[bumpkin]

Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried ... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:....



"I think he means her legs, Ethel..."

[Dazzler]

 

[Mike SX]

 

[clackerz]

 

[Nesher]

!

[2i30s]

 

[eye30]

 

[SRT Metro]

 

[Mike SX]

As an attractive woman walked past the comedian Peter Kaye he commented:-

Ooo, nice legs love , what time do they open

[Dazzler]

One of my Ex's was tall with long legs... I used to say " I'm not sure if I like you left leg or your right leg better" or somewhere in between....

[2i30s]

 

[Shambles]

keep 'em coming

[Mike SX]

keep 'em coming

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