[Hemmi]

Breaking news. Scientists have confirmed that the dust cloud that has grounded all UK aircraft is not from the volcano in Iceland as originally believed. Investigations have shown that cleaners have been dusting the trophy cabinet at the Liverpool stadium!

 

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[Shambles]

very good mate

[hipposniper]

 

[Lorian]

I'm suprised none of our australian friends have cracked the cricket joke yet 

[eye30]

From an Everton fan - that is brill.  Very topical Hemmi  

Now all Liverpool need is the cash I mean ash (or is it ash and cash) from an investor

[bumpkin]

 

[Shambles]

Breaking news. Scientists have confirmed that the dust cloud that has grounded all UK aircraft is not from the volcano in Iceland as originally believed. Investigations have shown that cleaners have been dusting the trophy cabinet at the Liverpool stadium!

Now proven to be a fictional report.

The real cause has now actually been photographed by Sky News

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[Hemmi]

 

[eye30]

Should have been Old Trafford

[kittikat]

I'm suprised none of our australian friends have cracked the cricket joke yet 

Don't feel the need to crack the cricket joke......I would prefer to crack the 'Collingwood' joke.

For those that don't know or understand Aussie Rules football, Collingwood (self professed 'Best Club in the League'  ) has not won a Premiership since, oh, 1990.   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collingwood_Football_Club