[Just Rick]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

Geez we don't wanna hear what your missus asks you in the bedroom 

No Rick.
That would be:
(1) Have you got a weapon?
(2) Can I see your weapon?
(3) Is your weapon cocked and fully loaded?

My Gord I'm in tears now 

[Doggie 1]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

Geez we don't wanna hear what your missus asks you in the bedroom 

No Rick.
That would be:
(1) Have you got a weapon?
(2) Can I see your weapon?
(3) Is your weapon cocked and fully loaded?

My Gord I'm in tears now 

Why? 
It doesn't hurt.
As my doctor always used to say, "You'll only feel a little prick."
I hate getting injections.

[Just Rick]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

Geez we don't wanna hear what your missus asks you in the bedroom 

No Rick.
That would be:
(1) Have you got a weapon?
(2) Can I see your weapon?
(3) Is your weapon cocked and fully loaded?

My Gord I'm in tears now 

Why? 
It doesn't hurt.
As my doctor always used to say, "You'll only feel a little prick."
I hate getting injections.

So what are you telling us Dave 

[Asterix]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

Geez we don't wanna hear what your missus asks you in the bedroom 

No Rick.
That would be:
(1) Have you got a weapon?
(2) Can I see your weapon?
(3) Is your weapon cocked and fully loaded?

My Gord I'm in tears now 

Why? 
It doesn't hurt.
As my doctor always used to say, "You'll only feel a little prick."
I hate getting injections.

So what are you telling us Dave 

You gyus are amazing....

 

[Doggie 1]

What have I done?        

[Just Rick]

What have I done?        

nothing as far as I can see,but I'm still waiting for an answer to my question(maybe we've gone off topic)what thread are we in again 

[Doggie 1]

I know nuthing!   

[Just Rick]

I know nuthing!   

so you can't even, only feel a little prick."
Then now 

[meehalych]

+ finally 4 days off!!!  Ura!
+ time to pack my bags for a trip
- nasty weather, even though it is warm, but rainy and gloomy

[Just Rick]

+ finally 4 days off!!!  Ura!
+ time to pack my bags for a trip
- nasty weather, even though it is warm, but rainy and gloomy

Bugger the bad weather,at least you have four days off.

[Surferdude]

+ slow, relaxed start to the day with a 10am visit to a primary school to get grilled by 6yo kids about what engineers do

How did you go with that one, Gonz?  The engineers I've met couldn't even explain what they did to adults, let alone 6yo kids.  I swear they have their own language.

Oh so true.
I have a son who is an electrical engineer. His wife is also an electrical engineer.
They communicate well - with each other.

[Surferdude]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

Geez we don't wanna hear what your missus asks you in the bedroom 

No Rick.
That would be:
(1) Have you got a weapon?
(2) Can I see your weapon?
(3) Is your weapon cocked and fully loaded?

My Gord I'm in tears now 

Why? 
It doesn't hurt.
As my doctor always used to say, "You'll only feel a little prick."
I hate getting injections.

So what are you telling us Dave 

I may have told this story before - or at least the joke part of it.

I was at a managers' meeting one time and while we were waiting for a few latecomers, one of the guys told a joke which went....................

What's the difference between a prostitute, a lover and your wife?

A prostitute says, "Faster. faster"
A Lover says, "Sloooower. Slooower"
A wife says, "Aqua. I think we might paint the ceiling aqua"

Just as he finished and we all laughed, one of the latecomers arrived. He had a few paint speckles on his face and someone asked him what he'd been doing. His reply? "Oh. Lesley (his wife) had me painting ceilings all weekend"

Dead set took 10 minutes for order to be restored.

[Phil №❶]

 

[Doggie 1]

 

[Just Rick]

NOW THAT was feakin funny SD  , I see I have had a promotion when did that happen 

[Dazzler]

NOW THAT was feakin funny SD  , I see I have had a promotion when did that happen 

About two weeks ago

[Doggie 1]

How can he be a VIP when he's Rick without a P? 

[Phil №❶]

- Tried to get "Fruitee" rose yesterday but told, unavailable till next winter.
+ Email reply today, found 1 plant. Collected it this arvo. 

[Surferdude]

Damn nice looking rose Phil.

[Phil №❶]

It has 2 buds, the plant could be healthier but I've re potted it so should be all go now. Fruitee has a strong incredible sweet scent. My neighbor had it in our old house. He is losing the cancer battle so the plant is especially significant to me.

[meehalych]

+ flying to Vietnam tonight; may I catch my connection flight in Moscow

[Dazzler]

+ flying to Vietnam tonight; may I catch my connection flight in Moscow

Wow, you are quite the jetsetter! 

[meehalych]

+ didn't miss my connecting flight, although our departure from Pulkovo was delayed for 15 minutes.
-/+ a departure from Moscow was delayed for about an hour due to passengers.
-/+ the traffic in Hanoi is a madness  , no one seems to know a single road rule 

[FatBoy]

From my experience, there are no road rules in South East Asia (nor India, Pakistan, and Devonport)

[eye30]

-/+ a departure from Moscow was delayed for about an hour due to passengers.

Hahaha.

Passengers.

When i was working we said school days were great without the students....

[meehalych]

+ I am rich, I am very rich   

[Dazzler]

From my experience, there are no road rules in South East Asia (nor India, Pakistan, and Devonport)

  You are not wrong!

[Dazzler]

+ I am rich, I am very rich   

impressive!

[FatBoy]

That's quite a lot of Dong you have there!!

[Phil №❶]

Spend your Dong wisely, Misha.