[Ugly Mongrel]

I wasn't sure if I should post this here or in the jokes folder

Sex store worker attacked with fetish toys

[asathorny]

Well I just hope he gets a STIFF sentence 

[Dazzler]

Police allege the 22-year-old man grabbed a Fantasy Fetish pack, which contained items including a saddle, after crashing through the ceiling in the early hours of Thursday.

Police say.. " he enjoyed his Ride to the Station" 

@ Terry, Police also said "the dress he was wearing was a nice red one .. and he had an impressive set of boobs!" 

[AlanHo]

No mention of an offensive weapon being used though....

[Dazzler]

No mention of an offensive weapon being used though....

Yeah, and the headline was a bit miss leading .. made it sound like the shop person was tied up and worked over with a couple of toys (which would have made for a much more interesting read!) 

[Ugly Mongrel]

Police allege the 22-year-old man grabbed a Fantasy Fetish pack, which contained items including a saddle, after crashing through the ceiling in the early hours of Thursday.

Police say.. " he enjoyed his Ride to the Station" 

@ Terry, Police also said "the dress he was wearing was a nice red one .. and he had an impressive set of boobs!" 

Counts me out, I'm 25.