[AlanHo]

This true news story may well sponsor some shitty puns

Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom - Gloucestershire Live

[Shambles]

"Somehow tripped" ...


DOUBT

I’m guessing he was lucky he’d just provided the projectile with a liberal coating of…lubricant to stop it rusting.

[The Gonz]

That wouldn't sit comfortably with me.
That might even result in explosive diarrhea.
Hopefully it would have been resolved with the emergence of the Fast Attendance Response Team.

[AlanHo]