[AlanHo]

At last we get a general election.

I have high hopes it will severely damage the Labour Party and the killjoy Liberals

Home - BBC News

[eye30]

So you'll  be voting for the monster raving loony party

[asathorny]

At last we get a general election.

I have high hopes it will severely damage the Labour Party and the killjoy Liberals

Home - BBC News

Erection, severely damage the labour party!!!!

Pay attention Alan please,  Corbyn has been doing that for some time now without any assistance from Mother Theresa <sigh>

[AlanHo]

At last we get a general election.

I have high hopes it will severely damage the Labour Party and the killjoy Liberals

Home - BBC News

Erection, severely damage the labour party!!!!

Pay attention Alan please,  Corbyn has been doing that for some time now without any assistance from Mother Theresa <sigh>

That'll leave you in a quandary as to how to vote. perhaps you need to dig up the back garden and install a deep bunker so you have somewhere to go until the dust settles.

This is going to be an election night I will stay up to relish - whatever happens.

Your reference to "erection" I don't quite get - is it a subtle reference to the past dalliance between the gorgeous Dianne Abbot and the handsome Corbyn by any chance.

[asathorny]

Yes It'll be interesting for sure, staying up all night Alan, no.   

Whatever the outcome it will not have a long term effect on you and I, unless you've found the elixer of life and are keeping quiet about it 

We old coffin dodgers can sit back and laugh at the pantomime in progress.

The erection was no more than a spoonerism on election Alan, not like you to be so obtuse ???

To be honest I am already fed up with the news coverage 

[cruiserfied]

No point getting excited about elections over here. The trend for the last decade has been overthrowing the elected person cause the other members don't like them anymore.

[mickd]

Yep, Mal's a goner 

[cruiserfied]

Yep, Mal's a goner

And he didn't get voted in either lol

[mickd]

Surely they wouldn't go the recycling  path and get the "red budgie smuggler" back.

[Dazzler]

Surely they wouldn't go the recycling  path and get the "red budgie smuggler" back.

Jeez I hope not (he was embarrassing!) Out version of Trump!

[Phil №❶]

Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO 

[Shambles]

Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO 

I remember him with the other guy.

Abbott and Costello^Wiki

[Surferdude]

Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO 

I remember him with the other guy.

Abbott and Costello^Wiki

Yep. There was a time when we were in real danger of being led by Abbott and Costello.

[cruiserfied]

Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO 

I think our best shot is with the honorary Glenn Robbins.

I think our best shot is with the honorary Glenn Robbins.

I think the best shot would be between the eyes for the lot of them

[mickd]

Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO 

I think our best shot is with the honorary Glenn Robbins.

Ok , Russell Coight or Unlce Arthur ?
 
A lot of our pollies would be worried, sniveling Pine would just quit.

[Doggie 1]

I'd pick Abbott. He's nothing like Trump, really.
As long as they don't put that bloody Bishop in there. She's Malcolm with a skirt.

[The Gonz]

Abbott strikes me as having been unfairly poorly supported but more genuine than any we've had for a long time.

[Doggie 1]

I agree.
And he is a conservative, which unfortunately these days makes one a target of ridicule and subject to name calling, it seems.
I think he is a genuine person who speaks more for the party faithful than does Turnbull (who originally sought pre-selection by the ALP when he entered politics) and Julie Bishop, who is very talented but has shown herself to be of dubious character with low ethical standards. IMO.
Abbott has a massive public support base, but people seem to either love him or hate him and there's plenty in both camps.

[mickd]

Love them or hate them , seems to sum all pollies in general.
No to Bishop,  NO !!!! to Pauline.

[Dazzler]

Abbott strikes me as having been unfairly poorly supported but more genuine than any we've had for a long time.

Who asked for your opinion... 

Dave doesn't need any encouragement.. 

[Doggie 1]

See what I mean?   

[mickd]

Allanho ,
Seems us Aussies have  hi-jacked your post, we must have more variety   
Saw a report about your oppositions current situation,  amazing. He'd be long gone down here.

Any of your people wear budgie smugglers ?
Do you want a Pauline or a Pine or a Shorten ?
 

[AlanHo]

Allanho ,
Seems us Aussies have  hi-jacked your post, we must have more variety   
Saw a report about your oppositions current situation,  amazing. He'd be long gone down here.

Any of your people wear budgie smugglers ?
Do you want a Pauline or a Pine or a Shorten ?
 

I am so used to you aussies hi-jacking posts that I am now a closet Aussie. I have corks dangling from my hat, drink tinnies, wear short trousers all the time, fire up the Barbie even when it's pissing down with rain, call women Sheila's and continually brag about my physical attributes.

However it's a masquerade - I actually already have a shorten.

[Dazzler]

great answer Alan (you're still sharp)

[mickd]

Alan !!!
No thongs !?   

[Shambles]

However it's a masquerade - I actually already have a shorten.

I just wish I had half the wit of Alan, then I could alter my name to...

Oh, wait.

[Doggie 1]

Alan in a thong?   

[AlanHo]

Is a thong thomething a guy with a lithp things.

Or is it a cord to keep Haemorrhoids in place

Or is it a flip flop shoe

I lack any of them

[The Gonz]

It seems Alan's always shorten sharp.