[Mike SX]

A man with attitude is strutting up and down a Maternity Ward Reception Area,
"I just cannot wait, cannot wait", he tells the other Fathers-to-be. "You wait, any minute now, could be quads, look at me, look at me, and look at the size of my biceps."

Then the Maternity Nurse arrives, "Congratulations Mr Collins, you are the Father of sextuplets".

"I'm not surprised", the man said "I've got a d**k the size of a chimney"!

"Well", said the nurse, "you better get it swept, they're all black"!

[Dazzler]

 

[bumpkin]

 

[2i30s]

 

[eye30]

 

[Nesher]

ROFL

[hipposniper]

oh dear!!!!....

[SRT Metro]