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Offline sweetbix

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August 24, 2009, 12:28:04
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight over to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grannie explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Jenny suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no," her grannie replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused, and wiped away a tear. "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."

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Reply #1: August 24, 2009, 12:30:37
Rude, but I like it :lol:
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Reply #2: August 24, 2009, 12:32:31
I wasn't sure if I should post it.. :P
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Reply #3: August 24, 2009, 12:33:38
Quote from: sweetbix on August 24, 2009, 12:32:31
I wasn't sure if I should post it.. :P

.. and I wasn't sure if I should read it :D
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Reply #4: August 24, 2009, 12:33:52
Too late now.. If one of us blokes had posted it it would have been classed as disgusting...

But I like it too...  :lol:
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Reply #5: August 24, 2009, 12:40:06


Classed as disgusting by who?? I just found it funny.. :lol:
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Reply #6: August 24, 2009, 12:45:16
Us blokes have graphic minds.. that joke paints quite a picture for me.  :eek:
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Reply #7: August 24, 2009, 12:59:20
Quote from: sweetbix on August 24, 2009, 12:40:06

 I just found it funny.. :lol:

We could go through the ins and outs of this joke if you wish :P

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Reply #8: August 24, 2009, 12:59:40
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Reply #9: August 24, 2009, 14:36:44
Quote from: Shambles on August 24, 2009, 12:59:20
Quote from: sweetbix on August 24, 2009, 12:40:06

 I just found it funny.. :lol:

We could go through the ins and outs of this joke if you wish :P

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I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.... my fault too. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Reply #10: August 24, 2009, 17:28:11
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reply #11: August 24, 2009, 18:22:52
i heard a similar one but it was an ambulance not a icecream van, but still v funny, ha ha

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Reply #12: August 24, 2009, 18:54:23
 :lol:
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Reply #13: August 24, 2009, 23:47:17
*chuckle*

I like your Sheena Avatar Sweetbix :D


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Reply #14: August 25, 2009, 01:05:22
bez10y, it's actually She-Ra Princess of Power and not Sheena Queen of the Jungle... :razz: :lol:
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Reply #15: August 25, 2009, 04:20:32
Quote from: sweetbix on August 25, 2009, 01:05:22
bez10y, it's actually She-Ra Princess of Power and not Sheena Queen of the Jungle... :razz: :lol:

Gah, I knew that, why did I type Sheena?

Stupid brain.

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Reply #16: August 25, 2009, 12:56:21
Quote from: bez10y on August 25, 2009, 04:20:32
Quote from: sweetbix on August 25, 2009, 01:05:22
bez10y, it's actually She-Ra Princess of Power and not Sheena Queen of the Jungle... :razz: :lol:

Gah, I knew that, why did I type Sheena?

Stupid brain.

It's alright bez10y, they both start with the letter S.. :razz:
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Reply #17: August 25, 2009, 18:40:37
 :lol:

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