Job title vs. actual job

PhireSideZA · **February 23, 2015, 20:12:26**

I saw this on another forum I frequent and found the posts quite funny so hoping it takes off here

Job title: Customer Engineer
Actual job: Printer unbreaker, computer unbreaker, telephone unbreaker, project make-it-happen-er, delivery guy, courier, the guy you blame when your cellphone won't work after he fixed your printer, MacGyver, and office record holder for scoffing the most vetkoek in one sitting

Surferdude · **Reply #1: February 23, 2015, 23:56:20**

PhireSideZA · **Reply #2: February 25, 2015, 05:08:20**

Quote from: Surferdude on February 23, 2015, 23:56:20

Oh come on, I can't be the only knob who likes threads like these? Where is everybody?

Dazzler · **Reply #3: February 25, 2015, 05:56:54**

Sorry.. Your example didn't get my creative juices flowing!

I'll put my thinking cap on!

cruiserfied · **Reply #4: February 25, 2015, 06:09:44**

I like it, I'm just not good at thinking up things like that.

eye30 · **Reply #5: February 25, 2015, 12:48:50**

Bin person = enviromental operative

Just Rick · **Reply #6: February 25, 2015, 14:45:06**

Heavy Haulage Operator- duties pick up and or deliver loads that have already been prepared for shipping.

Actual job,fork lift operator,able to load and unload yourself,load restraints officer,must know how to securely restrain all types of loads,safety officer able to protect everyone in the loading /unloading process keep other motorists safe from their own stupidity,the person the customer blames for late and or damaged stock,person fleet controller blames for late and or damaged stock,person that is abused by all other road users(small vehicles)if anything goes wrong anywhere,just blame the heavy haulage operator, we all got broad shoulders

Phil №❶ · **Reply #7: February 25, 2015, 21:11:53**

I think you've worked out what to do in this thread, Rick.

PhireSideZA · **Reply #8: February 25, 2015, 21:15:27**

Give that man a Bells

Phil №❶ · **Reply #9: February 25, 2015, 21:48:13**

Rick would prefer a ginger beer, but I'm sure he appreciates your sentiment.

Dazzler · **Reply #10: February 25, 2015, 21:53:50**

I actually like technical sounding names for mundane jobs..

Garbage Man = Garbologist!

Surferdude · **Reply #11: February 26, 2015, 09:26:02**

Quote from: Dazzler on February 25, 2015, 21:53:50

I actually like technical sounding names for mundane jobs..

Garbage Man = Garbologist!

Lawn mowing specialist + Grassologist.

I knew one back in the 60's. True story.

His name was Joe Larkin and he became one of the best surfboard builders in Australia through the 60's and 70's.

Doggie 1 · **Reply #12: February 26, 2015, 10:47:40**

P.I. = Stalker.

Wingerdave · **Reply #13: February 26, 2015, 13:07:03**

Computer guy = God

FatBoy · **Reply #14: February 26, 2015, 13:29:53**

Pilot = Thinks he is a God (really isn't)

neptune · **Reply #15: February 26, 2015, 14:17:08**

Quote from: Doggie 1 on February 26, 2015, 10:47:40

P.I. = Stalker.

If the shoe fits......

Dazzler · **Reply #16: February 26, 2015, 16:12:17**

Quote from: Doggie 1 on February 26, 2015, 10:47:40

P.I. = Stalker.

Does that make me a P.I.

PhireSideZA · **Reply #17: February 26, 2015, 16:45:16**

Quote from: Dazzler on February 26, 2015, 16:12:17

Quote from: Doggie 1 on February 26, 2015, 10:47:40
P.I. = Stalker.

Does that make me a P.I.

All stalkers aren't P.I.'s, but all P.I.'s are stalkers?

tla · **Reply #18: February 26, 2015, 18:48:52**

Waste treatment engineer = Sh*t stirrer

FatBoy · **Reply #19: February 27, 2015, 00:14:08**

Domestic engineer = House wife/husband

Dazzler · **Reply #20: February 27, 2015, 00:29:12**

Or something you screw on the bed that does the housework

did I say that out aloud?

FatBoy · **Reply #21: February 27, 2015, 02:11:27**

Quote from: Dazzler on February 27, 2015, 00:29:12

Or something you screw on the bed that does the housework did I say that out aloud?

You're fine, Dazz. I won't tell Trish. However she is reading this over your shoulder. You just looked, didn't you?

Dazzler · **Reply #22: February 27, 2015, 05:20:36**

I've hidden her glasses! I better hide Kittykat and Irene's as well!

PhireSideZA · **Reply #23: February 27, 2015, 05:25:09**

Quote from: tla on February 26, 2015, 18:48:52

Waste treatment engineer = Sh*t stirrer

bigwhitetruck1 · **Reply #24: March 08, 2015, 00:04:46**

Communication Underground Network Technician

Boss just calls us by the initials which fits better TBH

I Pull cables thru pipes in the ground

Dazzler · **Reply #25: March 08, 2015, 01:54:20**

kittikat · **Reply #26: March 08, 2015, 09:06:52**

Quote from: Dazzler on February 27, 2015, 05:20:36

I've hidden her glasses! I better hide Kittykat and Irene's as well!

Probably a good idea.

The Gonz · **Reply #27: March 08, 2015, 09:42:35**

“Media Distribution Officer” – Paperboy
“Highway Environmental Hygienist” – Street sweeper
“Transparency Enhancement Facilitator” – Window washer
“Talent Delivery Specialist” – Recruiter
“Sanitation Engineer” – Garbage man
“Public Waste Technician” – Toilet cleaner
“Mobile Sustenance Facilitator” – Food truck worker
“Communication Executive” – Call center worker
“Gastronomical Hygiene Engineer” – Dishwasher
“Color Distribution Technician” – House painter

Dazzler · **Reply #28: March 08, 2015, 10:19:33**

Quote from: The Gonz on March 08, 2015, 09:42:35

“Media Distribution Officer” – Paperboy
“Highway Environmental Hygienist” – Street sweeper
“Transparency Enhancement Facilitator” – Window washer
“Talent Delivery Specialist” – Recruiter
“Sanitation Engineer” – Garbage man
“Public Waste Technician” – Toilet cleaner
“Mobile Sustenance Facilitator” – Food truck worker
“Communication Executive” – Call center worker
“Gastronomical Hygiene Engineer” – Dishwasher
“Color Distribution Technician” – House painter

Just Rick · **Reply #29: March 08, 2015, 12:16:44**

I'm also one of a lost breed these days,I'm a JOATMON
Jack
Of
All
Trades
Master Of None