[eye30]

One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of sweets if you get in the car", said the male driver.

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of sweetsd and £10?" asked the driver?

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of sweets and £50"? Quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the damn car!" answered the boy "OK, I know what you want; I'll give you £100 and a bag of sweets", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? Asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it!"

(PS do you get Skoda's in OZ?)

[Dazzler]

Yeah they have recently been reintroduced...

Once a bit of a joke but the Roomster and Octavia are now getting positive reviews (although not selling that well as far as I'm aware)