[Dazzler]

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient
kind. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year....
Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay
for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally Just hung up.
He didn't call back. Bet he felt dumb!

[Shambles]

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Buhahahahahahaha

Better than the joke itself!

[Hemmi]

both jokes are good  

[EymaTeapot]

Shambles,

You are hard on your wife. I rate her at least a 7/10