[Dazzler]

Self Harm

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

 'How did this happen?' the emergency room  doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,'  the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried
to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid
 $6,000.00 for these  implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'

 'So then?' asked the  doctor. 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I  thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting  myself in the mouth.'

'So then? 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I  thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put
 my finger in my other ear  before I pulled the trigger.'