[sweetbix]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny went straight over to visit her grandmother.

When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grannie explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Jenny suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no," her grannie replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused, and wiped away a tear. "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."

 

[Shambles]

Rude, but I like it

[sweetbix]

I wasn't sure if I should post it..

[Shambles]

I wasn't sure if I should post it..

.. and I wasn't sure if I should read it

[Dazzler]

Too late now.. If one of us blokes had posted it it would have been classed as disgusting...

But I like it too...  

[sweetbix]

Classed as disgusting by who?? I just found it funny..

[Dazzler]

Us blokes have graphic minds.. that joke paints quite a picture for me. 

[Shambles]

 I just found it funny..

We could go through the ins and outs of this joke if you wish

* must dig out Tubular Bells album *

[bumpkin]

 

[sweetbix]

 I just found it funny..

We could go through the ins and outs of this joke if you wish

* must dig out Tubular Bells album *

I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.... my fault too.

 

[SRT Metro]

 

[hipposniper]

i heard a similar one but it was an ambulance not a icecream van, but still v funny, ha ha

[eye30]

 

*chuckle*

I like your Sheena Avatar Sweetbix

[sweetbix]

bez10y, it's actually She-Ra Princess of Power and not Sheena Queen of the Jungle...

bez10y, it's actually She-Ra Princess of Power and not Sheena Queen of the Jungle...

Gah, I knew that, why did I type Sheena?

Stupid brain.

[sweetbix]

bez10y, it's actually She-Ra Princess of Power and not Sheena Queen of the Jungle...

Gah, I knew that, why did I type Sheena?

Stupid brain.

It's alright bez10y, they both start with the letter S..

[Hemmi]