[FatBoy]

Now this is not a joke.

I was talking to my friend the other day, and he was asking how my new job was going.  I told him that it was going well, and that I was enjoying my morning run along Cable Beach, and that I had lost 5kg!!  He asked me whether I saw the crocodile on Cable Beach at all.  I said, "What crocodile?"  So he told me to Google it.  I came up with this:

Four-metre crocodile closes Broome's Cable Beach - ABC News (Australian

 
 

I will keep a better look out on my next run!!

 

[Dazzler]

Jeepers! If he bites your leg off you will lose another 5KG very quickly 

[FatBoy]

I reckon if I actually saw it, I would lose 5kg immediately from my bowels.

 

[Just Rick]

Leave the poor bugger alone,you don't pick on the other surfers using the beach,he's been there for awhile 

[FatBoy]

I have no problem with him being there, I just won't be there at the same time as him!!

[Phil №❶]

No wonder the money's so good, Fatboy. Health hazards everywhere.

[Dazzler]

I can't see what the problem is (they have lots in common)

Jamie is a Chopper Pilot and the Croc has a great set of Choppers 

[Surferdude]

My daughter lives in Darwin - at Nightcliff, just across the road from the beach.

This was the local news a couple of weeks ago.

ABC journalist chased out of the water by crocodile | NT News

She walks along there every evening.

I told her to do it well before dark.

[Dazzler]

We get snakes near our dam! 

[Just Rick]

My daughter lives in Darwin - at Nightcliff, just across the road from the beach.

This was the local news a couple of weeks ago.

ABC journalist chased out of the water by crocodile | NT News

She walks along there every evening.

I told her to do it well before dark.

Croc didn't want to share the great surf that day,bit like some surfers they can get a little territorial 

[Keith]

Meh.... I don't see what the problem is... You Aussies are used to such things after all they keep the Brits away don't they?