[eye30]

A French hunter has told how he had to have his hand amputated after his "adorable" dog accidentally shot him.

The 55-year-old man, named only as Rene, said the animal accidentally pulled the trigger of his master's shotgun after jumping on top of him "for a cuddle".

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/dog-shoots-man-hunters-hand-amputated-003448867.html

[Dazzler]

I guess it could have been worse  (his "bits" or his head) 

[Doggie 1]

And he drives a Bitsaremissing.