[Hemmi]

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

[EymaTeapot]

I like it,

[eye30]

[Dazzler]

Plagiarism....

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[Hemmi]

Plagiarism....

[eye30]

That Ok

It saves me looking back for the Saturday night joke for when I go to my local.

[Dazzler]

Plagiarism....

Now, that's a fair excuse (anyway, I thought we had similar sense of humour   )