[Phil №❶]

Happy Birthday 
Mine would have been 114 on May 29th just gone.

Thanks,,,, on his behalf 

[Ugly Mongrel]

Humans have four nostrils.

[Doggie 1]

No, I didn't.

But due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.

[Ugly Mongrel]

No, I didn't.

But due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.

Really?

[Doggie 1]

Apparently.
It must be true. I read it on the internet.

[Ugly Mongrel]

Apparently.
It must be true. I read it on the internet.

Oh, I thought you had a blue ceiling. Silly me.

[Ugly Mongrel]

The world’s oldest known recipe is for beer.

[Doggie 1]

Was it Chinese?

[TazManiac]

Bloody crazy Germans...

[Ugly Mongrel]

Was it Chinese?

Don't think so. It would have been dim Sims if it were a Chinese recipe.

[meehalych]

The world’s oldest known recipe is for beer.

Egyptians

[Doggie 1]

Babylonians?

[Ugly Mongrel]

Here you go, no more guessing.

 http://www.beerinstitute.org/tier.asp?bid=139

[Dazzler]

Tasmanian?

I don't think so (we are talking oldest.. not the best)

[meehalych]

Beer is one of the world's oldest prepared beverages, possibly dating back to the early Neolithic or 9500 BC, when cereal was first farmed, and is recorded in the written history of ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia

[Doggie 1]

I think I was close. 

"The Babylonians made sixteen kinds of beer, using everything from white and black barley to wheat and honey. Beer was extolled in the Egyptian Book of the Dead, where the varieties listed include "beer of truth" and "beer of eternity."

Babylon was a very civilised city so I thought they'd be into it.

[Ugly Mongrel]

Close, Dave, but no cigar this time

[Ugly Mongrel]

An erg is a standard unit of energy. A Foe is a unit of energy equal to ten to the power of fifty-one ergs.

[rustynutz]

I have 3 ergs for brekky....

[Doggie 1]

Scrambled ergs would give you power to spare.

[rustynutz]

I'd expend too much energy making them... 

[Shambles]

Scrambled ergs would give you power to spare.

I'd expend too much energy making them... 

Too much energy trying to fertilise them, more like


Sorry, are we still talking about eggs?

[rustynutz]

We don't do that sort of kinky stuff to our scrambled ergs, here in Oz....

[Ugly Mongrel]

The worlds oldest clock is located in Salisbury Cathedral in southern England. It dates from about 1386.

[Shambles]

The worlds oldest clock is located in Salisbury Cathedral in southern England. It dates from about 1386.

About?

Not much of a clock

[Surferdude]

The worlds oldest clock is located in Salisbury Cathedral in southern England. It dates from about 1386.

True story. I've been there. Lovely old cathedral and it's history is nicely documented in "Sarum". While there I was walking along a street beside the cathedral. Lovely old homes and this guy came towards me pulling an old hand cart, turning into each house and leaving something on the front porch. When he got closer I realised he was an egg man, delivering eggs.
So, right on topic here. Salisbury Cathedral AND eggs.

[Phil №❶]

The worlds oldest clock is located in Salisbury Cathedral in southern England. It dates from about 1386.

True story. I've been there. Lovely old cathedral and it's history is nicely documented in "Sarum". While there I was walking along a street beside the cathedral. Lovely old homes and this guy came towards me pulling an old hand cart, turning into each house and leaving something on the front porch. When he got closer I realised he was an egg man, delivering eggs.
So, right on topic here. Salisbury Cathedral AND eggs.

Koo Koo Ka Choo,

You did'nt happen to see a walrus at all perhaps. 

[Surferdude]

The worlds oldest clock is located in Salisbury Cathedral in southern England. It dates from about 1386.

True story. I've been there. Lovely old cathedral and it's history is nicely documented in "Sarum". While there I was walking along a street beside the cathedral. Lovely old homes and this guy came towards me pulling an old hand cart, turning into each house and leaving something on the front porch. When he got closer I realised he was an egg man, delivering eggs.
So, right on topic here. Salisbury Cathedral AND eggs.

Koo Koo Ka Choo,

You did'nt happen to see a walrus at all perhaps. 

[Ugly Mongrel]

The only mammals lacking a baculum are humans, horses, donkeys, rhinoceros, marsupials, rabbits, cetaceans (whales and dolphins), elephants and hyenas.

[Doggie 1]

That doesn't leave many.