[Dazzler]

The wife was standing nude in front of a mirror, says to me, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'

The Wife gets naked & asks me, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
I looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'

Some women just don't have a sense of humour....