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I have dicided today,I am a dickhead,
Quote from: Rick-without the P on November 09, 2013, 12:35:37I have dicided today,I am a dickhead,Did you mean to spell decided with an i? As if so it read brill dic ided dick head!
Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. Grace for Vets
Quote from: The Gonz on November 11, 2013, 07:21:08Did you go for your free carwash today, Rick? I was going to but had to catch a plane instead. Grace for VetsWashes Reported = 0 (that's a well rounded number)
Venomous Snake on Windshield Turn on Wipers!
Let me first paint the picture2 and a half weeks ago,had my colonoscapy,yesterday went to see the doctor for the results of this and some bloodworks I was asked to have,result of the colonoscapy was good news bad news sort of,most thinks where OK but I do have a rather large benign tumour further up the plumbing and unless it starts to cause a problem,they are not going to touch it and I thought my huge gut was me just getting old and fat.Anyhow due to other issues,the doctor wanted me to have more bloods done today and another chest X-Ray,so I take today off to get these done,so Sue decides to also take the opportunity to make it her weekly shopping trip as well(our supermarket here in town is a rip off and doesn't have a huge selection of anything) so we get the shopping in Northam,non even there,other than me loosing the plot at the crowded shops(freaking pension day),but on the way home we called into York to pick up something for lunch,when we pulled up outside the supermarket there,one of the shop employee's was out having a cigarette(I was going to say fag and then thought better of it,knowing you lot) so in we go get what we're after,Sue had her bits and pieces and I got a few for the dog's so I go through the 10 items or less checkout.this is how the conversation went,made my day,I just about wet myselfCOA= check out attendantCOA - Ah! Mr Big Dog's (as we where in Bruce,personalised plates) Me - Yeah the big dogs we have won't fit in that carCOA - Oh! thought you must of had a big dog,what do you have? Me - Saint BernardsCOA - Oh! You have more than one?Me - Yes unfortunately COA - Very nice,yes I noticed your plates when you pulled up,I was out having a breakMe - Ah! OK COA - yes I seen your Mother having trouble getting out of the car and whinging to you.Me - well I just couldn't say anything for a few seconds,I was damned near chokingMe - my gord don't let my Missus hear you say that, that was her getting out of the carCOA - OMG I am so sorry,please don't Tell you wife COA - at least you can take that as a compliment to you Me - Yes,Have a nice day (then left)as soon as we got in the car,I had to tell Sue,through my laughter,she just smacked me one in the head and said she didn't think it was that funny,made my day
When her Labrador licked you, that should have given you a clue, Rick.