bed tonight will be a totally new experience for me being safe in the knowledge that I know that the greatest duck of all time had a middle name of Fauntleroy.
 

[Ugly Mongrel]

I didn't.
But boy, am I glad I do now!
Going to bed tonight will be a totally new experience for me being safe in the knowledge that I know that the greatest duck of all time had a middle name of Fauntleroy.
 

Glad to be of assistance, Dave.

[Doggie 1]

 

[rustynutz]

I once knew a bloke whose name was Donald Duck......How cruel were his parents? 

I have no idea what his middle name was though...

[Doggie 1]

I once knew a bloke whose name was Donald Duck......How cruel were his parents? 

I have no idea what his middle name was though...

When we went trough training we were told to always be careful not to be too quick to arrest for False Name because some people have strange names.
There is indeed (or at least was) a person in Perth called Donald Duck too.
And there was another one whose car rego kept getting called up to see who the owner was (for a laugh) because the owner's details came back (true story this) as Phat Long Kok. 

[rustynutz]

 

[Dazzler]

I've mentioned this before but I have a work-mate called John Smith and when a customer wanted to complain about him, he is a debt collector, she wouldn't believe his name...

[Doggie 1]

I've mentioned this before but I have a work-mate called John Smith and when a customer wanted to complain about him, he is a debt collector, she wouldn't believe his name...

There's just no trust in this world.

[Ugly Mongrel]

The Great London Smog killed 3900 and hospitalized nearly 100000 people from Friday 5 to Tuesday 9 December 1952.

[Shambles]

The Great London Smog killed 3900 and hospitalized nearly 100000 people from Friday 5 to Tuesday 9 December 1952.

You should be making videos

[Ugly Mongrel]

The Great London Smog killed 3900 and hospitalized nearly 100000 people from Friday 5 to Tuesday 9 December 1952.

You should be making videos

Why are people so unkind?

[meehalych]

And there was another one whose car rego kept getting called up to see who the owner was (for a laugh) because the owner's details came back (true story this) as Phat Long Kok. 

in fact, at least, in Russian language, kok (кок) means ship's cook 

[Doggie 1]

And there was another one whose car rego kept getting called up to see who the owner was (for a laugh) because the owner's details came back (true story this) as Phat Long Kok. 

in fact, at least, in Russian language, kok (кок) means ship's cook 

It means something else in Australia 

[rustynutz]

Thinks go better with kok.....

[Ugly Mongrel]

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

[AlanHo]

I know that the average 5 year old can use a whole lipstick in 30 seconds - so it comes as no surprise

[Dazzler]

I know that the average 5 year old can use a whole lipstick in 30 seconds - so it comes as no surprise

 

[Doggie 1]

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

So, there must be some correlation then between the height of a woman, the size of her lips and the length of the stick? 
There's probably a formula to it - I wonder what it is? 

[Ugly Mongrel]

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

So, there must be some correlation then between the height of a woman, the size of her lips and the length of the stick? 
There's probably a formula to it - I wonder what it is? 

Do some research, Dave, then get back to us.

[Dazzler]

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

So, there must be some correlation then between the height of a woman, the size of her lips and the length of the stick? 
There's probably a formula to it - I wonder what it is? 

Do some research, Dave, then get back to us.

  Sounds like Thailand might be a good place to start 

[Doggie 1]

The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

So, there must be some correlation then between the height of a woman, the size of her lips and the length of the stick? 
There's probably a formula to it - I wonder what it is? 

Do some research, Dave, then get back to us.

  Sounds like Thailand might be a good place to start 

I don't.
The length of the stick tends to get in the way and would corrupt the formula.

[Ugly Mongrel]

Thee word 'almost' is the longest in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.