[Shambles]

+ Paid $7 for a full body Balinese massage.

From balls to knees? You were overcharged.

[The Gonz]

 

Full body, disposable underwear included, and her name was not Bruce.

[Doggie 1]

Full body, disposable underwear included, and her name was not Bruce.

Mm.
Balinese massage.
Underwear.
Does not compute.      

[CraigB]

+ Paid $7 for a full body Balinese massage.
- It only lasted an hour.
+ I'll get another tomorrow.

- It cost me a lot more than that when I was there! 
  Obviously went to the wrong place. (But it was good.  )

Or the right place didn't yours come with a happy ending

I've lost count how many I've been offered here in Vietnam with a boom boom the girlfriend told me to get one but I respectfully declined

[Dazzler]

 

[beerman]

+ Paid $7 for a full body Balinese massage.
- It only lasted an hour.
+ I'll get another tomorrow.

- It cost me a lot more than that when I was there! 
  Obviously went to the wrong place. (But it was good.  )

Or the right place didn't yours come with a happy ending

I've lost count how many I've been offered here in Vietnam with a boom boom the girlfriend told me to get one but I respectfully declined

As you should, we have enough 'outsourcing' of jobs, without your wife trying to get on board 

The number of 'massage' places on the Gold Coast has exploded (so to speak) over the last couple of years, The legal brothels are complaining about them taking business.  If only we had a diligent investigator like doggy to  selflessly go and gather the evidence required to shut them down, one place at a time.

[Phil №❶]

Doggie1 would be happy to gather the evidence, shut them down, I think not. 

[beerman]

You shut one two open.....Job for life so to speak.......

[Dazzler]

Doggie1 would be happy to gather the evidence, shut them down, I think not. 

If anyone could pull it off, I reckon you or Dave could... 

[Phil №❶]

Was that a lopsided compliment 

[The Gonz]

- Last night in Bali
+ 10 days to Singapore

[Doggie 1]

Doggie1 would be happy to gather the evidence, shut them down, I think not. 

If anyone could pull it off, I reckon you or Dave could... 

I've done a similar job over here when I worked at the old place.
But I had to get the evidence and get the evidence I did.
It was a hard day at the office. 

[Dazzler]

Doggie1 would be happy to gather the evidence, shut them down, I think not. 

If anyone could pull it off, I reckon you or Dave could... 

I've done a similar job over here when I worked at the old place.
But I had to get the evidence and get the evidence I did.
It was a hard day at the orifice. 

I fixed it for you Dave... 

[Doggie 1]

Doggie1 would be happy to gather the evidence, shut them down, I think not. 

If anyone could pull it off, I reckon you or Dave could... 

I've done a similar job over here when I worked at the old place.
But I had to get the evidence and get the evidence I did.
It was a hard day at the orifice. 

I fixed it for you Dave... 

 
Subtle.
But effective.
I was relieved when it was over.   

[PhireSideZA]

- Got home quite late tonight due to work, with no sign of it improving in the foreseeable future

+ Telkom finally installed our antenna for the LTE based internet, and the latency seems to have pretty much halved

- The abovementioned LTE does suffer from some congestion between 6 PM and 9 PM, but otherwise I am satisfied.

+ Another day that I have survived on this earth (I am splitting hairs now, but I need some positivity right now )

[tweety]

Purchased a used thematic fan from a Perth wrecker. $185...not bad.

Open bonnet, remove air intake 2 bolts, remove 2top bolts holding thermo housing on, unclip electrical connection whole fan assembly pulls out as bottom mounts are pull up jobs easy. Reverse oriceedure start to finish about 12 minutes.

Man that's fast.

[Dazzler]

 

That's what you want... A fast fan! 

[The Gonz]

FANtastic!

[Phil №❶]

  

[The Gonz]

[The Gonz]

- I thought I'd start the day with a coffee but I felt sorry for it because it's always getting mugged.
+ So I tried some famous Moses tea: never heard of it? Apparently Hebrews it himself!

[neptune]

- I thought I'd start the day with a coffee but I felt sorry for it because it's always getting mugged.
+ So I tried some famous Moses tea: never heard of it? Apparently Hebrews it himself!

You need to come home soon, Gonz...... you seem like you are starting to lose it over there.......

[The Gonz]

+ No classes today so stayed home and watched Brexit on BBC News
- Remembered we still have L6,00 in HSBC
- Most sites such as Google, Facebook and IMDB are failing to load this afternoon
+ The forum still loads just fine

[AlanHo]

+  Woke up today with the news that UK has voted for Brexit. A great start for today

-  We are holidaying with 2 other couples in a large house in the East Sussex countryside. We suffered some huge thunderstorms and a rain deluge in the night and awake to find we had a power cut. Starting the day without a coffee caffeine shot and my morning toast and butter is not good

+ The clouds cleared by 8.00 am and we had a glorious day of blue skies and sunshin

-  My nose is red after catching the sun

+ this evening we celebrated the Brexit win with a choice of champagne, wine and spirits. I sampled all three two or three times.

_  Me 'ed 'urts 

[asathorny]

All sounds good Alan, enjoy 

[Lester]

- I thought I'd start the day with a coffee but I felt sorry for it because it's always getting mugged.
+ So I tried some famous Moses tea: never heard of it? Apparently Hebrews it himself!

You need to come home soon, Gonz...... you seem like you are starting to lose it over there.......

Gonz might be refused entry back into OZ, he might be brain washed with Indo Doctrine.

[The Gonz]

- I thought I'd start the day with a coffee but I felt sorry for it because it's always getting mugged.
+ So I tried some famous Moses tea: never heard of it? Apparently Hebrews it himself!

You need to come home soon, Gonz...... you seem like you are starting to lose it over there.......

Gonz might be refused entry back into OZ, he might be brain washed with Indo Doctrine.

...which should render me utterly harmless.

[Lakes]

Was good to see Aussie Jack Miller win Dutch GP, on Red Flag ( heavy rain) Jacks first MotoGP win one Aussie in it in class dominated by Spanish Boy's!!!

[Dazzler]

 

[John B]

Was good to see Aussie Jack Miller win Dutch GP, on Red Flag ( heavy rain) Jacks first MotoGP win one Aussie in it in class dominated by Spanish Boy's!!!

Recorded it last night to watch today.