[Hemmi]

 

[Shambles]

Enjoy your flight

.. rrright

[Dazzler]

Can't see that happening (for at least a couple of years)

[tzwientjuh]

Can I pay with creditcard?

[bumpkin]

Here are some links to an Aussie comedian doing his versions of flight safety and security.  Be warned they are 18+ and NSFW, but they tickled my sense of humour.