[bumpkin]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that  everybody was staring at me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


..............Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

[Hemmi]

 

[Shambles]

barp

[eye30]

 

[Dazzler]

That would be something I would do (if I had an ipod) 

[Shambles]

That would be something I would do (if I had an ipod) 

What...?  Fart, or fart to a rhythm

[bulldog180]

 

[Blue]