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A man, getting on in years, finds that he is unable to perform in the bedroom.

He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems  to work. Finally, as a last resort, the doctor refers him to an African medicine  man.

The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said, he throws a white powder into a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then the African medicine man says, 'This is powerful healing but  you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!'

The man then asks, 'What happens when it's over and I don't want  to continue?'

The medicine man replies, 'When your partner can take no more and is completely exhausted, all she has to say is '1234' and it will then go down.

But be warned, it will not rise again for another whole year.'

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave.

He slides into bed,  cuddles up to his wife and says '123' and he feels a sudden movement in his trouser department, just as the medicine man promised.

His wife turns over and asks, 'What did you say '123' for?

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A man, getting on in years, finds that he is unable to perform in the bedroom.
OY! I just seen this. You having a pop old man?  :P :P :lol:
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Hi Hemmi,

"His wife turns over and asks, 'What did you say '123' for?"

"123 for" sounds the same as "1234"


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Buhahahahaha I love this thread. The nuances. The misunderstandings. The ... joke   :lol:
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