[Dazzler]

Thought I'd share a story from my younger days...When I was sowing some wild oats..

I took  this nice Lady out to dinner for the first time. Later we went on to a show. The evening was a huge success and as I drop her at her door I said 'I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?'


She agrees and a date is made. The next night I knock on her door and when she opens it she slaps me hard across the face. Obviously I'm stunned. 


'What was that for?' I asked.

She said 'I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopedia last night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for r**ting up against a garden wall' 

I never used that turn of phrase again...

[2i30s]

 

[eye30]

was her name wasn't Poison Ivy by chance

[Dazzler]

was her name wasn't Poison Ivy by chance

Geez I'm glad I didn't call her that.. she'd still be "hanging around..."

[Shambles]

Some women are far too sensitive

[bumpkin]

 

[SRT Metro]