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Offline bumpkin

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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.



As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


Just got sent this one by a female friend, I replied with "I don't like hard boiled eggs with my soldiers :lol: :lol:
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Old Joke.. :rolleyes: Good answer  :razz:
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I wonder what she does if you like them Hard boiled  :question:

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Take it you left the eggs unfertilized  :wink:


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I Don't get it... you can boil an egg in 3.2 seconds??????

LOL


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I Don't get it... you can boil an egg in 3.2 seconds??????

LOL

Time for a post-coital smoke there as well :lol: :lol:
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