[Seoul-mate]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really  
 sick.  Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'          
                                                                           
 The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.    
 When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That  
 makes everything better and I go to work.  You try that.'                  
                                                                           
 Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.  'I do what you say and I feel      
 great.  I be at work soon......... You got nice house.'

[Shambles]

That's what happens when ambiguity creeps in  

[Dazzler]

Yeah you gotta watch that bloke, ambiguity