Born in New York went to Eton and Oxford, in possession of a daft name (Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson) what other qualifications do you need to run England and Wales (and maybe Scotland).....
If he can't dream up a controversial peg to grab the limelight then he just clowns around, like, getting stranded on a zip wire over the Thames.
And, even tho it is common knowledge that he is a well educated buffoon, the unwashed masses will vote him in because he makes them laugh.
Even tho it is quite right that diesel engines are far dirtier than petrol, the choice is akin to the choice between beheading and hanging, the end results are much the same except one may take slightly longer than tother
With regards to Scotland, if your going, please close the door on your way out and good luck with King Alex (he wants to be a big fish in a little pond instead of like now, a little fish in a big pond.)